August 2023

I still can’t get over the fact that Jonah kept his bones. That Jonah cared for this man, not enough to save his life, but enough to keep him. To possess his remains and deny his family mourning rights. Or even the knowledge that he died, for all they know the man just went missing. Was his brother ever told?

All this as well as going to the man that essentially killed Barnabas to ask for those bones, possibly even demanded them. Has that ever been done before? Why did Mordecai agree? Is Jonah somehow lonelier with the bones in his possession?

And then he just kept them. Moved them from Edinburgh to London and kept them in his office for nearly 200 years. ‘If you know where to look’ are they viewable? Are they hidden somewhere, lovingly preserved? Are parts of the bones fractured or rubbed smooth from anger or sorrow?

I need to knoooow.

disgustinggf:

AU where The Distortion slaps John with Michael’s employee badge when it gets told the archive’s are off limits.

Au where an Unhinged desolation! Tim takes pics with dynamite like a dick pick before he blows up the strangers circuses.

Why yes he keeps sending them to the archives crew. Jon hates it.

I want an au where the archives crew gets sent back to regency times. Including Elias but he gets flung back into his original body (here’s how oglias can come back, jk he’s a husk)

The crew is looking for Elias, not realizing they’re at the very start of it all, hoping he might know how to get back. And they come across this absolute cherub of a young man. Too beautiful too sweet with the eyes of an old man.

Who immediately tries to stab John because this has to be HIS fault he doesn’t want to be in this inferior body again. There’s no T in 1814 😡😡😡😡

But Barnabas and Johnathan are there..

Oh and they find the dead body somewhere because souls or something idk

Jonah knows what needs to be done now tho. He’s the original archivist he can just do it himself.

I don’t need to write this I have so much to write.

CHAPTER 2

YEET

enjoy the Magshawe fluff in the start of it.

While I wait for my research books to be ready at the library:

Should evil eye sugar baby man have a dead name in these fics

Yes, go punny with Iris

Yes, be plain with Maria

No, vague pronouns/Miss Magnus

Op those names suck let me suggest…

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Do you think Elias and Peter were the first legal gay divorce in London?

was Elias suppose to be a joke on Alias or Eyeless?

I kinda want a Gertrude is alive AU but all of her assistants are avatars/creatures bent on revenge a la Michael but they just can’t fucking win.

So it’s time to pick off her new assistants one by one.

Except Eric he dead probably.

I was looking at some wonderful thought provoking art of elias and jonah both being trans and the beauty of the body and blah blah blah but unfortunately i stared too long and it made me wonder about the eye thing.

do the nerves reconnect or are those eyes just loosely rolling around in his sockets? if you slap him hard enough will they pop out a la jake english?

Has one ever just fallen out in public and now Elias has to pretend he has one false eye??

except it happened twice and someone is PRETTY SURE it was the opposite eye the last time-