When you’re trying to steal a corpse for Medical Study without getting busted and he keeps trying to talk to you about Ghosts.
THANK U @gertruderobinsonscat for tempting me with this concept…
THEY
Keep thinking about this! But ~*imagine*~!
Jonathan has successfully broken into the graveyard. He knows his time is short, he needs to dig this body up by sunrise *and* cover his tracks well enough that the police don’t track him down. Midway through the dig a light falls on him. He looks up in panic, thinking that the jig is up and he’s about to be arrested. Instead of a guard he sees a handsome and respectable-looking gentleman. His first assumption is that this is another medical student on the same errand as he is.
Jonathan: This one is mine, there are a few fresh graves over yonder.
Jonah, still reeling over finding this absolute SNACK in an open grave instead of whatever ghoulish creature he was investigating: Nah, I’m good. Mind if I watch? Mind if I lecture you about the ghostly rumors of haunting that I’m researching while I watch the sweat soak through your shirt, clinging to the muscles of your shoulders, until you are so damp and uncomfortable you *swallow* have to remove your neck cloth?YEAH! DELICIOUS! YOU GET IT!!
I’m imagining.