2025-04-01 19:57:28 ¶ ●

I think the S4 archives crew should all be having weird unpleasant sex that’s only sometimes physically enjoyable. They’re all miserable and trapped together and outside of Melanie and Georgie (who were already friends by that point) I struggle to conceive of even a single one of them having any outside connections or being very interested in random hookups with strangers.

Melanie and Basira having rough quickies neither of them ever talk about after during Jon’s coma is basically Canon to me and I think this should keep happening all throughout S4 up until the bullet is removed (and maybe once or twice after). Jonmelanie concerningly violent knifeplay is also Important. Jondaisy when they’re bored and lonely and need to feel Close to someone who understands. Melaniedaisy probably at least once. I think there was probably at least one three- or foursome that absolutely nobody involved really enjoyed. Daisira but I don’t have the bandwidth to give it the amount of thought it deserves (we’ve moved out of the Blorbozone (Jon and to a lesser extent Melanie)). You understand.