2025-02-16 19:34:31 ¶ ● ⬈

sparks-out:

> It’d be ooc and unrealistic as hell but I really am charmed by the idea of Jon just. Fucking his way through half the institute and most of the donors.

Jon who’s just started T and would needs a tremendously inconvenient number of orgasms to get through the day. He’ll reciprocate if he feels his partner requires it but really he’d much rather cum once or twice and then get back to work.

Mostly he’s just irritated over how demanding his libido has become. And look, there’s only so many times you can cum in a cramped bathroom stall before it gets stale and uncomfortable, but there’s a good number of discrete, rarely used rooms all over the institute, and he’s not going to be missed for ten minutes, so if somebody could give him a quick ten minute railing that leaves him nice and sated it’d be much appreciated. Yes yes that was satisfactory. Time for work now.

It’s not uncommon for Jon to go missing for fifteen or so minutes and come back a little wobbly but ready to focus, or for him to vanish with one (sometimes two) party-goers during institute events. He’s in Elias’ office at least twice a day (and often over Rosie’s desk afterwards too). Sometimes people offer to take him home but he gets all snippy and dismissive because he’s quite capable of taking care of himself at home, thankyouverymuch. Can rate the cunnilingus skills of every single other person in research (Sasha holds the top spot, obviously), has Opinions about which donors are and aren’t a good lay (the Lukases have the dubious distinction of being The Worst, as far as he’s concerned), and he WILL say something if he thinks someone’s done a shit job bringing him off. Eventually his libido cools down and he’s back to his regularly scheduled programming of bringing himself off in private and getting on with his day without distractions, but for a year or so he was. Tremendously Popular.