2025-05-26 6:07:27 ¶ ● ⬈

sparks-out:

> Ohhhh god. There was a poll for mpreg and I only saw it after it was already running…. and now I can’t even submit Jon???? Tragedy and misery……

It’s ok. Jon has already been impregnated countless times. In my beautiful mind..,,

2025-05-26 13:31:51 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

sparky-is-spiders:

> sparky-is-spiders:

> > Whenever trans man/transmasc Jon is given tits they’re basically always small, and tbh I do see the vision but. Consider. How much we could make him suffer if they were bigger. If he had difficulty binding (and you KNOW that man wouldn’t be safe about binding at all). If they gave him back problems. If he was constantly stressing about whether anyone had noticed he wasn’t cis. Just. Imagine.

> Enough Jon who is so small he doesn’t need to bind. Give me Jon who binds every single day for twelve hours straight and regularly forgets to take his binder off when he goes to bed (not that I’ve ever done that…) and still can’t quite manage to fully bind his chest. Give this man back problems!!

Okay before I was just being mean but now I’m also going to be horny: imagine how much worse it would be for him if he was pregnant; if he was lactating. Tits sore and swollen, even harder to hide. His binders even more uncomfortable to wear (especially with the baby bump as well). Constantly squeezing his tits and causing him to leak milk everywhere <3

2025-05-26 18:44:57 ¶ ●

Jon should be a creepy possessive weirdo in the incest AUs. When he’s younger he’s a little terror to anyone who’s too close to his dad but whrn he gets older he’s snide and cutting and hostile. Gets angry when he sees anyone else have flirt with Elias. His father’s sex life becomes something of a morbid fascination to him. Spying on his father constantly, rucking up his clothes to look at him while he’s asleep. He finds his dad’s sex toys and steals one to use it himself, fantasizing about how Elias used it, the thought of someone other than him using his father’s toys on Elias making him both horny and deeply envious. Thinks that nobody would touch his father if they knew he had Jon. How maybe if he was round and filled with Elias’ child then everybody would see that Elias was Jon’s. That a little piece of his father was growing inside of him, that Jon would forever carry his father’s mark on his body, and then they would Know that they weren’t allowed to touch. To try and stand between Jon and his father.

I’m not sure he could articulate it, to be honest. I think he’d be full of a wild, overpowering swirl of emotions (anger jealousy love need loneliness possessiveness) and complicated feelings about love and sex and sexuality and he wouldn’t understand many of them or why they were happening or how they were connected. Just a constant, ceaseless awareness that Elias was his.

2025-05-27 2:39:54 ¶ ●

I know Jon is often depicted and headcanoned as scrawny and suchlike but I think we should be considering the merits of fat Jon. Such as how much deeper into him something would be able to sink its teeth. Burying long, razor-blade teeth deep inside his flesh, every inch of bloodslick tissue warm and perfect around each daggerlike fang. Powerful jaws crushing with perfect pressure until the fangs go deep enough to gently rest against bone……..

2025-05-27 3:37:06 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

sparks-out:

> Jon should be a creepy possessive weirdo in the incest AUs. When he’s younger he’s a little terror to anyone who’s too close to his dad but whrn he gets older he’s snide and cutting and hostile. Gets angry when he sees anyone else have flirt with Elias. His father’s sex life becomes something of a morbid fascination to him. Spying on his father constantly, rucking up his clothes to look at him while he’s asleep. He finds his dad’s sex toys and steals one to use it himself, fantasizing about how Elias used it, the thought of someone other than him using his father’s toys on Elias making him both horny and deeply envious. Thinks that nobody would touch his father if they knew he had Jon. How maybe if he was round and filled with Elias’ child then everybody would see that Elias was Jon’s. That a little piece of his father was growing inside of him, that Jon would forever carry his father’s mark on his body, and then they would Know that they weren’t allowed to touch. To try and stand between Jon and his father.

> I’m not sure he could articulate it, to be honest. I think he’d be full of a wild, overpowering swirl of emotions (anger jealousy love need loneliness possessiveness) and complicated feelings about love and sex and sexuality and he wouldn’t understand many of them or why they were happening or how they were connected. Just a constant, ceaseless awareness that Elias was his.

2025-05-27 3:38:22 ¶ ●

Somebody needs to introduce incest AU Jon to the concept of vore. He NEEDS to think about being kept safe and warm in the tight heat of Elias’ stomach. Okay?

2025-05-27 4:09:43 ¶ ● ⬈

skiesandcandy:

> Hey gang I’m thinking about jg incest again. I think sometimes gerry desperately wishes she could be some dangerous Thing holding jon in her jaws and sinking her teeth in and he trembles but doesn’t try to run because he trusts her and loves her so so much and she just needs to taste him needs his fear and love and all of him or she might burst. Hey where are you goi

2025-05-27 4:52:43 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

skiesandcandy:

> skiesandcandy:

> > skiesandcandy:

> > > Am I allowed to say things. I think gerry had a lot of very confusing very messy fantasies early on because of the books she read that maybe did some Things. To her brain. I think she read about some fight scenes with. You know all the wildly horny ways people can pin each other down. I think those were Formative for her. I think once her and Jon were watching a movie when some fight scene came on and jons just kinda like. Why are you red. And she’s digging her fingernails into her knees so hard they bleed going oh mum forgot to turn on the ac :) <- she wants to fuck her brother so bad she’s going to explode

> > I need to think of movies or books with erotic fight scenes gerry NEEDS to develop a weird Fixation on something and not entirely realize why for a while. I’m inflicting the awkward experience of wow this sure is a thing that makes me feel Odd and I think about a lot, oh well to THAT WAS A FUCKING KINK???? Pipeline. Anyways I think she’d be really really horny about very specific kinds of fight scenes and the first time she read a book where a fight scene turned into a make out she. Had some feelings. And jon from across the room is like. “Is there something you’d like to share with the class” “can I not read a damn book?”

> For the record this is the Tamest idea I have I just am kind of testing the waters here. Am I legally allowed to talk about gerrys wet dreams. Please. I have some thoughts

2025-05-27 13:07:22 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

pr3ydriv3:

> nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can’t talk here it isn’t safe.. we have to go to sex world together

2025-05-27 15:00:04 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

genicecream:

> all the better to eat you with

2025-05-27 15:02:30 ¶ ● ⬈

pr3ydriv3:

> why fuck the wound with your penace orsomething when you could fuck it with. the knife#effiicency

2025-05-27 15:04:19 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

homoeroticjunoincident:

> homoeroticjunoincident:

> > homoeroticjunoincident:

> > > homoeroticjunoincident:

> > > > lemonxlimee:

> > > > > homoeroticjunoincident:

> > > > > > homoeroticjunoincident:

> > > > > > > homoeroticjunoincident:

> > > > > > > > homoeroticism of stabbing someone’s eyes out wait no this was meant to be a surgery post fuck

> > > > > > > anyway the homoeroticism of painting your hands with someone else’s blood all warm and getting it under your fingernails and feeling it dry

> > > > > > nevermind i just remembered i should be cooped up in a cage and not allowed to ever talk to anyone incase i get ideas POST CANCELED

> > > > > Noooo :( come back

> > > > THE POST IS BACK ON the homoeroticism of gently running a knife down someone’s chest and putting a hand on their stomach to steady them and feeling them shake under what you’re doing to them and their breath hitch and their hands clench and them try to stay as still as possible but still end up shifting under your knife causing it to just rip further into them

> > > the homoeroticism of pulling their chest apart with your hands

> > the homoeroticism of reaching into their chest and brushing your fingertips against their organs and petting them and feeling them twitch and work. the homoeroticism of shifting around their organs and mapping every crevice of their body onto your hands. the homoeroticism of gathering up a part of their intestines in your hands and holding them oh so gently and slotting their organs back into their skin. the homoeroticism of dragging your hands up their organs. the homoeroticism of watching their lungs pump and then getting to feel the stutter as they gasp for breath for yourself. the homoeroticism of plucking their heart out of their chest and cradling it in your hands.

> the homoeroticism of putting them back together of making sure you arranged everything back just right (even though it’ll never be the same as it was before) and sewing them shut of leaving evidence. the homoeroticism of letting them fall asleep in a puddle of their own blood and carding your bloody fingers through their hair when they’re asleep

2025-05-27 15:33:01 ¶ ●

Warrior cats incest has the problem of being constantly everywhere all the time but none of the characters are actually closely related and also it’s not really intentional. Just kind of a result of everyone needing to date within-clan. But I don’t care if they’re third cousins or whatever. I want to see parents fucking their own children. And they should be AWARE that it’s incest!!

2025-05-27 15:53:52 ¶ ● ⬈

sparks-out:

> Warrior cats incest has the problem of being constantly everywhere all the time but none of the characters are actually closely related and also it’s not really intentional. Just kind of a result of everyone needing to date within-clan. But I don’t care if they’re third cousins or whatever. I want to see parents fucking their own children. And they should be AWARE that it’s incest!!

I’ll admit I’ve mostly moved on from wc (apart from the occasional dive into ao3 for some low-to-mid-quality breeding incest rape porn) but one thing I’d like to see is Hollyleaf Crowfeather forbidden affair. Not because I ship them I just think it would be hot if Hollyleaf was fucking her own father for months and neither of them knew.

2025-05-27 16:10:48 ¶ ●

Last Warriors posting because I remembered Clangen exists and I enjoy it. Anyway very frustrating that Lifegen won’t let me flirt with the senior warriors when I’m an adult. Let me date my elderly leader please please please please please

2025-05-27 16:46:55 ¶ ●

Imagining Elias needing the bathroom before a meeting. Instructing Jon to come and kneel between his legs, pulling his cock from his trousers and pushing the tip between Jon’s lips, beginning to urinate into his warm, waiting mouth <3 Jon suckling on his father’s cock as he drinks every drop of his piss <3

2025-05-27 16:51:54 ¶ ●

Me: “I like to describe things as ‘suckling’ because it makes me imagine someone greedily nursing on a lactating nipple. I wonder why”

The #lactation tag on my horny tumblr sideblog:

2025-05-27 16:54:01 ¶ ● ⬈

skiesandcandy:

> Does anyone want to think about Jonah viewing jon as being so so young next to him and Jon having a normal one about it.

2025-05-27 19:50:38 ¶ ●

Alpha Elias should get a little too territorial during a rut and piss inside of Jon. Should soak his cunt in urine, in the scent of Elias and his claim <3

2025-05-27 21:17:48 ¶ ● ⬈

skiesandcandy:

> Actually I think elias telling jon he was barely a young man when he met him in the intern au would be really really fun. And I think jon could be so so normal about it. I think jon could handle thinking about how elias has known him since he was nineteen when he’s Centuries Old. I think he could be normal about it

2025-05-27 21:52:37 ¶ ● ⬈

l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft:

> *gets the archivist pregnant*

> hello jon, apologies for the conception

2025-05-27 22:43:19 ¶ ● ⬈

skiesandcandy:

> I just. I really like the idea of alpha elias a little Bothered by his instincts and keeping them on a tight leash who’s usually so composed and then something happens when he snaps and is soooo hungry and possessive and affectionate and desperate . Ok. I like the idea of elias keeping himself sooo carefully controlled and indulging in his desires yes but always doing so very Intentionally and Carefully and then losing his shit over something completely.

2025-05-28 5:37:48 ¶ ●

Jon reading a statement that includes a graphic depiction of sex. Feeling all the same sensations the statement giver did no matter how much he squirms and tries to get away. Feeling himself breached by a heavy cock. The statement going and going even as his voice becomes all breathy and desperate, interspersed with helpless pleasured moans. Jon giving in and beginning to touch himself as he keeps going… unable to cum until the statement giver does.

2025-05-28 5:46:43 ¶ ●

For Jon selfcest we need to give one of our Jons the ability to impregnate the other one. This is to make their sex life Worse and also to take whatever fragile peace and stability they manage to claw and Explode it in their faces. You understand.

2025-05-28 15:56:41 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

sparky-is-spiders:

> sparky-is-spiders:

> > Jon healthy weight gain post eyepocalypse <3

> He’s finally being well-fed, getting a consistent, steady supply of food just like he needs after months of near-starvation. Body filling out as he takes in the never-ending meal. <3

He deserves to lounge comfortably in the panopticon as his body is pumped full of delicious, wonderful terror, Elias kneeling between his legs, face buried in Jon’s folds.

2025-05-28 16:14:20 ¶ ● ⬈

spicypolls:

> Considering the scenario below*, who is in the wrong here?

> Person A

> Person B

> Both

> Neither

> Other

> See Results

> See Results

> *Scenario: Person A is the author of a popular story that has no sex. But in private, Person A has an explicit version of their story that fetishizes abuse like rape, incest, etc. They privately share this version with their consenting friend, Person B. Person B is disgusted by what they see and exposes this version to the public so that everyone knows that Person A fetishizes abuse. Who is in the wrong here?

2025-05-28 17:08:34 ¶ ● ⬈

skiesandcandy:

> Jon in the apocalypse gasping and looking so blissful,, elias asking him what’s on his mind and Jon whispers that he’s full, that he’s actually full, Jon who’s been starving his whole life never satisifed, ok. OK. I just think. Jon whimpering so sweetly because he’s sure he can’t take anymore yet he never wants it to end. Jon finally sated . Ok?

2025-05-29 1:41:57 ¶ ● ⬈

spicypolls:

> Smut readers: how long do you like it?

> Flash Fiction (200 - 1.5k words)

> Short Story (1.5k - 10k words)

> Novelette (7.5k - 20k words)

> Novella (30k - 50k words)

> Novel (50k+ words)

> See Results

> See Results

2025-05-29 1:43:23 ¶ ● ⬈

spicypolls:

> Do you get off to overdone/“low-effort*” porn plots?

> Yes, I actively get off to those.

> Yes, I just don’t care.

> Not necessarily, but porn is porn.

> Not necessarily, but they can be entertaining.

> No, I like my porn to have more elaborate plots.

> No, I don’t like my porn to have any plot at all.

> I don’t watch porn.

> See Results

> See Results

> *Specifically thinking about the “conventionally hot woman calls a plumber and he ends up being a conventionally attractive guy and they have sex with little to no buildup” genre of porn and adjacents.

2025-05-29 2:06:13 ¶ ●

I think. Jon should be pregnant.

2025-05-29 2:47:03 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

mashamorevvna:

> you must always think about a mentor figure exploiting the power imbalance with their mentee. and you must sexualise it as well. otherwise a gazillion hungry angels are going to hell

2025-05-29 2:49:59 ¶ ● ⬈

skiesandcandy:

> Sad as hell gonna think about forcefem till I feel better. Yes it’s ooc but also. Elias should slip jon estrogen and should frog boil her about changing what terms and words he uses for during sex. Okay.

2025-05-29 3:45:59 ¶ ●

Thinking about transfem Jon being forcefemmed <3.

She’s been growing breasts for months now and she doesn’t know why but she doesn’t want to stop… Elias so calming and reassuring when she goes to him for help. Elias asking her to show him so he can see her chest up close. Just to examine it. To make sure everything’s alright. Gently fondling her breasts as he pretends to check them. Patiently ignoring her little gasps as he rubs the sensitive skin, the way she’s slowly growing hard at his ministrations. Positioning his thigh so she can rut against it as he continues to grope her…

And of course Elias needs to make sure she has enough to eat. Needs to take her out dinner, to have lunch with her, to make sure she gets enough statements every week for her chest to swell up big enough, until even her baggiest clothes can’t hide it anymore, until it’s obvious to everyone <3

And of course Elias should escalate. Should ensure she begins to lactate, but that’s a hornypost for another day…

2025-05-29 5:30:45 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

bakasara:

> secretyurigarden:

> > you have to be around asexual perverts it’s good for your health

2025-05-29 14:06:36 ¶ ●

There’s a post in the JE main tags that would be Perfect for incesttagging. But it’s from a blog I don’t know and. Do they want me tagging their post as incest. Would they kill me.

2025-05-29 15:12:54 ¶ ● ⬈

spicypolls:

> What are your opinions on consensual somnophilia?

> I’m into it and would like to/have participated IRL (as the sleeping party).

> I’m into it and would like to/have participated IRL (as the awake party).

> I’m into it and would like to/have participated IRL (as either party).

> I’m into that, but only as a fantasy (as the sleeping party).

> I’m into that, but only as a fantasy (as the awake party).

> I’m into that, but only as a fantasy (as either party).

> It’s alright/I can see it being hot in certain contexts.

> No, thank you.

> I’m only into non-consensual somnophilia.

> See Results

> See Results

2025-05-29 15:15:50 ¶ ● ⬈

spicypolls:

> People who don’t watch live-action porn: why?

> I believe it’s harmful to me*.

> I don’t want to support the porn industry.

> It’s illegal where I live.

> I physically can’t watch anything (Ex: Blind/low vision).

> Live-action porn doesn’t get me off personally.

> No porn gets me off personally.

> I don’t have enough libido to be interested in any kind of porn.

> I just don’t care/never thought about it.

> See Results

> See Results

> *Whatever that means to you. Whether you believe in addiction or brain damage caused by porn, or you just think watching it affects your sex life negatively.

2025-05-29 21:53:30 ¶ ●

Jon, who viewed himself as a frustrating and annoying burden on the life of the person responsible for raising him: What if I was a beloved and treasured pet who was kept imprisoned for my owner’s use and no matter how much I fought back or pleaded or tried to escape they wouldn’t let me go and they forcibly took care of me no matter how much I begged them not to.

2025-05-29 22:46:55 ¶ ●

Jon who comes into Elias guardianship a little older, maybe age 12, and who spends the next several years living like a ghost in Elias’ house. Never asks for help unless absolutely necessary, twists himself in knots to avoid putting any “burden” on Elias, spends most of his time alone in his room. Fascinated by Elias and his work but avoidant of direct interaction beyond the bare minimum at first, and even once he gets more acclimated he’s still shy. Starting to develop sexual feelings for Elias that leave him lost and confused. Having regular fantasies where Elias adopting him was all a ploy to keep him as his free use breeding/sex toy. Where Elias keeps him locked up in the house with him 24/7 to use his holes whenever he pleases. Loving and firm and gentle and barely even acknowledging when Jon fights back or begs for Elias to let him go or asks him not to do this. In many of them he’s already pregnant with Elias’ first baby and Elias is always careful to treat him gently. Often Elias also “helps” him eat or use the bathroom or bathes him and “rewards” him for good behavior with sex and punishes him for bad behavior with more sex. And Jon is miserable and swimming in guilt and confused and terrified that this means that there’s some secret part of himself that really wants to be kept as Elias’ personal sex toy. And I think Elias should use his powers on him. Maybe as punishment, or maybe because Jon was curious and asked. But I think Elias should tell Jon how he knew about his little fantasies all along. Watched him touch himself to the thought of Elias raping and impregnating him while he was tied to Elias’ bed. And that he knows the real reason it appeals to Jon. That he spent so many years feeling guilty for existing. Feeling like he was a burden on his only caretaker for eight years. Afraid he would be dropped by his new guardian at the slightest inconvenience. Of course he fantasizes about being so wanted he isn’t allowed to say no. Of course he fantasizes about being kept and cared for against his will, by someone so determined they’ll ignore every bite and kick and plea to stop. Of course it would appeal to him, being kept and loved and wanted so much that nothing he could do would ever be enough to make it stop. Elias holding him so so close as he tells Jon in explicit, excruciating detail why the fantasy appealed so much, why he kept returning to it again and again no matter how wrong it felt. And it’s okay. He understands. Would never judge Jon for his desires.

But it doesn’t help, does it?

2025-05-29 23:06:46 ¶ ● ⬈

anaceshornyblog:

> Elias should get to dress up Jon in pretty things while calling her his lovely girl.

2025-05-29 23:09:49 ¶ ● ⬈

spicypolls:

> Are you an age regressor* and are you into age play?

> Yes, I’m an age regressor and I am into age play.

> I’m an age regressor and I am NOT into age play.

> I am NOT an age regressor and I am into age play.

> No, I’m not an age regressor or into age play.

> See Results

> See Results

> *Voluntary or involuntary.

2025-05-29 23:13:23 ¶ ●

Like there’s some kinks that are mostly Situations I want to put Jon in. And some kinks I want to sink my teeth into (positive). And then some kinks make me hard. You understand.

2025-05-30 5:19:28 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

femdahmer:

> you found it disgusting and immoral i found it sexy and arousing that’s why i’m happier than you

2025-05-30 5:20:09 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

fellshish:

> I love ships where one of them desperately needs to hear they are loved and Good Enough i’m sure it means nothing about me lol

2025-05-30 6:53:18 ¶ ●

Starting a new fandom trend where it’s problematic to ship characters that AREN’T related.

2025-05-30 6:55:50 ¶ ● ⬈

sparks-out:

> Starting a new fandom trend where it’s problematic to ship characters that AREN’T related.

Whyyyyyy would you ship those two. They aren’t even distant cousins

2025-05-30 20:44:41 ¶ ● ⬈

skiesandcandy:

> Please imagine adoptive incest au jons massive praise kink. Like. Can you imagine. It’d be insane.

2025-05-30 21:43:43 ¶ ●

I think one day Elias peeked in Jon’s head while he was masturbating only to find Jon fantasizing about being raped by Elias and trying to fight back by choking him. And Jon felt soooo guilty afterwards for not only fantasizing about rape (and putting his own father in the role of rapist) but he came to the thought of hurting him, meanwhile the thought of Jon choking him while he breeds him has made Elias so hard it’s physically painful for him.

2025-05-31 14:51:35 ¶ ●

I can’t. I can’t ramble about gutfucking on a random person’s post. No matter how perfect the setup is for Jon to have his guts fucked :/

2025-05-31 15:02:25 ¶ ● ⬈

sparks-out:

> I can’t. I can’t ramble about gutfucking on a random person’s post. No matter how perfect the setup is for Jon to have his guts fucked :/

Look I think if Peter Lukas found Jon lying on the floor covered in blood with a nasty stab wound he should maybe put his penis in it. Just saying.