2025-06-25 19:54:24 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

purpleth0tbunny:

> not to be stupid prey but kinda need jaws around my throat while I’m rutted into

2025-06-26 4:18:43 ¶ ●

Catboy Jon but he’s declawed….

2025-06-27 3:10:56 ¶ ● ⬈

spicypolls:

> People with fetishes*: what age did they develop?

> 0-5

> 6-10

> 11-15

> 16-20

> 21-30

> 30+

> See Results

> See Results

> *Not kinks, true fetishes where you can only get off to that thing.

2025-06-27 14:55:32 ¶ ●

Jon’s boobs? Highly Gropable.

2025-06-27 18:01:48 ¶ ●

My general “default” Jon headcanon when it comes to sex and getting off is that unless you are pushing the Exact Right Buttons he doesn’t care and doesn’t like it. It’s boring and sweaty and gross and there’s all sorts of expectations people have and if circumstances haven’t made him horny enough to ignore all that then he just can’t be bothered.

2025-06-28 0:33:02 ¶ ●

“I mean, they could also be sisters <3” <- thing I can’t say out loud on a random post about Catradora dating.

2025-06-28 3:09:45 ¶ ● ⬈

spicypolls:

> When you first started getting horny and masturbating/having sex*, which happened first?

> I started to get horny, so I started masturbating/having sex.

> I started to experiment with masturbating/sex, and then started to get horny.

> I’ve never masturbated/had sex, but I have been horny.

> I’ve never been horny, but I have masturbated/had sex.

> I’ve never been horny or masturbated/had sex.

> I don’t remember.

> Other

> See Results

> See Results

> *The general period in your life, not a specific time.

2025-06-28 3:13:27 ¶ ● ⬈

spicypolls:

> *Saw-puppet voice* Hello Tumblr user, I want to play a game. See below for instructions.

> Wear the shirt with my kink on it.

> Wear the shirt with the kink that’s not mine on it.

> *Finds some way to trick this to avoid the real options and my dick explodes*

> Aww man, I wanted to be in a cool, real Saw trap >:/ (See results)

> See Results

> In front of you are two shirts. The other has your deepest, favorite kink written on it. The other has a kink that is not yours written on it. You must wear only one of these, but you can’t tell people which one is your kink. People will not know if the written text if kink of yours or not. They might assume it is, or might assume it is not.

> If you fail this game by refusing to wear either of the shirts or tell people the answer, you will have the smallest dick energy. Because you’re not following the rules of my cool game and that’s really rude.

> The choice is yours.

2025-06-29 6:16:55 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

thewomenandthechildren:

> When the pee sesh so good you start cumming!

2025-06-29 14:18:31 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

coffincoitus:

> two characters: flirty banter, clearly getting off on the power dynamics between them

> people who are scared of going to hell for masturbating: he loves him like a son

> me, hauving covid: can he call him that while they fuck

2025-06-29 19:43:05 ¶ ● ⬈

tired-fandom-ndn:

> I think every fandom needs more fics with students stalking and blackmailing their teachers.

2025-06-29 19:51:03 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

tired-fandom-ndn:

> tired-fandom-ndn:

> > I think every fandom needs a dubiously ethical cheating fic with a massive age difference.

> Dubiously ethical in the sense that the older party is definitely taking advantage of the younger person’s inexperience, eagerness to please, and whatever crush they have on someone they’re not supposed to have. Even if the older person isn’t necessarily mean, the manipulation and casual cruelty to both their partners is what makes it hot ☺️