2025-06-28 3:13:27 ¶ ● ⬈

spicypolls:

> *Saw-puppet voice* Hello Tumblr user, I want to play a game. See below for instructions.

> Wear the shirt with my kink on it.

> Wear the shirt with the kink that’s not mine on it.

> *Finds some way to trick this to avoid the real options and my dick explodes*

> Aww man, I wanted to be in a cool, real Saw trap >:/ (See results)

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> In front of you are two shirts. The other has your deepest, favorite kink written on it. The other has a kink that is not yours written on it. You must wear only one of these, but you can’t tell people which one is your kink. People will not know if the written text if kink of yours or not. They might assume it is, or might assume it is not.

> If you fail this game by refusing to wear either of the shirts or tell people the answer, you will have the smallest dick energy. Because you’re not following the rules of my cool game and that’s really rude.

> The choice is yours.