2024-10-02 21:05:10 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

xeppeli:

> xeppeli:

> > reminder that my teeth and jaws are so strong that i can effortlessly crush a medium-thick bar of alloy 2024 aluminum and absorb the resulting shrapnel into my throat without serious health problems

> white people can reblog this

2024-10-02 23:38:13 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

official-pussy-posts-2:

> were–ralph:

> > kadegreene:

> > > were–ralph:

> > > > xxliteral-satanxx:

> > > > > were–ralph:

> > > > > > What if when you cum in a pussy it goes “mmm” and licks it’s lips

> > > > What if you go to funger a pussy and it bite you

> > > Maybe you should get that concussion checked out

> > Update: At the emergency room, turns out I do have a concussion

> Official Pussy Post

2024-10-02 23:44:54 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

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Do you have any tips for when a guy likes their neck being kissed? Like, if he likes that how could I take it further?

disgustinggf:

> rip his throat out

2024-10-03 14:39:04 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

catoswound-moved:

> i hauv wound-sucking disease its where i see the wound and immediately latch on to it as if i were an infant nursing. yes its incurable

2024-10-03 14:40:32 ¶ ● ⬈

sparky-is-spiders:

> Y'know in hindsight all my fun made up lizard species had a fucky Teeth situation going on so maybe this was destiny.

Yes I AM thinking about Amaldyne sinking her fangs DEEP into whoever she’s fucking. Just biting down HARD at multiple points and absolutely railing her partner. Teeth sinking in far enough to brush against bone, shearing through scales and flesh and sinew…..

2024-10-03 23:13:55 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

dailyquests:

> dailyquests:

> > - Survive for 10 Minutes with a Werewolf.

> - In a Fight.

2024-10-04 3:07:29 ¶ ● ⬈

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maybe I just wanna be marked by being pissed in. it’s a really underrated aspect of marking imo. yea biting is fun but I have a piss kink. if a little werewolf boy wants everyone to know he’s mine he can piss in me and I’ll carry the stench for days 💞💞

monsterfuckerconfessions:

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2024-10-07 3:08:48 ¶ ● ⬈

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I find nothing hotter than a monster with big teeth~ Lemme see them chompers

monsterfuckerconfessions:

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2024-10-13 4:56:26 ¶ ●

Horny Jonthought of the day is Jon casually dropping random hints about his sex life (and yes I know that’s out of character but goddamnit we are here to be HORNY, not accurate, ok????). It happens like maybe once every four months. He appears to show no interest in sex, references to it fly completely over his head, he’s totally oblivious to flirtation, but the fact of the matter is he has an annoyingly insistent libido and other people can sometimes be useful for cooling it.

You’ll be having a perfectly normal conversation about one of the institute’s annoying donors when Jon casually says he’s “surpisingly adept at cunnilingus.” He once made an offhand remark about Elias’ Incredibly Expensive Paddle that he managed to avoid ever actually elaborating on. Idk I can’t think of any other examples anyway.

2024-10-14 17:38:37 ¶ ●

Every time people act like having a kink means something about your fundamental beliefs or morals or whatever, I think about the fact that I:

1. Consider pregnancy to be real life body horror and am so repulsed by the idea that I’m literally getting a hysterectomy in a few months (fingers crossed) and
2. Have a breeding kink visible from space.

Idk I think sometimes people get horny over taboo stuff. And that’s normal.

2024-10-22 5:26:05 ¶ ● ⬈

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Started considering the crocodilian death roll this morning. The idea of some giant reptilian monster sinking teeth deep into tender flesh and then rolling it's powerful body to tear off limbs.... ugh..... actually really, REALLY hot ngl.

monsterfuckerconfessions:

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2024-10-28 21:16:46 ¶ ● ⬈

sparky-is-spiders:

> Had a very strange dream last night. Here’s some vague unconnected details I remember.

> - I ordered plain pizza but for some reason a few pieces of pepperoni got on it anyway. I was sort of irritated that the person who had given me the pizza wouldn’t remove them herself but felt too awkward to ask because it also seemed like a stupid request. I ended up disgustedly peeling them off myself whole planning to wipe down the pizza with a napkin or something. Can’t recall if I ever did or if I ever ate it.
> - I had a very thin but five-inch-long cock It was just about the same length as my pinky finger but I’m pretty sure that was longer in the dream than in reality. Same width as well, but I hoped bottom surgery would fix that.
> - There were dinosaurs. We were all going to achool to learn how to care for them. One guy thought stegosaurus tails were really REALLY cool but was too ashamed to admit it. Our professor demonstrated that the tails were eight feet long and the thagomizers were four feet long (represented in the dream as being ¼th the length of the tail, which is NOT how that math comes out irl)
> - Someone told me about the… actually pretty disturbing murder of a pop star by the fan of another star?? Like it was pretty fucked up actially. Unpleasant. I didn’t believe it because at first I couldn’t find anything about it when googling the namea of both stars, but then I ised different key-words and found an ny times article. So.

Boy can I tell that this was written on my phone early in the morning huh. Anyway I cannot emphasize enough how much that penis resembled a finger. Long, very vaguely segmented… it extended out from a sheath too. Weird little thing but I miss having it. Also yes I tried using it to get off in the dream. OBVIOUSLY. No I was not successful. Nice to grip anyway tho.