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Horny Jonthought of the day is Jon casually dropping random hints about his sex life (and yes I know that’s out of character but goddamnit we are here to be HORNY, not accurate, ok????). It happens like maybe once every four months. He appears to show no interest in sex, references to it fly completely over his head, he’s totally oblivious to flirtation, but the fact of the matter is he has an annoyingly insistent libido and other people can sometimes be useful for cooling it.

You’ll be having a perfectly normal conversation about one of the institute’s annoying donors when Jon casually says he’s “surpisingly adept at cunnilingus.” He once made an offhand remark about Elias’ Incredibly Expensive Paddle that he managed to avoid ever actually elaborating on. Idk I can’t think of any other examples anyway.