September 2024

Gonna be so real whenever I read smut and a character says “come for me” I always think “but what if they didn’t??” Like not even in a horny way just in an anxious second-hand embarrassment kind of way. Like I’ll probably never have sex but imagine telling someone to orgasm and then they don’t. I would die.

Consider: Jon having sex purely for time management purposes.

He has no drive to sleep with other people, but ever since he started testosterone his body has demanded daily orgasms. Sleeping with other people is more satisfying than handling it himself and has actually helped to tame it a bit, so overall he spends much less time masturbating than previously. It’s nice, because it means he can go home satiated and watch some documentaries instead of spending an hour furiously wanking until his body is done making its demands.

He’s not too interested in reciprocation, although he doesn’t really mind it either. Mostly he wants an in and out ten minute encounter that will help him feel more grounded, and if his partner also gets off during that time then good for them.

I think that, realistically, Elias doesn’t want kids. However breeding kink/pregnancy fixation demand that he knock up Jon, so consider:

Everything is going great, business as usual, his new archivist doesn’t yet know of the future that awaits them both but is making so much progress already, and then BOOM. The Eye helpfully informs Elias that he accidentally got Jon pregnant. Now the thought of children? Noisy? Demanding? In the way? Gross. Bad. No thank you. When he was still Jonah, still theoretically capable of conceiving, the idea disgusted and frightened him, and once he found a more… suitable vessel he didn’t really reevaluate that thought. But suddenly he’s forced to consider it again 200 years later and now its more fucking Complicated. First off, the concept of Jon pregnant? Appealing. A permanent mark of ownership. A part of Elias growing inside of Jon and fundamentally changing his body. Elias accidentally walks face-first into a brand-new pregnancy kink. Whoops. Secondly, a weird, mix of gender euphoria and pride. He fucked his archivist so good he got him pregnant. And like, sure. He was theoretically aware that he could now get other people pregnant, but it hadn’t really sunk in until this moment, and its bizarrely validating for his Gender.

Still massively inconvenient tho. And now he needs to either tell Jon or wait for him to start developing symptoms. And it’s a whole fucking mess. And a very self-indulgent part of him wants Jon to keep it just so he can see Jon swollen with his child, no matter how badly things get tangled from there.

Straight up reading a post about JE w/ Elias “breaking hr guidelines” (w/ regards to Jon) only for kink brain to interpret is as Elias “breeding her” which. I WISH.

The problem with WW being broken w/ the newest patch is that I just can’t live without my goddamn porn mod anymore. I don’t even get off to the sims having sex I just want it to happen a lot.

Because I love to project: Jon (recently started T) thinking about sex like. Near Constantly. He’s not even always especially horny about it, and he’s basically never involved in the fantasies himself, so basically you would Never Know if you couldn’t read his mind.

Problem: Elias can read his mind. So 6/10 times Elias runs into Jon he just has to sit there playing polite cordial boss while Jon idly beams loosely connected bits of hardcore porn directly into Elias’ mind. Post Everything reveal Jon has a much better handle on things, but still sometimes drifts off towards thinking about Sex. Every time it happens in Elias’ presence he clears his throat and Looks at Jon and every time you can hear Jon having a shame-induced heart attack.

I don’t trust my ability to write smut (I have zero experience with both writing porn and having sex lmao) but my GOD I am SO desperate to read about Jon being bred. I need it. I need it so bad.