Look. I just think there’s no way the guy who didn’t have any parents and grew up with an extremely complicated relationship to his grandma would be even slightly normal about the jgre polycule. Jon should touch himself to the thought of Gertrude raping him as punishment for failing at something, so so disappointed in him. Getting him on his knees to make it up to her. Using his face and cunt all day. Sometimes you need to sexualize ur own trauma ok. I think them fighting over him Does something for him. Like yes it’s largely because Gertrude would really rather her assistant Not be snatched by the eye. But Jon doesng know that and I think it. Awakens something in him. The first time they fight over him during sex. Talk about him like it’s a competition to see who gets to *own* him. Life changing cnc scene. Yk???
I was just curious how many people watch it and if there's anyone who doesn't. Feels sometimes that I am the only one who does not
no controversy intended and I understand it might seem a loaded question, I won't be disappointed if you don't make my question into one! Thanks for reading :]
I have just awakened to the merits of Possessive Jon
Possessive Jon <3. Feeling irrationally jealous over his lover (Elias. Because why not? <3). Wants to make it known. Sneaks Elias’ clothes so he can wear them to work. Sees someone (probably Peter) flirting with Elias at an institute party and he KNOWS it means nothing but he doesn’t care as soon as the other guests have left (any maybe sooner) he’s dragging Elias off to a quite corner because he needs his dad inside him Now (where he belongs <3). Jon begging Elias to breed him, to tie himself to Jon permanently. He needs it, needs to carry proof that Elias is His, visible for the whole world to see. So satisfied to have a part of his father inside him at all times. Doesn’t bother hiding the pregnancy, only makes a cursory effort to keep the other father a secret (he’s still a very private person, + neither of them need HR getting in a huff about the head of the institute impregnating an employee). Jon who regularly gets off to the thought of Elias pinning him down and taking him in front of all the other employees (whether he wants it or not), claiming and breeding him utterly in front of a watching audience….
I have just awakened to the merits of Possessive Jon
Possessive Jon <3. Feeling irrationally jealous over his lover (Elias. Because why not? <3). Wants to make it known. Sneaks Elias’ clothes so he can wear them to work. Sees someone (probably Peter) flirting with Elias at an institute party and he KNOWS it means nothing but he doesn’t care as soon as the other guests have left (any maybe sooner) he’s dragging Elias off to a quite corner because he needs his dad inside him Now (where he belongs <3). Jon begging Elias to breed him, to tie himself to Jon permanently. He needs it, needs to carry proof that Elias is His, visible for the whole world to see. So satisfied to have a part of his father inside him at all times. Doesn’t bother hiding the pregnancy, only makes a cursory effort to keep the other father a secret (he’s still a very private person, + neither of them need HR getting in a huff about the head of the institute impregnating an employee). Jon who regularly gets off to the thought of Elias pinning him down and taking him in front of all the other employees (whether he wants it or not), claiming and breeding him utterly in front of a watching audience….
Maybe a bit of territory marking as well… just Jon fucked-out, lying boneless in a pleasured heap while Elias stands over him, aiming his spent cock as he pisses on Jon’s sweat-slick chest. Jon riding his face, letting out a stream of urine inside his mouth, all over his lips, dribbling down his throat…..
I don’t think either of them would really do that but it would be hot if they did <3
Look. I just think Jon deserves to get treated like the sweetest cutest boy ever. He’s been viewed as annoying and too much effort for his entire life he deserves to be treated like just a cute little thing that needs to be pampered at all times
I actually do just love the idea of Elias being a Horny Freak about Jon peeing. Makes Jon fantasize about wetting himself at a meeting, Jon squirming in arousal and shame while he thinks about flooding his seat and pants with urine, Elias starting to get hard as he watches on. Elias looking genuinely hungry as he laps at Jon’s cunt, gazing up at him with a lascivious grin as he starts to press down on his bladder. Jon putting Elias on his knees and making him eat him out, not letting him touch himself, but when he grips Elias’ hair and forces his face into his folds and pisses into his throat Elias shudders and cums in his pants with a moan. They should have aggressive frequent not-quite-hatesex (on Jon’s end, Elias is much more straightforwardly fond) in S3 until one day Elias goads Jon into pissing on him, moaning and palming his cock as Jon looks down at him disdainfully, urinating onto him and degrading him for wanting this, enjoying it. Pregnant Jon who needs to pee all the time now, Elias volunteering to be his personal urinal, a hungry light in his eyes, clearly aroused just by the thought of being an object for jon to piss into. Idk. Jonelias piss kink, y’know?
Every time I post something here I go “wait” because what if I forgot which account I was posting to and accidentally put jonelias piss kink onto my main and regular blog.
Today I am thinking about Elias pressing down on jons bladder and cooing at him that surely he can be good and hold it, can’t he? While jon begs him to stop he can’t please he can’t. Tomorrow? Who knows.
Elias making Jon kneel under his desk and cockwarm him, jon too deep into subspace to notice until he really needs to go. Squirming, desperate and needy, needing to go so badly, Elias refusing to let him go. He’s a big boy, surely he can control himself and wait until his father is done. Jon letting out a small spurt of urine, clit rubbing against the damp patch… finally he can’t help himself as he floods his pants with pee, puddle spreading beneath him on the floor. Elias degrading him for wetting himself like a child, peeing himself instead of holding it like his father asked. Making him lick the floors clean while Elias watches, slowly beginning to stroke his cock…
human dragon rider who serves as an ambassador to a local elven government, who immediately finds that they’re a lot more… open, sexually.
he starts getting his ass slapped teasingly basically the second he’s off the dragon and as he gets further into the capital city he gets propositioned by entirely nude elves with increasing regularity
they keep calling him zhu olu’och with wolfish smirks and he keeps asking what it means and no one will tell him until another human visitor laughs and tells him it just means dragon rider
when he explains it, he entirely omits the preposition in the phrase that changes the meaning to ridden by dragon, but come on, every single person in the city can tell
he gets to the castle and asks about his living quarters and they take him to the dragon stables with full seriousness. he just sets up in there because he doesn’t want to be rude
he meets with the elven king in a comfortable sitting room and the king keeps tossing stylized dragon plushies at him. he asks why they put him in the stables and the king just says “we heard you feel at home around dragons and wanted you to be comfortable”
he’s settling down in the stables for the night and the dragon in the adjacent stall keeps peeping over the wall at him and very visibly mentally undressing him
he gets up in the morning and goes to get breakfast and the dragons he walks past keep pointedly rubbing against him and making a point to sniff and lick at his clothes
this is all canon now
even the elves who don’t have good senses of smell are starting to notice because he smells so strongly of dragon musk that it’s starting to become actively distracting to other dragons
even the ones who don’t know about this little human’s reputation are ending up in a room with him and suddenly are incredibly interested in finding out how his insides feel, and said reputation is RAPIDLY spreading
he can only hide from meetings for so long and he’s sitting in there trying to get comfortable on the hard wooden chairs and his ass is so sore that he’s trying to squirm subtly and not succeeding at all. the king notices and offers him a cushion
some elf flashes him in the street and says it’d make him less sore after, and multiple elves of varying genders have offered to “distract” him from the soreness (all with genuine admiration)
he’s so fucking ashamed because he literally doesn’t have the self-control to NOT be fucking the dragons. it’s entirely consensual every time. every single time he thinks “maybe i shouldn’t do this” the head between his legs entirely overrules the one between his ears and he wakes up wrapped in velvety wings and a powerful tail again the next morning.
meanwhile, every single elf he confides to about this thinks it’s gnarly as fuck and offer him tips to get less sore and get deeper, which he takes but acts like he won’t use. he uses them. the most embarrassing part is they really help
Btw in my head everyone should be able to cut the sexual tension between je with a knife. This is my truth. Esp in s3. People should be wondering why jon needs to get that close to him when he yells at him. Elias should look like he’s undressing him with his eyes. Watching them should make people Extremely Uncomfortable.
"I hate you" for joncest maybe? Or maybe the jon2+Elias polycule
FINALLY finished this one. I had the perfect idea for it but god did it fight me every step of the way…
Anyway enjoy. Um. 1k words of Jon on Jon action I guess. (Technically one of the Jons is also fucking Elias, but he doesn’t make an appearance himself) (Just know he is watching and stroking himself off the Whole Time). This one’s pretty rough around the edges but idc I just wanna post it lol. I hope you still enjoy it either way.
Right. Warnings. Okay.
Dubcon I guess? Future!Jon (the Archivist) sorta just goes right in for fingerfucking past!Jon without asking first, but he’s also Into It. So.
Transmasc pregnancy (implied)
Hatesex
Compulsion powers used for Sexy Purposes (humiliating and degrading Jon <3)
Anyway, fic under the cut!!
There was something meditative about organizing the back shelves.
The lights were dim and flickering, the air was choked with dust and the smell of old paper, and the shelves were placed in such a way that one could easily get lost within them. A tremendously frustrating maze that Jon really should’ve done something about, except for how very useful it was to be able to disappear for hours without irritating assistants hounding him about this or that. Wasting his time with pointless trifles, needling him, fussing over him (wary gazes roaming his skin in search of new eyes, expressions colder in a way he couldn’t explain but knew all too well).
Really, it had almost become something of an oasis these last few months. Which was, perhaps, why he was so surprised when something grabbed him by the shoulders and yanked him back against a shelf.
Jon yelped, arm thumping painfully against a metal shelf as he tried to flinch away from whoever had grabbed him. “What the hell have you been doing?”
“Good lord!” Jon tried to catch his breath, glaring up at… ah. So the Archivist had crawled up out of… wherever they were when they weren’t with Jon. Their eyes were alight with a fury both alien and beautiful. Piercing. Captivating. (A spark he recognized in Elias’ eyes, now that he knew to look for it.) It took Jon a moment to gather himself back, remember what they had asked. “Well,” he said, somewhere between stern and shaky, “I was reorganizing this… disaster area before you decided to drop by.”
The Archivist pressed him harder against the shelves, metal digging uncomfortably into his back, Jon gasped, shameful warmth curling in his gut. (They were the same goddamn person. How on earth was the Archivist stronger than him?) “I meant. With. Elias.” Their voice was cold, venomous in that awful way that made them squirm.
Jon tried his best to arrange his face into an expression that looked arch and unimpressed. “I have no idea what you’re talking about.” It had, he supposed, been too much to hope that the Archivist wouldn’t find out about his… affair. Had to have known about it already, remembered it from their life. Regardless, Jon would really quite prefer to not discuss it right now. Or ever.
The Archivist looked utterly unamused. “Don’t lie.” Their expression twisted into one of deep disdain. Jon wanted to sink to his knees.
“Fine,” he said, “fine. We’ve been… seeing each other, I suppose.” He barreled on, before they could start off on another lecture about trusting Elias. “I’m hardly going to break things off with him over a handful of vague warnings-”
“I thought I was quite clear that-”
“You haven’t been clear about anything!” Jon snapped.
The Archivist loomed, their icy stare digging into his flesh. “You are insufferable, you arrogant half-wit. How you expect to be in any way useful when you can’t listen to even a basic request is utterly beyond me. I have been very clear that Elias is a highly dangerous man, that he is not to be trusted. And yet you cannot seem to manage to stop crawling into his bed at every opportunity!”
The words stung, wormed their way inside to rot with the memories of every other person he had ever disappointed. Jon could feel the heat rising in his belly, his groin. He clenched his thighs, trying very hard to think of a response that wasn’t utterly pathetic. This time, the Archivist caught on to his… situation. Their eyes flicked down, jaw tensed, lips curling with disgust. “Are you getting off on this?”
The words were torn from him before he could even think to stop them, the force of the Archivist’s compulsion raking through him. “Yes.” Shameful heat curled low in his belly, the electrical sensation of someone prying him open, peeling him apart and gazing over his twitching, squirming insides. Even as furious resentment bloomed inside of him, that the Archivist could make him confess, could reach deep inside, drag the mortifying truth out into the light.
(And there was quiet envy, too. A desire he dared not examine, even in the relative privacy of his own mind. What would it be like, to finally be predator instead of prey?)
“Pathetic.” They pushed him back against the shelves, pressing their knee hard into his cunt. Jon gasped, grinding down on it, needing that perfect pressure on his aching cock.
With brusque carelessness they unbuttoned his trousers, yanked them down to reveal folds that Jon knew were surely dripping wet. They slid one finger inside without preamble, then another. The sudden stretch both too-much and just-right, that perfect pleasure-pain which made Jon’s nerves sing.
“I hate you.” They snarled, fingers curling into a place that made Jon shudder and whine. “You never think about the goddamn consequences, do you?” They began to thrust their fingers in and out harshly, the slick sounds of it filling the air. Jon gasped and writhed, trying desperately to get any friction at all on his aching cock. “Throwing yourself at Elias. Spreading your legs for him every chance you get. So impatient you can’t even get a fucking condom on. Didn’t even think about the consequences, did you?”
Jon moaned, shame and hurt flaring in his chest, fanning the flames of his arousal. “Please, please… my cock, please.” He tried to reach a hand down to stroke his hard clit, but the Archivist slapped it away.
“You haven’t earned it,” they snarled. Jon nodded, thoughtless, desperately rolling his hips onto the Archivist’s thrusting fingers. “God,” they snarled. “I. Hate. You.”
He came with a sob, walls rippling around the Archivist’s fingers as they continued to thrust mercilessly. Soon, pleasure became overstimulation, and Jon began to shove at them weakly. They withdrew, wiping their slick hand on his jacket with an expression of distaste.
It took Jon a few moments to be able to finally focus on anything other than not collapsing to the floor. But, finally, they put themselves enough together to remember their earlier conversation, “was that, ah… was that everything, then?”
The Archivist sighed, brushed a finger over his stomach, face utterly unreadable. “No.” It was a long, long moment before they continued, the silence a yawning chasm opening between them. “I suppose you’ll find out, sooner or later.”
I think future jon should watch in horror as their past self falls further into the beholding than they even knew existed at this post…and they should fuck about it
God. Past jon compelling future jon is so hot actually. Teach them how it feels. Remind them what real fear feels like. And they should cum in their pants about it trembling in terror. Watching themself fall in too deep all over again
Instead of doing Assignment I’d like to think about Jonjonah time travel kinky sex <3
Prev post made me think about Jonjonah petplay specifically… Jon who feels so stressed about having to change the past, can’t bring himself to kill Jonah again (he tries to tell himself it would be pointless. There are hundreds of people, now and in the future, who would be more than willing to end the world. And maybe it’s true, but that’s not why Jonah isn’t dead). It’s nice to simply fade out, to be Jonah’s obedient dog, there to kneel at his feet and lick his cock and folds, collared and leashed…
And while I think Jon would mostly sub, I do also like Jonah as Jon’s pretty cat on occasion too. Maybe sometimes Jon needs to feel in control (particularly of Jonah <3). Jonah flipping between sweet and bratty, just needing to look all pretty and soak up Jon’s affection, grinding lazily on his thigh…
I think they should also do pissplay. It’s that post I made about Elias being a Horny Freak for Jon peeing but with Jonah instead <3… mostly I’m imagining Jon humping Jonah’s thigh as a dog until he wets himself, Jonah teasing him for how little control he is, Jon unable to stop himself from continuing to rut against Jonah’s piss-soaked trousers…
Also even if Jonah couldn’t get Jon pregnant I imagine it would still feature heavily in their sex life. Jonah fucking Jon with his strap, teasing his clit, promising to breed him nice and round with Jonah’s baby. I think Jon should shamefully ask Jonah to drug him for a cnc scene, Jonah pounding into Jon’s helpless body, promising to breed him, make him walk around for nine months with Jonah’s claim growing inside of him… I think it’d be a religious experience for both of them <3
Look. I’m not saying being jonahs obedient dog could’ve fixed jon. But I think it would’ve been very fulfilling for him. Maybe jon should get to kneel at his feet while he collars him. Maybe he should get trained to bark on command until it doesn’t even occur to him to think twice about it. Maybe he should just get to lose himself in being his good dog. Yknow??
I’m sad so instead of thinking I will be instead thinking about Jon fantasizing about Elias raping him and getting him pregnant so he HAD to take care of him had to spoil him and be so so nice and make him feel so good and even when jon screamed and fought back he refused to let him go, because he knew better he knew what Jon needed and he knows jon needs someone to take such good care of him and make him feel so much better <3
Jon can scream and rage against him but he’ll lose over and over again, it doesn’t matter what jon wants <3 elias decided he’s going to take care of him, elias decided he wants him, and jon can’t do anything about it <33
Guess who got hit with the perfect idea for a smutfic like less than a third of the way into my (2 hour) physics class. Which is immediately succeeded by a (2 hour) writing class.
Fore jonelias asks… idk I’ve sort of been idly rotating the idea of Elias sitting in Jon’s lap for days now. Just smug and pleased with himself and very comfortable while jon tries to pretend to be annoyed with him (and is incredibly unsuccessful about it).
(Obviously Jon should also get to sit in Elias’ lap. He belongs there <3. But I think Elias should get a chance to sit on Jon’s lap too <3 (maybe while Jon reads a statement for him? One of Jonah’s old letters perhaps?))
😳😳😳 that is so big brained yes yes yes yes yes yes. I love it. Elias being smug… knowing that Jon isn’t actually annoyed. Jon’s fingers twitching, trying to stop himself from putting his hands on Elias’ waist
Elias walks into Jon’s office as he coincidentally (seriously, it was a coincidence) prepares to read one of the letters addressed to Jonah Magnus. Elias Knows what letter it is, one from Mordechai Lukas, a bit more scandalous than others, written in code but he still remembers every innuendo. Elias deciding to have some fun, sitting on Jon’s lap, his head resting on Jon’s Shoulder, his hand over Jon’s heart. humming as Jon gets into the statement
and of course Jon gets to sit on Elias’ lap after <3 maybe Elias reads him another statement and then kisses his forehead
btw they fuck after this. with Elias explaining every innuendo that Jon has missed because of the lack of the historical context. Jon is trying so hard to focus on Elias’ explanation (how does he even know all of this?) but Elias is sooo distracting
I do generally prefer bottom Jon but I think. Like. For Jonelias they’re probably switches where Jon generally prefers bottoming and Elias generally prefers topping. But sometimes Elias wants to sink down onto his son’s strap, teaching him just how to fuck him, how to use his cock. And sometimes I think Jon wants to cling so tightly to Elias, biting his neck harshly, letting out little desperate gasps as he pounds into him.
And sometimes Elias wants his son to mount and rail him, leave him a jelly-legged heap on the floor when he’s done, and maybe also piss on Elias’ chest <3 (And he should get it too. He deserves it <3)
Also been thinking about Elias sitting in Jon’s lap. Pinning him in place, so smug and satisfied with himself even as Jon begins to twitch and squirm, asking him if he can use the bathroom. But Elias only just got here, and he’s feeling quite comfortable where he is… surely Jon can wait? Leaning in closer, hand moving across Jon’s stomach and just-so-happening to press on his bladder. Jon letting out a pleasured moan as he fills his briefs with piss. Elias so very pleased, “oh, why didn’t you say something? You’re much too old to still be having accidents like this, you know.”
Jon aroused, pleading for Elias to touch him while he plays at disgust. “After what a mess you’ve made? I’m afraid not. Surely you’re capable of taking care of yourself by now… why don’t you go on and show me?” Backing off just enough for Jon to hurriedly unbutton his trousers and stick his hand down to touch his pee-slick clit and hole while Elias watches hungrily. Maybe he even has Jon lick and suck his own fingers clean, when he’s done.
Had an additional thought… Elias making Jon do his trousers back up, then lean back in his chair… Elias stroking himself off and cumming across the front of his pants. Won’t let him change until they both get home. Jon needs to learn better, after all, needs to deal with the consequences of his actions. Perhaps taking any spare clothing Jon has in the office (And this also means that, next time he needs to pee, he can’t just get up and go to the bathroom. Has to sit there and pee himself yet again… even more urine dripping onto the chair, running down his legs and onto the floor…..)
Im just thinking about. Jon being greedy and taking too much and it feeling SO good and then the realization and the guilty Look as Elias is putting on the firm boss/father voice. The mix of guilt and arousal,, so turned on and ashamed,, ducking his head all red in the face mumbling he’s sorry he didn’t mean to he wasn’t thinking and Elias cooing no, he wasn’t. Pats him on the head all condescendingly. The more he tries to talk back which he often does the more he’s getting punished <3 and he’s going to enjoy every awful moment of it <33 ok? Ok
I’m bored. Have a chunk of unfinished WiP that’s been sitting in the drafts for 5 billion years (like before I started writing smut lmao)…..
From a fic where Jon starts t and Elias is constantly inundated with Horny Jon Thoughts until he HAS to fuck him about it. May or may not be inspired by personal experience (although thankfully nobody else could see into MY brain lmao). This is a scene from the very end, right after Jonelias office sex, and also right before Even More Jonelias office sex <3
Jon sighed with irritation. The hickeys were bad enough, but when he traced his fingers over his throat he could feel the indentations of actual teeth marks. At his desk, Elias managed to somehow look both composed and smug, despite being in complete disarray.
(It was actually rather charming.)
“I’m infuriating? Elias, how am I supposed to hide these? I can’t come back from a… a…”
“Tryst?”
“-meeting with you looking like I got mauled.”
Elias’ eyes roved across his body. The weight of his gaze made it feel as if he was running his hands over Jon’s skin. “It’s a very good look on you.”
Jon blinked at him. “I… thank you?” There was a brief pause while Jon tried to remember what he was saying and Elias let his eyes wander to all the places he had touched with hands and lips and tongue and- “But that’s not the point. Somebody is going to see this!”
Elias hummed again. Jon wondered if he was even listening at all, even though he was directly responsible for Jon’s predicament. He really did have a bad habit of insisting on being completely unhelpful. Sometimes Jon sort of wanted to strangle him.
There was a creak as Elias leaned back in his chair, a slight flush creeping its way down his neck. “I suppose I rather would avoid the inevitable HR write-up if you got caught like this. And I do apologize for getting so carried away.” He did not look the slightest bit remorseful. “If you want, you can stay here until the end of the day. I’ll even drive you home after, if you so desire.”
It would be embarrassing tomorrow to explain why he had been in Elias’ office for almost three hours, but it wasn’t as if it would be especially unusual. Certainly it would be easier than explaining why he had left Elias’ office looking well-fucked and… and used.
Also, it meant they would have plenty of opportunity for… well, whatever they desired. That infuriating pressure was already building up again, as if one round hadn’t been enough to satisfy it. In a fit of boldness Jon crossed the room and crawled directly into Elias’ lap. A hand crept up to cup the faint swell of Jon’s ass while another moved to stroke his chest. Elias looked flatteringly gratified and tremendously smug all at once, and Jon took a moment to be bloody irritated with him before diving in for a heated kiss.
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Jon deserves to have some reality defying sex with the physical embodiment of trauma. Okay. And he deserves to get a little dumb from it and forget everything except how good and painful it is and not even knowing what’s real when it’s all so much and so big and it’s so easy to just crumble and succumb to the sweet overwhelming horror because he knows helen won’t break him for good, because that’s no fun. Helen is a liar and a monster but he’s hers and she wants to keep him around even if only tk torment. Her little toy <3 normal
Doesnt know what’s real or what’s happening but Helen’s voice feels like it’s twisting deep inside of his bones and he never wants this to end. He’s drunk on fear and hunger and her hands claw at his back and he doesnt remember to worry about it when it feels so good and she’ll fix him up after , because he’s her favorite plaything and she loves him in the only way a creature like her knows how and he loves her in the only way a creature like him knows how. So they let each other rip each other to shreds and begs please put me back together, please be awful with me, I don’t have anything else, could we get worse together? I’m thinking
I think Jondistortion (Micheal or Helen) can and should have some weird and fun breeding mink nonsense. Are their biologies even compatible enough to get Jon pregnant? IS he pregnant? It’s unknown.
Jon who thinks he might be getting symptoms only they’re strange. Flickering. There and gone again. Every time he thinks about mentioning them or getting tested they’re gone only to come back again later. Seeing himself with a full, round stomach in mirrors when looking out of the corner of his eyes, his whole body distorted. Shadowy sensations of something moving inside his womb (but surely it’s much too early for that?). Only at night when he’s feeling anxious. Only when he’s alone. Is he imagining it? Did the distortion do this to him deliberately? Is he actually pregnant?
I think he should take a pregnancy test and it gives him two lines. Or zero. Or one and what might just be the faintest impression of a second lone but also might not be. And the Eye won’t answer his questions. The Distortion just laughs when he tentatively tries to ask.
I know I’ve posted about it before but Inlove the idea of pregnant Jon in Elias’ clothes…
At first they hide the slight bump, the evidence of Elias’ child growing inside of him. Hanging loose on his form, looking so small in his father’s clothes… Elias slipping his hand up to fondle Jon’s growing belly, enjoying the process of unbuttoning the shirt to reveal that faint swell from the child he gave Jon.
But later the bump is visble through the fabric. Later everyone can see Jon carrying Elias’ child, wearing his shirts, his swelling chest. Elias enjoys dressing Jon in some of his tighter clothes, just for the way they highlight his swollen stomach. Soon the fabric is straining, barely clinging on to Jon’s pregnant belly. When he starts to lactate Elias prefers for Jon not to wear any sort of bra. Likes to see his milk leaking directly onto the shirts, staining them with the evidence of Elias’ claim on Jon, the changes his body is undergoing for his dad… (and of course seeing Jon’s hard little nipples pressed against the fabric doesn’t hurt, either <3)
Further along Jon can’t even wear them buttoned anymore. Instead the remain open, exposing his tits and belly to Elias. The stretch marks, the huge, round swell where he’s been filled with his little siblings, milk leaking from his tits, Elias’ oversized shirt hanging from his son’s shoulders… it makes for quite a sight…
Looknim just saying. Jon constantly fucking and getting torn open sometimes by helen should have some Consequences. Like. “Marked is not even a little bit of an accurate description here. This is a whole other beast’ sort of consequences. I mean "elias is sitting with his head in his hands in prison going. Well. At least I know he’s fully marked by the spiral now.” level consequences. Idk what. But there should be SO MANY
Im talking marked doesn’t even begin to describe it. U cannot let the embodiment of one of your worst fears fuck you and also rip you to shreds sometimes without Consequences. He should wake up feeling Different and like there’s something deeply changed and having no idea why. When I said I wanted helen to make him worse I meant LITERALLY. And by extension Helen should start getting affected by the eye as well somehow. It’s only fair. They should be corrupting each other they should make each other worse they should be going down together hand in unlovable hand!!!
Looknim just saying. Jon constantly fucking and getting torn open sometimes by helen should have some Consequences. Like. “Marked is not even a little bit of an accurate description here. This is a whole other beast’ sort of consequences. I mean "elias is sitting with his head in his hands in prison going. Well. At least I know he’s fully marked by the spiral now.” level consequences. Idk what. But there should be SO MANY
Im talking marked doesn’t even begin to describe it. U cannot let the embodiment of one of your worst fears fuck you and also rip you to shreds sometimes without Consequences. He should wake up feeling Different and like there’s something deeply changed and having no idea why. When I said I wanted helen to make him worse I meant LITERALLY. And by extension Helen should start getting affected by the eye as well somehow. It’s only fair. They should be corrupting each other they should make each other worse they should be going down together hand in unlovable hand!!!
Tbh Jonsuffering is an essential aspect of Jonpreg to me. Even when he knows there’s something supernatural going on down there he shouldn’t be 100% sure it’s a pregnancy until he’s actually giving birth I think <3
There’s like a whole stack of tests before the doom one, all reading like either fortune cookies, just those daily affirmations you see on tear away calenders, or cryptic warnings that all read like someone translated them eight times through a bad translation app.
Jon’s just like one of these has got to be normal, as he throws one of the fortune cookie ones that reads: An unexpected event will soon make you say, "Well, that was awkward." Lucky Numbers: 3, 7, 15, 24, 33, 42.
(Since it’d been a while this was for the Jondistortion pregnancy posting and all the weird fucked up pregnancy test results he’d get lmao)
Lmaoooo. Jon gives up on the default two-line tests and tries something that just reads out “pregnant” or “not pregnant.” He doesn’t really believe it will work but neither does he have any better ideas, and besides he’s so curious about what could happen. They are as unhelpful, cryptic, and vaguely ominous as the other tests and he soon gives up on them too. Maybe needs to find a discreet way to sneak them into artifact storage too, because looking at them too long gives Jon a headache and he’s a little worried about what they might start doing if left to their own devices lmao.
Ok actually last post got me thinking. Jonelias role reversal. Head of the institute Jon going to prison, pregnant with Elias’ baby. Elias waking up from his coma, recovering with a statement, and Basira informing him that Jon’s pregnant and “you wouldn’t know anything about that, would you?”
Elias not allowed to even see Jon, all attempts to contact him getting no response, until finally, finally they meet at the end of S4, Jon’s belly full and swollen…
Ok actually last post got me thinking. Jonelias role reversal. Head of the institute Jon going to prison, pregnant with Elias’ baby. Elias waking up from his coma, recovering with a statement, and Basira informing him that Jon’s pregnant and “you wouldn’t know anything about that, would you?”
Elias not allowed to even see Jon, all attempts to contact him getting no response, until finally, finally they meet at the end of S4, Jon’s belly full and swollen…
Thinking about S3 shenanigans… Elias trying to coax a proper statement out of Jon, teasing him and edging him, hoping to make Jon desperate enough to give it over. But he doesn’t mind so much when Jon gets fed up, flips him over and rides his cock until he can finally cum. Likes to tease Jon about breeding him, leaving him nice and full of Elias’ baby, trying to Know him in every little way… and then having it all snatched away. Awake and alone. Can’t go creeping up to Jon’s (empty. abandoned) office anymore. Can’t kiss him or fuck him or tease him. Can’t even speak with him. Knowing that Jon, mysterious, caustic, dangerous Jon, is pregnant with his child in a jail cell that Elias isn’t allowed to visit.
Anyways Jon should be a monsterfucker. Fascinated and horrified at the same time. Yk. The fear is a very key part of what he finds so appealing. The wires aren’t crossed the wires are making out as we speak. Helen offers to cut him open and find out what his problem is while trailing kisses down his chest and he’s immediately soaking wet. Helen cuts someone’s throat out for hurting him and he thinks about it for months. Jon has something horrific happen to him and his horny brain goes “Huh this is a great idea actually, what if-”
Saw an animated porn video where several commenters were people going “wow that person fuckin’ weird” and they were literally just making a crass comment about how they found the porn hot and. Like. You All Clicked On The Video. You wanted to watch this. “Why is there a Weird Freak commenting under this porn video for Weird Freaks?” like wow. I dunno! What a mystery!!!!
Spiral avatar jon would actually go pretty hard because it to me is kind of an oliver banks situation and I don’t know how to explain it. He does not want to be spiral but he’s SUCH good food for the spiral as like. I don’t know how to explain it. Gesturing vaguely.
Anyways Helen should realize the spirals changing his body and decide to tear him open to check what’s different. Finds a body that looks like it’s trying very hard to be human but can’t remember what a human looks like.
Jons massive fauxcest kink should be visible from space. Btw. Like maybe not the first thing you’d guess he’d be into but also not even slightly surprising if you know him at all. And also it should be telling as fuck about his problems. No wonder the physical embodiment of mental illness wants to get him pregnant. Have you seen him
