March 2025

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Of Fucking Course the day I have TIME to write my porn I’m too exhausted to do it.

Feeling awake enough to keep working on The Fic. Unfortunately Elias is Refusing to let any porn occur until he’s been sufficiently gay for Jon. Literally will not even leave his brain for one singular minute because that would simply be too much for him. Needs to go on and on about how pretty and gorgeous and wonderful his future archivist is Before he can torment him with horny thoughts.

skiesandcandy:

What if elias offhandedly mentions he never really saw the appeal of being a father prior to meeting jon and jon proceeded to die on the spot

anaceshornyblog:

Intern Jon just being a mess, he is trying so hard to get a good grade at work. Only instead of being able to focus he’s having these feelings. It doesn’t help that Elias keeps showing up, when he is most inundated with said feelings, and makes it worse.

Jon’s trash is filled with snapped pens from trying to keep his feelings under control. Or they’re just chewed to hell because boys got an oral fixation a mile wide.

He tries smoking but Elias shows up there, lightly scolding him that he shouldn’t take up the habit. Jon is trying very hard not to say, well if I had something else to put in my mouth. That is not professional workplace language.

Everyone thinks he’s a bit of a bitch, but the truth is he is constantly turned on and can do absolutely nothing about it.

Just Elias using the fact that he can know what Jon is thinking to drive him insane.

skiesandcandy:

Elias should say things that make him feel deep heartwretching longing and grief over his childhood that he never got to fully enjoy and also make him soaking wet and kind of want to jump him right them and there. Ok

Elias who hadn’t especially considered breeding Jon until he sees it in one of Jon’s rape fantasies. Watching as Jon touches himself to the thought of Elias choking him until he was nearly unconscious. Yanking his trousers down, pressing deep inside without even caring how much it hurt Jon, using his pliant body, pain turning into pleasure until Jon cums on Elias’ cock, even as he fills Jon’s womb with his seed.

And, suddenly, he finds himself a great deal more interested in the idea.

skiesandcandy:

Elias gives jon very weird intense emotions that sometimes manifest in very weird intense fantasies but jon has the exact same affect on him. The urge to create something beautiful and perfect and molded just for him someone who it’s safe to love because he’d belong to him has some very strong effects on his fantasies I think. I don’t think we think about elias’ fantasies enough. Can you imagine what they looked like when he was in prison he must’ve been going insane

Elias should get Jon pregnant. Should move him into a room that looks and feels like a normal bedroom, Elias slowly modifying it to be more and more like a child’s room. Tucking him into bed every night, kissing him softly on the forehead. Starts to read out loud to Jon… and he says it’s just because he wants to take care of him. The pregnancy has made him so terribly sick after all… but he starts treating Jon more and more like a child (like his child) (and why does Jon want that. Need it, even??)… Elias slowly making Jon his boy, his darling son, so young, needing his father to take care of him and the little sibling he’s growing in his belly…..

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Elias should get Jon pregnant. Should move him into a room that looks and feels like a normal bedroom, Elias slowly modifying it to be more and more like a child’s room. Tucking him into bed every night, kissing him softly on the forehead. Starts to read out loud to Jon… and he says it’s just because he wants to take care of him. The pregnancy has made him so terribly sick after all… but he starts treating Jon more and more like a child (like his child) (and why does Jon want that. Need it, even??)… Elias slowly making Jon his boy, his darling son, so young, needing his father to take care of him and the little sibling he’s growing in his belly…..

skiesandcandy:

God. Elias should treat Jon like his son while he’s pregnant with their child it could fix both of them. Jon should get showered in all the love he never got as a kid and it should break him. He should crumble under being so so wanted and of someone wanting him to need them so so bad. He should cry into his chest and wail “dad dad dad” not even thinking he’s just so close and he feels so small in his shirt and everythings so warm and fuzzy and comfortable and he just wants him to keep him forever. So scared this’ll stop one day. And Elias should look so pleased. So proud he wants to fall apart. He should ease him into it. Frog boiling. He should promise to take such good care of him, he’ll be the best father he could ever ask for, and jon should look up at him with teary eyes and cum rolling down onto the fluffy sheets and ask him if he means it and elias should hold him so tightly and promise yes, forever, he’ll take care of him, he’ll never be alone again, it’s okay. He’s his now. He doesn’t have anything to worry about.

Smth smth. Elias should make him feel like his child. His sweet baby boy who deserves the world. Pampering him whenever he gets sick and saying no don’t be ridiculous, he can stay in bed. He’ll get him something nice to eat. Kissing down his belly and asking him if he’s excited to be a big brother. Explodes into smithereens.

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Elias should get Jon pregnant. Should move him into a room that looks and feels like a normal bedroom, Elias slowly modifying it to be more and more like a child’s room. Tucking him into bed every night, kissing him softly on the forehead. Starts to read out loud to Jon… and he says it’s just because he wants to take care of him. The pregnancy has made him so terribly sick after all… but he starts treating Jon more and more like a child (like his child) (and why does Jon want that. Need it, even??)… Elias slowly making Jon his boy, his darling son, so young, needing his father to take care of him and the little sibling he’s growing in his belly…..

Now I want to write a longfic about this…..

anaceshornyblog:

Jon clinging to Helen at times, so scared he’s going to lose her too. It’s less likely she’s a monster and very much not easy to kill. Of course Jon thought the sane of Gertrude who always seemed like a solid fixture in his life.

Until she wasn’t.

Probably also doesn’t help that his actual parents died when he was young, and suddenly.

Jon waking up from the few times he gets to have his own nightmares begging Elias not to take his mom away again. Helen reassuring Jon that she won’t leave him, even if she is a liar.

Just Jon having the most trauma.

girlpenis-redux:

sorry i got distracted while you were talking your shirt rode up a little bit and i saw a bit of your tummy and got so horny half of my brain shut down. what were we talking about

Pregnant Jon who realizes exactly how attracted to him Elias is now.

Stretching while he chats with Elias in his office, realizing Elias is staring at the place Jon’s shirt rode up and exposed his belly. Leaning back a little and stretching just a little bit more, showing off the small bump and smirking when Elias pounces.

Quickly discovering that he can get away with just about anything. Elias can’t eat him out because he has a meeting in ten minutes? Won’t let him bring work home? Won’t come to bed with him? Wants to discipline him for something? The sight of Jon’s baby bump, emphasized by a perfectly timed stretch or placing his hand on the bump and suddenly Elias needs to have Jon over the nearest surface, to kiss and worship every stretch mark, every sign of Jon’s changing body.

And when Jon begins lactating?? Oh, Elias is simply weak for it. All it takes for Jon to get whatever he wants is for him to lightly massage his sensitive nipples, complain about how sore and full they are, and Elias is there. Peeling Jon’s shirt open to kiss and suckle at his tits, to drink up every last drop of his milk…..

cooked this up in another blog’s askbox, was originally only supposed to be a few sentences, but it grew legs. though you people might appreciate it.


my dream fantasy is for a big anthropomorphized bee or wasp or some similarly aggro insect to sting me with venom that paralyzes my muscles for the first day or two and then he brings me back to the hive so he and the rest of the hive can use me and take turns passing me around, flooding my every orifice with eggs and sperm… i want their ovipositors and bug dicks forced in anywhere they can fit, however many they can fit at once. i’m talking uterus full to the point of bursting, breasts swollen from them forcibly injecting their eggs and sperm into them through my nipples, stomach and intestines so full i look like i’m 6 months pregnant after the first day… and then at night we all huddle together so we can stay warm, my whole body shuddering and spasming as their love leaks out of me, occasionally awoken in the night by a couple of particularly pent up workers having their way with me before they fall back asleep after using me… i would never fucking leave, i’d stay in that hive forever and accept my role as their plaything and breeding slave. it’d be even hotter if the queen was my girlfriend and she let the workers use me however they want and whenever they want as a reward for their good behaviour, and if i wasn’t on my best behaviour, referring to her as “your majesty” she’d throw me to the hive for the most depraved, multiple day long, dehumanizing, gangbang you can imagine, and she’d watch the entire thing after ordering them to be as rough with me as they want. licking away my tears, and if i have the audacity to whimper and apologize, asking for the “punishment” to end she’d grab the nearest bug cock and force it all the way down my throat, forcing my head down until my lips touch the base and hold me there until i pass out… then pampering and showering me with love and affection when i inevitably fall pregnant, rubbing my impossibly full belly as she tells me how beautiful i look, and what a wonderful mother i’ll be. and then the cycle of free use, pregnancy, and degradation begins again once i’ve given birth to their young.

monsterfuckerconfessions:

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skiesandcandy:

Im not saying jon finds monsters more , for laci of a better wors, attractive than humans. But I’m lying. Jon finds monsters more attractive. Its like. Ok I don’t know how to explain this to an allo person but most of yall are also ace. Do u get it.

skiesandcandy:

Look. Jon should get to have a horrible horrible monster husband-dad-whatever the fuck who is also head over heels in love with him and deeply obsessed with him. Okay. He deserves it. Elias should be covered in blood and staring at Jon so so beautiful belly swollen with his child and he should get on his knees to eat him out, and Jon should realize with a shudder that Elias wants him so badly. Elias should be absolutely enamored with him and everything Jon has secretly wanted, just at a very nasty cost <3 yknow???

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skiesandcandy:

Everyone shut up I’m thinking about monster fucker Jon. He sees helen distort to look much less human to scare one of her victims and has to go lie down and Process. Helen is taking notes.

Helen becoming a mass of endless mouths all smiling, spirals and shapes that hurt his brain to look at and yet a part of him looks at it and thinks she is beautiful. A part of it wants to go over, regardless of the plan to wait to take their statement after, and Ask. Ask how she did that. What she is. Run hisnhands along her. Is this even physical? Or are his eyes playing tricks on him? His eyes hurt. He’s distinctly aware he should look away. He doesn’t want to. Some deep rooted part of him, a part that’s twisted up and inhuman and Marked too thoroughly is purring at the sight. Is beckoning him to approach her.

He doesnt realize he’s wet until later.

skiesandcandy:

Hello everyone I am thinking about spiral Jon this fine evening. Jon should look into the very embodiment of madness and one of his worst fears and it should embrace him, it should love him, it should whisper he was right to be afraid and now no one could ever hurt him again. It should unmake him and remake him and he should hate and love every moment. He should shatter under Helen’s loving hands. He should look into the concept of something he fears so so much and it should beckon to him. It should sing to him, in a way that purrs under his skin and wraps itself around his mind, and he should think about it late at night. He should remember Jane prentiss’ statement and laugh bitterly to himself at the fact he can suddenly understand it.

The door is right there in the tunnels. Helen would let him in. If he gave in, if he crumbled, Helen wouldn’t stop him. Maybe she’d encourage it. Maybe she’d shape him with her own two hands.

She leaves the door cracked open for him everytime she leaves. He stares at what’s behind it. It doesn’t make sense. It hurts his eyes. It’s beautiful, though. Confusing. He wants to understand it, wants to dissect this strange complicated thing and Know it. Or maybe, if there are no answers, it’ll twist him up with it. What would it feel like?

His hand hovers over the doorknob for longer and longer. He can hear helen walking behind the door. Waiting for him. Ready to welcome him in, if (when) he opens it.

The spiral sings to him much in the same way the eye does. He doesn’t like what it says about him. But the song is familiar and kind and the door is already half open. Waiting.

skiesandcandy:

I need helen to find jon in her corridors mid change body shifting and glitching and strange and he looks up at her with big eyes drowning in agonizrf bliss and. And. And.

skiesandcandy:

Elias is jons shitty parent and he’s also his loving father and his lover. What’s not clicking. He doesn’t view himself as his father but he views jon as his son, and himself as his creator. He molded him into something beautiful and perfect and he’s incredibly proud of this fact. And he also wants to fuck him so bad it makes him look stupid.

Don’t have any Thoughts rn but I wanted to share a sneak-peak to the horny je fic I’m working on (sequel to Morning Indulgence)

He decides to give Jon something new, something Elias himself has considered often, hand wrapped around his cock.

Jon lying supine on the conference table, legs spread wide to show off his cunt. Already soaking wet, slick glistening on his throbbing dick. Stripped entirely of his clothes and shuddering with fear and arousal. Elias moving to kneel between his thighs, his erect cock dripping with pre-cum. Cupping his face, murmuring just loud enough for all the watching attendees to hear, “you’re going to be good for me, aren’t you?”

Pressure. Elias’ cock pushing deep inside his clenching, empty hole. Jon unable to hold back a moan of mingling pain and pleasure as he takes Elias all the way to the hilt. Every inch of him filled with Elias. A voice whispering in his ear: “and when you’re round and full of my child, they’ll all know just where it came from.”

Jon shifts again in his seat. Elias doesn’t even need to look to know he’s crossing his legs. Anything to distract him from his needy cock, from just how affected Elias’ little fantasy had made him.

skiesandcandy:

Anyways. Let’s think about Elias acting like his dad making jon extremely horny together <3

skiesandcandy:

Jon daydreaming about Elias getting him pregnant so he would get spoiled and kept forever 🤝 Elias daydreaming about getting Jon pregnant to tie him to him and broadcast his claim and change him from the inside out.

Too tired to expand on this but. Aro!Jon with a deeply complicated relationship with Elias that isn’t romantic love but can’t really be defined any other way either.

skiesandcandy:

[Jon voice] I have no childhood trauma and was not neglected in any way whatsoever. Anyways Elias can you treat me like I’m eight years old just like I’m also very very smart so I don’t think you don’t respect me.

One of Jon’s rape fantasies, especially common in pre-S1 and early S1:

A late night conversation with Elias, who is plying Jon with alcohol. Getting him juuuust drunk enough that he goes along with it easily, so easily, when Elias kisses him. Pins him down. Begins to undress him. Jon unsure and telling him to wait, to slow down, Elias making him take another sip of his drink and then beginning to stretch Jon’s hole, prepare him to take Elias’ cock. Jon drunkenly insisting he wears a condom (“I’m- ah- not on the pill”) and Elias rolling his eyes but complying.

Elias pushing inside and fucking Jon, gentle and slow. Telling him how wonderful it feels to be buried inside of him, how much he’d enjoying Jon’s helpless body. Jon giving in because he can’t fight back and it feels so good… before realizing with horror that Elias had slipped the condom off at some point. He tries to push Elias off, pleads with his dad to stop, to pull out, but it’s too late and Elias is emptying his seed into Jon’s womb, and that’s all it takes for Jon to cum too. Elias holding him close after, telling him that he knew Jon would like it, that he’ll look so pretty all round and stuffed with his father’s baby.

skiesandcandy:

Jons massive rape kink. Jon daydreaming about getting drugged right before doing a statement. Not even noticing how hazy he feels. How his eyes are drooping more and more often. How hard it is to stay upright. That someone’s touching him, and he’s all wet, and it feels good and warm. His eyes are so heavy. Maybe he could just close his eyes for a little while. Just relax while he feeds. By the time he finally realizes what’s happening it’s too late <3 he can’t move. He can hardly speak. And he’s so sleepy and Elias is cooing it’s okay. He saw him smiling before, he heard him whining, don’t act all better than him now. It’s okay, Jon. Just enjoy it. He doesn’t need to deny it <3

skiesandcandy:

Goddd. Do u ever think about Jonah offering to take jon with him after s4 and him saying no. Do you ever think about Jon up at night in the safehouse wondering why he isn’t happy. Do you ever think about Jon just wanting his dad back. Do you ever think about Jon trying so hard to get better but all he can think about is what would’ve happened if he’d just said yes. If he’d gone with him. If maybe, maybe, Jonah had meant it.

Do you ever think about them reuniting at the panopticon. Jon staring at him. Jonah smiling, waving him over. Asks if he can get him something to eat. Jons shaking. Jon isn’t going to fall apart. He’s not. Do you ever think about Jon having a corruption arc all season. Jon who’s so so lonely and afraid and leaning into Jonahs touch, whining desperately because he’s so alone and nobody wants him and Jonahs still so insultingly gentle even after everything. Thinks about Jonah smiling sadly at him. Thinks about. In this. At whatever thr mag200 equivalent is. Jon finally breaking. Leaning into his touch and he whimpers, shaking , and maybe. Maybe he asks, did he mean it. When he asked him to come with him. When he said he wanted it. When he said he could be his father, he could care for him properly, he could be his son. He could take care of him. Did he mean it? He doesn’t ask it, but thr questions obvious: Is it too late? Can he come back? Does he still love him? He’s tired of trying to be a good person. Can he give in now? Can he be his dad again? Does he still want him?

i gotta be honest, my ultimate fantasy is simply to love and be loved by a reclusive ancient vampire. to give them their first dose of affection in decades, perhaps centuries. to relish the contrast of their cold flesh against my warm flesh as they desperately clutch me for warmth like a human heating pad. to feel their sharp fangs dig into my neck as they feast the sweet nectar of my lifeblood while they fuck my warm pussy senseless, their sharp claws digging into my flesh until i bleed. to be the lone object of obsession, the one thing slaking their desperate thirst for both blood and love.

fuck.

monsterfuckerconfessions:

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skiesandcandy:

Thinks about jon post phalloplasty fucking elias for the first time…thinking about him sinking into him and just having to freeze because he’s so warm and tight and he can’t breathe, when Elias makes a deep satisfied sounding sigh. Jon having to pause and go so so slow because he’s worried he’s gonna cum within seconds <3 so overwhelmed he can hardly think with his walls pressing down around him and oh holy shit this is so much better, this is so so much better he’s going to Die and Elias looks amused, like he’s being cute and a little silly about it and he buries his face in the crook of his neck with a whine, soooo embarassed <333

Once had a fic idea that was just.

Jon starts recording himself while he masturbates. It starts after he becomes the Archivist and he begins struggling to cum until uses the tape recorders. Just can’t quite bring himself to scrub themselves clean afterwards too, which is a little worrying but whatever. Slowly he begins to be aroused by them, maybe even masturbating once or twice after a statement. Eventually someone finds one of the tapes of course. Honestly Elias is probably collecting them for his own personal use <3

Soon enough even the recorders aren’t enough on their own and Jon needs to start narrating his fantasies. And the more shameful and humiliating he finds the kink the harder he cums. Once spends 40 minutes just cumming again and again and again while explaining his piss fantasies. Obviously people should also find and listen to these too <3

Idk where it was going. Probably Elias impregnated Jon as some point (on tape obviously) but idk. Just. Mostly an excuse for Jon to masturbate while narrating his rape fantasies and then get outsider pov lol.

Elias putting a dog bed under his desk for pregnant Jon…. says he just wants to make cockwarming more comfortable for him. Doesn’t want to strain him, not with his… condition. Jon reluctant at first, of course. Refuses even. But it isn’t long before he breaks and agrees, just to be Elias’ good boy again. And it *is* more comfortable to kneel in than the hardwood floor… (he’s not going to think about how wet the thought made him. Aboit how much he liked it. But he’s also not going to be able to resist curling up in his dog bed once they’ve both cum, all warm and safe, so so protected by his father master Elias. Sleeping soundly in his little dog bed, one hand curled protectively around his pregnant belly (just beginning to show))

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Elias putting a dog bed under his desk for pregnant Jon…. says he just wants to make cockwarming more comfortable for him. Doesn’t want to strain him, not with his… condition. Jon reluctant at first, of course. Refuses even. But it isn’t long before he breaks and agrees, just to be Elias’ good boy again. And it *is* more comfortable to kneel in than the hardwood floor… (he’s not going to think about how wet the thought made him. Aboit how much he liked it. But he’s also not going to be able to resist curling up in his dog bed once they’ve both cum, all warm and safe, so so protected by his father master Elias. Sleeping soundly in his little dog bed, one hand curled protectively around his pregnant belly (just beginning to show))

Elias getting a bigger dog bed of course. Perfectly cozy. Placed right next to his human bed at home for Jon to sleep in. (“Dogs aren’t allowed on the bed, Jon”). Jon waking up in the morning to Elias softly stroking his stomach…. idk I’m so tired I’m just imaging pregnant Jon and his swollen belly in a bug dog bed.

Too tired. I feel like shit. Just wanna think about pregnant Jon…….

skiesandcandy:

Look if the spanking/paddling doesn’t have fauxcest and or ageplay undertones WHAT is the point. Elias should treat Jon like a misbehaving child. Treat him like he’s throwing a tantrum. Jon should whimper and sniffle into his chest and squirm because it hurt so bad but did he do good? Did he do it? He’s sorry, he’s so sorry, can he be better? Is he better? He can be a good boy. Elias should soothe him as he jumps at every bit of pain. I just. I am of the opinion that They

skiesandcandy:

When did pregnancy start being hot to me. What happened. Jons shirt riding up a little showing his belly because his old shirts are too small,, going eh whatever fuck it im just at home who cares. Elias is currently white knuckling his coffee cup and not even Trying not to stare.

skiesandcandy:

Elias should want Jon so bad and Jon should realize it and be so giddy over it he barely knows what to do with himself. Ok

skiesandcandy:

Look I just think Elias should be shamelessly watching jons pregnancy like a hawk. His eyes should light up when he sees jon start to lactate. He should moan loudly the first time he drinks from him, digging his nails into his back as he drags him closer, nipping at him and for once lacking any of his usual self control. I need Jon to realize just how down bad Elias is for him. Ok???

Look it’d be Really Fun and Hot if Elias (in his 50s or his 200s, depending on how you count it) got his much younger subordinate pregnant.

Jonelias should do teacher/student roleplay I think.

anaceshornyblog:

I think Elias should put Jon in a shock collar. I don’t think this would fix anything, but he should.

Getting thru the day by imagining Jon freshly bred, fucked out flat on his back with cum leaking from his used cunt and stuffed with enough loads to look like he’s already a few months pregnant <3

skiesandcandy:

When did pregnancy start being hot to me. What happened. Jons shirt riding up a little showing his belly because his old shirts are too small,, going eh whatever fuck it im just at home who cares. Elias is currently white knuckling his coffee cup and not even Trying not to stare.

skiesandcandy:

Jon needs to get fucked stupid ok. Eyes vacant and glassy like nothings going on in his head. Can barely form coherent sentences but still trying to beg. Legs trembling when he tries to stand. Has a little drool dribbling out of his mouth. Whimpers sadly when cum drips out of his cunt even though hes so full. Can barely recognize when he’s being talked to just knows the words make him feel good and they have such a nice voice. I need this man dumb with euphoria Now!!!

Looking up “breeding bench” because I was thinking about the concept of “what if Jon had a fantasy about Elias putting him in a breeding bench” and apparently there are also breeding stands for dogs and. Okay. I’m not sure if it would be feasible but. Imagine Elias purchasing a dog breeding stand. And putting Jon in it. And then fucking him.

anaceshornyblog:

Elias just standing there completely calm as he shocks Jon, who won’t stay down at first. Until he ends up writhing and whimpering on the floor, probably already pissed himself, unable to stop twitching from the residuals.

Elias asking if Jon is going to behave, or if he’ll have to increase the voltage.

skiesandcandy:

You ever delete a post like. Ok I know yall put up with some shit but Surely.

skiesandcandy:

So do u think jons came all over himself to the thought of elias telling him he’s such a good son, he raised him so well, God, he can’t believe he got so lucky, while he’s struggling against him and cursing and fighting. Do u think he imagines freezing, soaking wet, so confused, hungry, afraid, before trying to struggle again but even as he desperately tries to escape Elias regards his attempts as nothing but a mild inconvenience, as him not knowing any better. When he gives up and sobs and trembles in fear, Elias looks so so fond, so pleased. He sobs that he hates him that it hurts that please please he can’t do this and Elias looks at him with nothing but adoration. Hngh

Been REALLY into the idea of pregnant Jon these past few days… unfortunately this stupid cold near liquified my brain so it’s mostly just been me thinking “Jon. Pregnant…..” over and over on repeat.

sparks-out:

Looking up “breeding bench” because I was thinking about the concept of “what if Jon had a fantasy about Elias putting him in a breeding bench” and apparently there are also breeding stands for dogs and. Okay. I’m not sure if it would be feasible but. Imagine Elias purchasing a dog breeding stand. And putting Jon in it. And then fucking him.

Omegaverse specifically…. Elias putting Jon in a breeding stand for his heat….., knotting him over and over again while Jon moans and whines for his father’s cock, his cum, his litter…..