spicypolls:
One of my favorite self-indulgent headcanons is Jon naming himself after Jonah and I think this would be soooo cute and fun in an au where Elias raises Jon but also I think the idea of his son taking his name, molding himself after him, would make Elias so hard he’d need to sit down.
I think Jon has regular fantasies where he’s Elias’ young son who is so so cared for by his father who lovingly rapes him
valtsv:
valtsv:
pervert chekhov’s gun: if a firearm or other weapon features in the first act, then it should be used in an erotic fantasy or act by the third
Remembering that “how to avoid gross shipping for your creative works” or whatever the fuck it was called and thinking about the AUs where Jon (character with no living family to ship with) has sex with his dad <3
If the incest shipping pervert cannot find a canon family connection to make incestuous, they will create their own <3
skiesandcandy:
Jon fantasizes about elias being his dad and raping him so so gently and carefully and treating him like he’s just confused and doesn’t know any better when he fights back, like he just needs it patiently explained to him. Daydreaming about elias treating him like a confused child who doesn’t know that this is fine and normal and he wants it. Of course he wants it don’t be ridiculous. Here let me show you. Sorry I’m. Normal?
infectiouspiss:
ugh fine. i’ll go jerk off to something unethical and gross
skiesandcandy:
Love how everyone agrees jon has a huge rape kink. That man wants to be pinned down and held and loved against his will SO BAD. He wants to be a small helpless little thing who doesn’t know what to do and his dads just so much stronger and is so careful and gentle and making sure it feels so so nice and promises to take such good care of him
I think. I think Jon should age regress during a cnc scene. Just feel so little and small and hazy from the drugs his father slipped in his drink. Elias sinking deep inside Jon and he’s so confused and he feels so little….
I NEED Jon to be impregnated and the more miserable he gets the more I want somebody to breed him.
doc-art:
had in my head the concept of robots with lava lamp bellies, got around to drawing them
the idea is they make for space heaters and lava lamps, among other things. they come in different aesthetic models and lava colors
i might have contracted a brain-rot in the process
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spicypolls:
When reading text-based porn, do you usually masturbate to completion while in front of the book/screen?
Yes, I masturbate to orgasm while reading porn, in front of the book/screen.
I do masturbate, but won’t literally be in front of it when I orgasm.
I touch and fondle myself, then leave it to actually masturbate.
I don’t touch myself, but go masturbate immediately after.
I read it without touching myself, then think back on it when I masturbate.
I don’t get horny from reading porn, nor do I use it to masturbate.
I don’t read porn, but I do masturbate.
I don’t masturbate, but I do read porn.
I don’t masturbate or read porn.
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I think Jon should be eaten by something and safely stored in its stomach for a few hours. It would fix him.
anaceshornyblog:
Important question:
Does going in the Distortion’s corridors count as vore?
Spent the morning thinking about incest au and Jon’s first heat… Elias helping his son through it, letting him hump his thigh, scent him, but he won’t fuck Jon no matter how much he begs, no matter how obviously hard he is. Can’t risk getting his son pregnant, after all. Both of them falling asleep after.
Jon wakes before Elias, soaking and needy, cunt begging to be filled. And he knows he shouldn’t, his father wouldn’t like it, but Elias is so so close and smells so good and Jon needs his father inside of him (where he belongs). Pulling Elias’ cock from his trousers and teasing it to hardness. Shifting to sit in his father’s lap, taking his cock inside. Kissing and licking at his father’s neck. Pleading and begging, desperate and breathless as he helplessly fucks himself on his das’s cock. Can’t go slow, can’t be quiet, can’t be subtle, it’s a miracle he hasn’t woken Elias already. Letting out slutty little moans, reaching a hand down to play with Elias’ balls. Needing him to cum inside so so badly, it’s the only thing in the world that matters, pleading for his knot, his litter. A distant part of him screaming that this is wrong, hating this, but he’s so lost in his heat, his pleasure…
I know I’ve said it before but. Omega Jon who was adopted by Elias and begins instinctively recognizing his father as his mate. Not at first, when Elias is still a stranger to him, untrusted and unknown. But when Elias begins worming his way into Jon’s life. When Jon begins to see him as not just his legal guardian but his father. A stern, intelligent, caring presence who is so eager to indulge in Jon’s interest in his work, his institute. So patient with him and his surlyness. Jon feeling so miserable and broken over his feelings. Hating how those wires got crossed for him, how his brain and instincts could be so stupid as to act like his father is a viable romantic partner. So certain he’d be left behind if Elias ever found out. Sent back to the foster home or tossed out into the streets. Meanwhile Elias is using his eyevatar powers to creep on Jon while he masturbates.
sparks-out:
I know I’ve said it before but. Omega Jon who was adopted by Elias and begins instinctively recognizing his father as his mate. Not at first, when Elias is still a stranger to him, untrusted and unknown. But when Elias begins worming his way into Jon’s life. When Jon begins to see him as not just his legal guardian but his father. A stern, intelligent, caring presence who is so eager to indulge in Jon’s interest in his work, his institute. So patient with him and his surlyness. Jon feeling so miserable and broken over his feelings. Hating how those wires got crossed for him, how his brain and instincts could be so stupid as to act like his father is a viable romantic partner. So certain he’d be left behind if Elias ever found out. Sent back to the foster home or tossed out into the streets. Meanwhile Elias is using his eyevatar powers to creep on Jon while he masturbates.
I’m imagining Elias Dramatically Saving Jon from a supernatural threat (after Jon was already marked, of course (idk if he was planning to have Jon marked for his ritual yet, but I’m sure he enjoyed watching his son to see what he would do and drinking in his fear <3)). Jon pressed up soso close to Elias. Listening to his comforting rumbling purrs as he processes what just happened, heart hammering. And he’s so warm, so solid where Jon is leaning against him. And be just feels so safe. And he wonders if maybe Elias really does care for him. If he could trust him enough to let him be Jon’s dad. But there’s a part of him that registers what a good mate he would be….
sparks-out:
sparks-out:
I know I’ve said it before but. Omega Jon who was adopted by Elias and begins instinctively recognizing his father as his mate. Not at first, when Elias is still a stranger to him, untrusted and unknown. But when Elias begins worming his way into Jon’s life. When Jon begins to see him as not just his legal guardian but his father. A stern, intelligent, caring presence who is so eager to indulge in Jon’s interest in his work, his institute. So patient with him and his surlyness. Jon feeling so miserable and broken over his feelings. Hating how those wires got crossed for him, how his brain and instincts could be so stupid as to act like his father is a viable romantic partner. So certain he’d be left behind if Elias ever found out. Sent back to the foster home or tossed out into the streets. Meanwhile Elias is using his eyevatar powers to creep on Jon while he masturbates.
I’m imagining Elias Dramatically Saving Jon from a supernatural threat (after Jon was already marked, of course (idk if he was planning to have Jon marked for his ritual yet, but I’m sure he enjoyed watching his son to see what he would do and drinking in his fear <3)). Jon pressed up soso close to Elias. Listening to his comforting rumbling purrs as he processes what just happened, heart hammering. And he’s so warm, so solid where Jon is leaning against him. And be just feels so safe. And he wonders if maybe Elias really does care for him. If he could trust him enough to let him be Jon’s dad. But there’s a part of him that registers what a good mate he would be….
Omega Jon with awful, miserable heats. Happening with no pattern and little warning and absolutely overwhelming him whenever they do. Who struggles to cum during them (especially since he’s too awkward and too proud to ask for a heat aid or buy one himself). Spending days painting and sweating and fingering himself trying desperately to cum, thinking about how much easier this would be with an alpha to help him. How much better he would feel with his father’s heavy cock buried inside him instead of a handful of fingers. Making desperate little whining calls, the subvocalizations of a child begging for their parent to help them.
And maybe he even age regresses during them… feeling so safe in his father’s house, abandoned by his mate. Lonely and miserable and distressed and it’s all too much. Sinking into that soft place where he’s so small and confused. Doesn’t really understand what’s happening except that he needs his dad to touch him… crawling into his father’s lap, begging to be allowed to hump his thigh. So desperate and he doesn’t even know what he wants, just that he needs his father to take care of him.
skiesandcandy:
Please imagine Jon age regressing in heat and sooo confused not even knowing what he needs just that his dad can make it better and his dad smells nice and if he chirps at him loud enough he keeps touching him and kissing his forehead and purring:((
I feel like Jon would enjoy being held close and warm against Elias’ chest, head propped up to easily suckle on Elias’ nipples. It’s self-soothing for him <3
sparks-out:
I feel like Jon would enjoy being held close and warm against Elias’ chest, head propped up to easily suckle on Elias’ nipples. It’s self-soothing for him <3
Imagining Jon young and pregnant by his father. So so scared and stressed about it. Slipping into being little so easily. Curled up in bed in his dad’s arms, tilting his head up and latching onto him, soothed by the act of suckling on his chest <3
On the one hand, Elias forcing himself on Jon is OOC. On the other hand, The Rape Kink demands Jon be nonconned.
ouroboroussy:
ouroboroussy:
finally cracked the code. everybodys writing elias themagnusarchives like th 120 days of sodom guy from outlander. cardinal sin of forgetting the importance of jon’s apotheosis.
unrealistic for everyone involved in both cases but jonah-elias isnt the type of guy to rape jon jarchivist. he has, however, the distinct vibe of someone who would manipulate jon into being violent/perhaps even sexually aggressive towards him. and hed enjoy it.
Stumbled across an old doc with my billions of Jonpreg AUs, so instead of answering any of the prompts that’ve been sitting in my inbox for Months I would like to maybe write for Them (and have something OTHER than tomorrow’s upcoming Event to think about). Pick a number between 1 and 12 and I’ll write a short snippet for the AU <3
damnselfly:
lloras:
exactly
it also doesn’t mean “everything is happy and easy between us all the time” or “none of us can have sex with each other”
slutyr:
the best mutuals are the ones who are into shit you never would have admitted to being into until they made you feel like it’s okay
spicypolls:
spicypolls:
ttnn77:
STEP ONE of treating that stab wound I gave you is letting me tonguefuck it
plumbo-gummite:
now, I know that may have looked like romantic penetrative intercourse, but I assure you my feelings were strictly familial
I want to write soso bad but my body has been refusing to let me get enough sleep…..
Jon should be made pregnant. Please.
Sometimes omegaverse is just a vehicle for my fetishes, but sometimes I think it needs to be transed up.
Anyway, to distract myself from nerves (and boredom), let us consider: trans alpha Jon.
sparks-out:
Sometimes omegaverse is just a vehicle for my fetishes, but sometimes I think it needs to be transed up.
Anyway, to distract myself from nerves (and boredom), let us consider: trans alpha Jon.
Sometimes I’m reading a fic where Jon’s an omega and the way he thinks about it is like. My love, you need to get on hrt. Please. It would save you…
I think omega Jon should get to experience ruts. I think he should want to be just like his dad. I think he should curl up in his father’s arms and whimper and growl and hump his thighs as Elias lets out a soothing alpha rumble purr.
Stifling my anxiety by thinking about Jon being pregnant <3
secretyurigarden:
you have to be around asexual perverts it’s good for your health
Intern Jon who has a huge debilitating fixation on his intelligent, fascinating, clever boss whose taken an interest in him. Who sometimes can’t help but see Elias as a father figure. Who guiltily touches himself for hours to the thought of Elias actually being his dad, teaching him how to masturbate correctly. Raping him because Jon can’t get off on his own and needs his dad to do it for him. Hating himself for it afterwards but it’s sometimes the only thing that can actually get him worked up enough and for long enough to orgasm. Worrying constantly what Elias would think if he knew about all Jon’s horrible, disgusting thoughts.
And then Elias kisses him. Sleeps with him, and suddenly Jon has stumbled into an intense, torrid affair with a man almost thrice his age (and no, it does NOT make him wet to think about how much younger he is, no matter how flustered he got when Elias once mentioned he was old enough to be Jon’s father) and the thoughts just aren’t stopping. Because Elias is always so steady even when Jon’s falling apart on his fingers and his tongue and his cock, because he knows just how to toy with Jon, affectionate but firm, paternal. Like a father. And every time they have sex Jon can’t help but imagine that Elias isn’t just his lover but his father as well. That his dad is filling him with his cock, his cum (A fantasy Elias is more than happy to encourage, not that Jon has noticed <3). Jon lying awake beside Elias at night, drowning in guilt over how creepy and awful he’s being, how disgusted Elias (his dad) would be if only he knew. Slipping out of bed and slinking back home in the early morning, drowning in misery.
Eventually, it all begins to wear on him (at least, that’s what he assumes is causing the sudden increase of fatigue). So stressed and guilty it makes him sick (vomiting at all hours of the day, constantly nauseous… what else could it be?). And…. there’s some odd bloating developing in his stomach, too. So caught up in shame and self-loathing, but at least it can’t get much worse. As long as he can keep his sick desires secret, he can keep their relationship going. And surely, there’s nothing else that could possibly blow up his life.
Nothing at all :)
spicypolls:
*Full Question: if you could permanently reconfigure your genitals to have both a penis and a vagina (suppose you can pick and choose which reproductive capabilities you have), would you? Are you cis, trans, nonbinary, or something else?
skiesandcandy:
Age regression cnc is so fun to me. Please imagine Jon laughing a little because it’s a fun game and he’s small and oh he’s not very good at this game but dads warm and safe and kisses him all over when he loses. Will I be shot for this.
kairos-polaris:
have you thought about Jonah being Jon’s maker today? have you thought about fledgling vampire Jon? about someone referring to Jonah as Jon’s maker?
I want to incorporate my biting kink into je but my biting kink would require Elias to have a snout filled with long blade-like teeth which can shear through Jon’s throat. And he doesn’t. :/
Imagine Elias putting Jon in a chastity belt near the end of s3 and just. Not unlocking it all of s4. Cause he’s in prison.
sparks-out:
Imagine Elias putting Jon near the end of s3 and just. Not unlocking it all of s4. Cause he’s in prison.
Jon constantly annoyed all through S4 because he can’t get off or have sex and Elias won’t see him and unlock the damn thing already. Eventually the Eye straight up tells him how he could safely (or unsafely) remove it and Jon just has to sit there and stew over the fact that not only did Elias keep him locked in a chastity belt but also that he’s making the active choice to keep wearing it now no matter how sexually frustrated he gets.
ophthalmotropy:
It is very very important to be able to recognise when a character would get absolutely soaking wet for a kink you’ve never been into. It’s about taking a step back from your biases and realising that their kink is not your kink, and also integral to their character arc, and that’s okay.
garecc:
A detective tied up bondage style from the red strings on his cork board
Currently imagining Jon being raped by a werewolf that’s sank its teeth deep into his neck, gripping him there so that trying to escape or fight back just means mire pain, more tearing. Jaws clamped around his neck holding him in place and making him take the breeding, Jon feeling those sharp, long, curved fangs press inside him until they scrape bone and that’s what makes him cum with a pained little whine, the sensation of his rippling cunt causing it to thrust in savagely and knot him, pumping its load deep inside of him.
I think we should take those AUs where Jon time travels back to when he was eight years old and those AUs where Jon time travels to Jonah Magnus times and combine them. Jonah taking in this strange child avatar of his god and raising him. And then having sex with him.
Young intern Jon getting pregnant by his boss <3 terrified of what his grandmother would say if she knew what he had done, how irresponsible he had been… isn’t he lucky that his boss understands? Elias is soooo patient and kind, invested in Jon and their future child. He’s even generous enough to let Jon move into his home. And of course Jon was initially uncomfortable with the idea but Elias knew just how to coax him, to reassure him. Willing to finance everything too. To convert one of his guest rooms into a nursery and purchase supplies and furniture for the baby, to take Jon to every appointment <3 and slowly but surely Jon’s life drifts mire and more into Elias’ control <3. But it’s okay :) he can trust Elias <3
Ohhhh god. There was a poll for mpreg and I only saw it after it was already running…. and now I can’t even submit Jon???? Tragedy and misery……
