June 2025

I love human x human romances (male or female) but I can't express how disappointed I get every time the dragon takes on a human form. I mean, you can have a huge, beutifull, scaly, dragon-cunt/dragon-penis creature that's completely untamable and you choose a boring human???

monsterfuckerconfessions:

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i think big thick reptillian tails are hot as fuckkkk

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Jon x og!Elias is a very stupid crackship that hits a handful of bizarrely specific buttons and I don’t know what to do with it. Nothing about it should be particularly compelling and yet regardless I am Compelled.

I think Jon should be getting frequent but relatively mediocre dick from a rich arrogant middle-aged failson. I think Jon should be Very Horny (maybe he’s just started T? Idk) and sort of annoyed that his dick is demanding this much attention all the time and masturbation just isn’t quite satisfying enough anymore and og!Elias isn’t even really tolerable but he’s there and a relatively consistent lay so what else is Jon supposed to do.

In a hypothetical universe where Jon would not only be asked about his sex life but would answer honestly, he would (if he was feeling charitable) describe the sex as “adequate.” Og!Elias is hardly a selfless lover but Jon isn’t especially concerned over the quality and/or occurrence of og!Elias’ orgasms either. And it’s not like either of them have many better options lined up, so even though he views og!Elias with relative disdain he’s perfectly willing to go to bed with him (or, more accurately, to go to empty storage closet with him).

Meanwhile og!Elias is down bad. Down catastrophic. Madly in love with this scrawny mean little researcher even though Jon also irritates the shit out of him. Idk why I like this idea so much, it’s just. There. In my mind.

What Jon really wants is for og!Elias to lie there and be quiet and do as he says while Jon sits on his cock and does work and whenever he gets too aroused to focus he rides og!Elias until he cums and then it’s right back to research and when Jon’s done he’ll get up and send og!Elias away to sort himself out. Unfortunately for him og!Elias Does Not last that long and Jon isn’t familiar enough with kink toys to purchase a cock ring for him and Elias isn’t quite bold enough to get one himself.

thyfleshc0nsumed:

Is that a hard penis in your pants or is it something different than that? Also: do you hate me?

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I think if Elias raised Jon he wouldn’t necessarily put in the effort to keep the more mundane things private. If Jon was adopted his own sense of shame might (at first) cause him to try and respect his dad’s privacy anyway but eventually he would give in to curiosity. Which is to say, I think Jon should see his father peeing and it should be a formative sexual experience for him.

He sees Elias holding his cock in his hand to aim the stream of urine and wonders what it would feel like in his hand. What it would look like without Elias’ hand in the way. What it would look like erect. How it feels for his father, to hold his cock while he pees. Watches the heavy stream and imagines Elias aiming it at him instead, or perhaps even emptying it inside of him. Elias responding to the sensation of his son watching him, having those fantasies, beginning to grow hard. Jon staring openly as Elias begins to pump his cock, the stream ends but he keeps going and he’s making all these soft gasps and Jon is so, so wet, and then he sees cum spurting as his father ejaculates into the toilet and Jon scurries away, face red and cunt dripping.

He can’t stop thinking about it for weeks afterward. The pee streaming from Elias’ cock, how flushed and heavy it looked when Elias became hard. Wondering if his father enjoyed peeing, if it aroused him. Would he want to pee in front of Jon? On him? In him? Jon fixating on it, trying to find excuses to be near the bathroom whenever Elias uses it, watching his father pee again and again and again…

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Ugh. I need to work on Assignments but consider: Jon wetting himself while Elias is spanking him.

Jon being called up to Elias’ office for a quick check-in about the state of the Archives. And he knows he needs the bathroom but he’s already running late and surely their meeting won’t be that long. Elias unhappy about being kept waiting, decides that maybe Jon needs to be disciplined. Ordering his son to remove his trousers and bend over his desk for a spanking. Jon tries to protest, but Elias just ups the punishment. Asks if he can at least use the bathroom first but Elias refuses. Surely he has enough self control to hold it in. Surely he can be a good boy for his father.

Jon presenting his ass to Elias, shouting with the first strike. Soon he’s moaning and crying out, shamefully wet as his father punishes him. Squirming with discomfort as his bladder gets mire and more insistent.

And the Elias shifts him. Pushes down on him so that the surface of the desk is pressing on his bladder. Jon tries to tell him to wait, stop, he can’t- but then Elias is telling him that if he can’t sit there and take it like a good boy he’d only be punished more, so Jon just tries so, so hard to hold it in.

Elias continues to hit him, Jon’s hips twitching in search of friction at every strike, gasping and sobbing and moaning. Elias praises him for how well he’s taking his punishment, how good he’s being, and Jon really is trying but then Elias strikes him especially hard and he just can’t help himself, urinating all over his father’s desk with a desperate moan.

And of course Elias is soooo disappointed in his son. Can he really not hold it in like a big boy? How could he be so irresponsible? Why didn’t he say anything? Jon’s face hot with humiliation as he stammers out apologies, pleas that he’ll do better.

And now I am. Torn.

On the one hand: Elias stepping back. Jon maybe a little hazy from the pleasure-pain of the spanking, so desperate to earn his father’s forgiveness, saying he’ll do anything…

Elias nodding. Telling Jon to get on his knees and clean it. Jon confused and unsure, saying he doesn’t have anything to clean it with, but Elias is unrelenting. Tells him that he does. Licks his lips. And Jon gets it, finally. Kneels and begins to lap up his pee, painstakingly cleaning the side of Elias’ desk while his father watches…

If he’s done a good enough job, then perhaps his dad will see fit to reward him. Will let Jon crawl under his desk, place his head on his father’s knee and slip his cock into Jon’s mouth. Jon drifting pleasantly, safe and secure under his dad’s watchful gaze.

But on the other hand: Elias forcing Jon to lay in a puddle of his own piss, skin glistening with urine as Elias continues to spank him. When he’s done he keeps Jon there, in the puddle, while he pulls out his own cock. Perhaps first he pisses all over Jon, but then he thrusts in without preparation and begins to ruthlessly fuck his son’s cunt. Every brutal thrust reigniting the sting from the spanking and pushing Jon’s body against the surface of the pee-soaked desk, Jon moaning and drooling as he’s pounded into. Moaning as he cums, slick and a little more pee gushing out of him to further make a mess of Elias’ desk as he swears and hilts himself in Jon, filling him with his seed.

Elias angry and disappointed in Jon for cumming without permission like that, when he’s supposed to be receiving punishment. Forcing Jon to lick the desk clean for him, but this time he won’t be rewarded with Elias’ cock in his mouth afterwards <3

Guess who has written. Um. 3,803 word of Jonelias piss + somnophilia incest.

elexecution:

tonight’s plans: jerk off to completion….. two cans of sprite (crush against forehead like a neanderthal school bully) …… write the great american novel

lislemons:

A screenshot of a comment left on AO3 reading "please destroy this man's asshole before i kill myself"ALT

new favorite AO3 comment dropped. short, simple, to the point. made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.

pizzapara:

never kill yourself . there is dadson yaoi to be enjoyed

And there is dadson yaoi to be written!!

fallenangelbutch:

these two posts are in a very loving relationship

Thinking about the previous post in terms of Jonelias incest <3

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Thinking about the previous post in terms of Jonelias incest <3

I just think Jon would like to be held by his father so close and warm and safe with his strap buried deep inside of Elias. Okay? It would fix him.

(Arospec <3) Jon who has been pining after his father for years. Who only managed to develop romantic feelings for the man he already had a familial connection to. Who is constantly, tirelessly working to earn Elias’ praise and approval and affection. And it’s given freely but it’s never enough because Jon spent much of his early childhood lonely and isolated and feeling deeply unloved and now he’s starving for it. Jon who gets a job in research right out of college. Pushed and argued and pleaded for it until Elias relented (and he was always going to. Always going to make sure his son ended up where he belonged, but he wanted Jon to choose. To beg for it, his opportunity to seek answers, to work alongside the father he so dearly admires).

Jon who spends his years in research mostly isolated. Afraid his coworkers are going to discover his feelings for his dad. And when it comes out that he’s Elias’ son his coworkers draw away too, irritated with the stuck up, prickly, arrogant young man in research who was only handed the job because his father gave it to him. I think one of them calls him a “daddy’s boy,” once. I think it makes him soaking wet to hear it.

Jon so so hurt and betrayed when he realizes the father who he loves (who he’s in love with) is a murderer, is a monster. Was keeping so many secrets, so many answers, so much knowledge from him all this time. S3 filled with constant arguments and Jon’s hurt and betrayal but the parts of him that identify Elias as “father” and the parts that identify him as “beloved” are so deeply intertwined they can’t ever be untangled, and Jon never stopped starving for Elias’ praise and touch and care. Never stopped wishing that Elias could love him back, could be his in the same way he’s been Elias’ for so, so very long.

And then Jon wakes up from his coma, and Elias isn’t there to greet him. Won’t even see him. And Jon doesn’t think anything could ever possibly hurt more.

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(Arospec <3) Jon who has been pining after his father for years. Who only managed to develop romantic feelings for the man he already had a familial connection to. Who is constantly, tirelessly working to earn Elias’ praise and approval and affection. And it’s given freely but it’s never enough because Jon spent much of his early childhood lonely and isolated and feeling deeply unloved and now he’s starving for it. Jon who gets a job in research right out of college. Pushed and argued and pleaded for it until Elias relented (and he was always going to. Always going to make sure his son ended up where he belonged, but he wanted Jon to choose. To beg for it, his opportunity to seek answers, to work alongside the father he so dearly admires).

Jon who spends his years in research mostly isolated. Afraid his coworkers are going to discover his feelings for his dad. And when it comes out that he’s Elias’ son his coworkers draw away too, irritated with the stuck up, prickly, arrogant young man in research who was only handed the job because his father gave it to him. I think one of them calls him a “daddy’s boy,” once. I think it makes him soaking wet to hear it.

Jon so so hurt and betrayed when he realizes the father who he loves (who he’s in love with) is a murderer, is a monster. Was keeping so many secrets, so many answers, so much knowledge from him all this time. S3 filled with constant arguments and Jon’s hurt and betrayal but the parts of him that identify Elias as “father” and the parts that identify him as “beloved” are so deeply intertwined they can’t ever be untangled, and Jon never stopped starving for Elias’ praise and touch and care. Never stopped wishing that Elias could love him back, could be his in the same way he’s been Elias’ for so, so very long.

And then Jon wakes up from his coma, and Elias isn’t there to greet him. Won’t even see him. And Jon doesn’t think anything could ever possibly hurt more.

Oh but of course realizing Elias could read his mind was an agony all of its own. That his father could see his shameful feelings, every disgusting fantasies, his bone-deep need to crawl down his father’s throat and consume him whole all at once. He Knew, this whole time, and he said nothing. And it hurts, it hurts so badly, that Jon could spend so many years madly in love and Elias had absolutely nothing to say about it for all that time. That he didn’t reciprocate them. Didn’t want him. Felt no need to belong to Jon the way Jon had belonged to him for so very, very long.

Was reminded of my “transmasc Jon names himself after Jonah” au and now I’m thinking about it in the context of the incest au. Elias is being told by his adorably bashful son that he wants to go by “Jon,” and he’s thinking short for Jonah and Elias is greedily drinking in Jon’s obsessive fixation on his past self and Jon is so so anxious and Elias is just trying very hard to school his facial expression because he has been struck by a sudden and overpowering Need to fill his darling son with cum until it takes.

We should make Jon a catboy. And then he should go into heat <3

spicypolls:

Does the context of why somebody has a taboo kink impact your opinion of it?*

Yes, context matters in how ethical/moral I see a taboo kink.

Yes, other.

Neutral, kink doesn’t apply to morality/ethics.

Neutral, other.

Yes, context doesn’t matter in how ethical/moral I see a taboo kink.

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*Full Question: When a kink is extremely taboo does the context of why the person has it and how they interpret it make it more or less moral/ethical in your eyes? Answer with the knowledge that it is all in fantasy, and no crimes are being committed.

Ex: A person who plays out childhood sexual assault by reading underage fanfiction/a person who is into rape play as the perpetrator to feel control after they had been a victim of rape versus someone who has no underlying reason for their kink and practice it with just as consensually.

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Was reminded of my “transmasc Jon names himself after Jonah” au and now I’m thinking about it in the context of the incest au. Elias is being told by his adorably bashful son that he wants to go by “Jon,” and he’s thinking short for Jonah and Elias is greedily drinking in Jon’s obsessive fixation on his past self and Jon is so so anxious and Elias is just trying very hard to school his facial expression because he has been struck by a sudden and overpowering Need to fill his darling son with cum until it takes.

skiesandcandy:

Everytime someone I don’t know follows me I’m like. Ok. So. How do you feel about incest. And various amounts of knife torture.

anaceshornyblog:

Okay but what if we gave Jon an informational log while he was in the unethical experiment cube.

sourcreammachine:

sourcreammachine:

i’m sorry kink fans but i just can’t see the suffix ‘con’ without thinking it means convention

‘dubcon’ will skrillex be there??

oh no oh no please not this post please

h0lyweird:

I don’t know who needs to hear this but there is always a way to turn your fav character into a more disgusting immoral predatory version of themselves <3 never give up

deadbaguette:

A pigeon! 🪶

Why would there be a pigeon in The Archives? 🤨

trophybutchpics:

sighs dramatically. no one even wants to molest perverts who are failing to hide how much they like it anymore. kicks a pebble

redroomreality:

guy who soaks thru his boxers upon hearing someone call him a pretty puppy x guy more than double his age who pulls on his tie like a leash just to hear him whimper and feel his hands fist themselves into his shirt

I am now painfully aware that anyone I know irl who somehow finds my main is only a few clicks and a tag search away from my Extremely horny descriptions of Jon being graphically raped. Like not only am I at risk of revealing that I am cringe but also that I get hard to the thought of Jon crying and terrified and helpless as he’s impregnated against his will. Crying out as he cums on his assailant’s invading cock, soaked in his own slick and terribly ashamed…

Sorry, what were we talking about again?

honestlyvan:

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honestlyvan:

Another thing fandom needs to start doing more of is projecting on tops.

There are delicious amounts of psychological distress you can inflict on that guy once you get into his head. The brainworms of forcing agency and initiative on someone who genuinely is Not Fucking Ready For It are exquisite.

To quote myself: Domtops in fics are always written to have such uncomplicated and healthy relationships to their sexualities and for my mental health I need us to collectively start giving them complexes about being some kind of monstrous predatory freak of nature instead.

Make that guy have a panic attack b/c someone in his daydream told him to stop and he kept going anyway.

New and improved! Sad Wet Dog of a top is thinking about how he wants to hurt you but doesn’t want to hurt you and the contradiction is slowly and steadily making him Lose His Whole Fucking Mind.

Not very interested in top!Jon but switch!Jon would feel sooooo normal about wanting to rail Elias while he begs Jon to stop. Jon would learn about Elias’ breathplay kink and think about choking him while he fucks him with his strap and finger himself and then feel miserably guilty about it afterwards.

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Not very interested in top!Jon but switch!Jon would feel sooooo normal about wanting to rail Elias while he begs Jon to stop. Jon would learn about Elias’ breathplay kink and think about choking him while he fucks him with his strap and finger himself and then feel miserably guilty about it afterwards.

Unfortunately the main problem with top jon is that he can’t get pregnant and I need my breeding kink. And no he can’t be breeding anyone else either. It has to be Jon. If Jon is doing the breeding rather than being bred I lose all interest immediately.

Other than the complete lack of Jonpreg tho there’s lots of potential here.

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Not very interested in top!Jon but switch!Jon would feel sooooo normal about wanting to rail Elias while he begs Jon to stop. Jon would learn about Elias’ breathplay kink and think about choking him while he fucks him with his strap and finger himself and then feel miserably guilty about it afterwards.

Unfortunately the main problem with top jon is that he can’t get pregnant and I need my breeding kink. And no he can’t be breeding anyone else either. It has to be Jon. If Jon is doing the breeding rather than being bred I lose all interest immediately.

Other than the complete lack of Jonpreg tho there’s lots of potential here.

kairos-polaris:

I thought people calling two characters who fucked “siblings” was a joke but no i just saw someone actually say that. lol. lmao even

spicypolls:

Would you view somebody who’s into ABDL negatively?

Yes, because I believe it’s harmful to children.

Yes, because I personally find it gross/strange.

Yes, because I believe it’s morally/ethically wrong.

Yes, for other reasons.

No (I’m into ABDL)

No (I’m not into ABDL)

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Elias forcemascing his son via nonconsensual phalloplasty <3

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Elias forcemascing his son via nonconsensual phalloplasty <3

Jon feeling so tired and slow after having dinner, waking up groggy and in pain and confused the next morning only to discover that he has a cock now <3

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Elias forcemascing his son via nonconsensual phalloplasty <3

Jon feeling so tired and slow after having dinner, waking up groggy and in pain and confused the next morning only to discover that he has a cock now <3

I think Elias should decide that his son would be much happier with a penis and it’s merely his duty as a father to give him one <3 I think he should get an opportunity to draw out the boy Jon tries so hard to pretend he isn’t. I think he should be allowed to sculpt and mold Jon’s body as he wishes it. And I think he should get to lovingly, tenderly stroke Jon’s lovely new cock, looming over him, while Jon tries very hard to pretend that it doesn’t feel good, and he isn’t getting hard, and it doesn’t feel so right, to have a penis instead of a vagina.

And if Jon is a girl it’s Elias’ fatherly duty to ensure she gets a vaginoplasty and perhaps even a fertile womb. That Jon wakes up with a warm, wet cunt between her thighs, which he carefully stretches every day <3

Deeply tragic that neither Gerry nor Jon were likely to discover the concept of vore in their youth. They NEED to think about eating each other.

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Deeply tragic that neither Gerry nor Jon were likely to discover the concept of vore in their youth. They NEED to think about eating each other.

There should be a Leitner that lets you vore people whole and they should be tasked with finding it. And it should make them both hard when they see it in action. They see someone get eaten whole in front of them and it’s a formative sexual experience that could otherwise only be had a decade later in e621’s vore tag and/or Deviantart.

Omegaverse Jongerry incest….. Jon in preheat and he smells soso good suddenly and Gerry doesn’t fully understand why but she Needs to keep him close and keep him smelling like her and every time anyone else dares to enter his space she wants to snarl at them. Curled up behind him in bed inhaling deep lungfuls of his warm omega scent, beginning to hump him with low desperate noises, keening as Jon bares his neck for her. Mary needing to hurriedly make arrangements to keep them both separated because the alternative is her daughter claiming, mating, and impregnating her son.

spicypolls:

At what age did your horniness reach its peak?

Under 10

10-12

12-14

14-16

16-18

18-20

20-25

25-30

30+

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spicypolls:

How do you feel about terms like “[genital] owner”*?

They’re silly/goofy/funny. (I’m trans and/or intersex)

They’re silly/goofy/funny. (I’m NOT trans and/or intersex)

They’re dehumanizing/gross. (I’m trans and/or intersex)

They’re dehumanizing/gross. (I’m NOT trans and/or intersex)

They’re validating/inclusive. (I’m trans and/or intersex)

They’re validating/inclusive. (I’m NOT trans and/or intersex)

They’re whatever, I’m neutral. (I’m trans and/or intersex)

They’re whatever, I’m neutral. (I’m NOT trans and/or intersex)

They’re sexist/transphobic/otherwise offensive. (I’m trans and/or intersex)

They’re sexist/transphobic/otherwise offensive. (I’m NOT trans and/or intersex)

Other (I’m trans and/or intersex)

Other (I’m NOT trans and/or intersex)

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*Terms such as “vagina owner”, “penis owner”, etc. including terms like “vagina haver”, “penis haver”, etc. but NOT terms like “people with vaginas” or “people with penises”.

spicypolls:

Do you have a kink/fetish* that regularly gets trashed online?

Yes

No

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*A SSC one.

Playing Skyrim rn with an nsfw mod. Used the “pleasure self” spell and… I don’t know if a soul gem should be going up there, actually.

spicypolls:

Have you had any “we all make mistakes in the heat of passion” moments?

Yes, and I ended up in the ER because of it.

Yes, but nothing more than a little embarrassment.

Yes, it ended one or more friendships.

Yes, it was one of those “I’m glad nobody saw that” moments.

I did something embarrassing but I doubt it classifies.

No, I have good self-control.

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hellallamerican:

my legal team has informed me that the things i want to do to that man are ‘illegal’ and 'immoral’

Too tired to elaborate but. AU where Gertrude adopts Jon and Gerry and ends up developing a Weird Sexual Thing with both of them. They’re also having sex with each other naturally.

Jon (Normal About It): A parent/child relationship is sort of like a 24/7 dom/sub dynamic. If you think about it.

I think Elias Should have fun cheating on his husband with Jon. I think he should take Jon in the bed he shares with Peter and breed him. I think Jon should wake up with his boss’ cum still dripping from his cunt and see sunlight glinting off the ring on Elias’ nightstand and be overwhelmed with guilt. And then months later he should discover that he’s pregnant.

hemipenal-system:

our top scientists are hard at work studying dragon mating behavior

and our bottom scientists? well, um… they’re helping too