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MINORS DNI.

Heeeeeey. So. The demons won. I made a Horny Blog. Sorry.

This is mostly a place for me to express not sfw thoughts and feelings.

A few notes before we begin:

• Wholly sfw/irrelevant inquiries should be made to my main! It’s @sparky-is-spiders. If it is relevant to a post on this blog you can send it here. Aren’t sure? You can ask, but it’s probably ok to go here so don’t worry too much. If I find it too personal or uncomfortable I may not respond.
• I neither want nor need your exact age, but if I see that you’re a minor and interacting with this account it’s an insta-block from me.
• I have zero idea how active I will be here. Possibly I will make five posts and then vanish forever. Possibly I will appear every two months. Possibly I will be here daily (probably not). Don’t be surprised if my activity level is low, fluctuating, or nonexistent.
• If you’re sending asks or messages they should be related to the stuff I post. Please don’t ask for like. Personal information. Just because this is a Horny Blog doesn’t mean I don’t have boundaries still, y’know?
• Ok specifically: don’t ask me about my personal sexual history or habits or anything like that. You can ask for smutty fic recs or to elaborate on aus or tell me about your AUs, but you can’t ask in-depth personal questions.
• I’m ace (aego) and transmasc! Please respect these.
• I have exactly one primary kink (impregnation), a fixation on Jon, and a general fascination with pregnancy plotlines (especially unplanned. I love the fun tasty drama of it all lmao). Expect a lot of posts about getting Jon pregnant. Or filter the tag ‘jon breeding program’ if you want to avoid those. Not sure there’ll be much else worth sticking around for tho lol. Like I said, I have one (1) kink.
• That said, I’m not really interested in other tma characters being the center of the action. Like they can be there but Jon MUST be involved. Except martin. I don’t like him I don’t care about him don’t message or ask me about him. (Unless it’s to rant or complain. Or an au where Jon dumps him. That’s fine then)
• You can ask me about Jon tho. Send asks. Reply. Message*. Tell me your horny Jon thoughts and aus. Especially if he gets pregnant in them.
• Posts containing a specific kink will be tagged as that kink.
• If reblogs are on you can assume that means you can reblog the post! Don’t worry about it too much lol.

*I probably won’t get back to you for hours. Or days. Or maybe weeks even. Sorry I am. I am slow to communicate.