Had a very strange dream last night. Here’s some vague unconnected details I remember.
- I ordered plain pizza but for some reason a few pieces of pepperoni got on it anyway. I was sort of irritated that the person who had given me the pizza wouldn’t remove them herself but felt too awkward to ask because it also seemed like a stupid request. I ended up disgustedly peeling them off myself whole planning to wipe down the pizza with a napkin or something. Can’t recall if I ever did or if I ever ate it.
- I had a very thin but five-inch-long cock It was just about the same length as my pinky finger but I’m pretty sure that was longer in the dream than in reality. Same width as well, but I hoped bottom surgery would fix that.
- There were dinosaurs. We were all going to achool to learn how to care for them. One guy thought stegosaurus tails were really REALLY cool but was too ashamed to admit it. Our professor demonstrated that the tails were eight feet long and the thagomizers were four feet long (represented in the dream as being ¼th the length of the tail, which is NOT how that math comes out irl)
- Someone told me about the… actually pretty disturbing murder of a pop star by the fan of another star?? Like it was pretty fucked up actially. Unpleasant. I didn’t believe it because at first I couldn’t find anything about it when googling the namea of both stars, but then I ised different key-words and found an ny times article. So.
Boy can I tell that this was written on my phone early in the morning huh. Anyway I cannot emphasize enough how much that penis resembled a finger. Long, very vaguely segmented… it extended out from a sheath too. Weird little thing but I miss having it. Also yes I tried using it to get off in the dream. OBVIOUSLY. No I was not successful. Nice to grip anyway tho.