I dislike martin too much to ever write him (in a “I don’t wanna devote my brainpower to THAT character” way but also in a “it would be petty in cruel in a way that’s just exhausting and unpleasant to read,” which is unfortunate because my brain is utterly fascinated by the concept of “MAG 119 but Elias uses the sex he’s having with Jon to upset martin instead <3” Which has been written once I think.