I’m not a monsterfucker (in the sense that I’m not an anything-fucker) but I will say monsterfuckers make more sense to me than people who are attracted to. Like. Humans.

Like I’m sorry but in terms of looks alone we are the least interesting species on the planet and if you add fucking fantasy creatures to the mix?? Sorry but if you think a bland squishy ape is more interesting and fun to look at than, like, a dragon?? I Do Not Understand You.