Jon truly is just. Soooooo breedable. He’d be so upset and distressed throughout the whole pregnancy <3 utterly miserable <3 Suffering <3

He’d try to keep it under wraps for so long but pretty soon he’d be showing too obviously to hide it. He’d be so embarrassed. He’d get so sick and exhausted. Perfect for keeping in a plush little bed, staring mournfully out the window, dependent on his partner for soso much and hating every second of it. Pushing himself past his limits time and time again. God I need somebody to get him pregnant SO BADLY. I AM CHEWING ON THE WALLS PLEASE. I’m normal btw I’m so normal. Exceedingly normal even many have said. Guys c’mon I’m normal.