Someone else should find out about all of Jon’s fetishes against his will. I mean obviously Elias already knows (and is Into Them). But someone else should find out. Maybe Melanie stumbles across the tapes of jonelias having sex while looking for the murder evidence. Maybe somebody catches Jon masturbating in document storage in S4, or finds a tape of him murmuring while he touches himself. Maybe somebody spies on Elias fucking him, Jon’s tits bouncing with ever thrust, begging for his dad to breed him please he needs it please. And maybe they record it on their phones. Touch themselves to it. Spread rumors.

Or maybe that’s what Elias tells martin when he’s burning the statements. That his crush calls Elias “dad” in bed. Has always thought of him as a father figure. That he masturbates to the thought of Elias raping him, or of wetting himself in front of Elias, of being Elias’ beloved kept pet, his sex toy, his son, anything at all that means Elias might keep him forever. Only Elias can give him what he needs, and he’d never seek it from anyone else. He’ll always belong to Elias, who fucked him pregnant two nights ago, Jon begging for his dad’s cock.

I just. I just want Jon’s fetishes exposed without his knowledge or permission, ok?