Anyways Jon should be a monsterfucker. Fascinated and horrified at the same time. Yk. The fear is a very key part of what he finds so appealing. The wires aren’t crossed the wires are making out as we speak. Helen offers to cut him open and find out what his problem is while trailing kisses down his chest and he’s immediately soaking wet. Helen cuts someone’s throat out for hurting him and he thinks about it for months. Jon has something horrific happen to him and his horny brain goes “Huh this is a great idea actually, what if-”