If you’re going to force a set of characters in a found family into the cookie-cutter Nuclear Family Unit can you please at least make it incestuous.
Sometimes I still remember the (weirdly aggressive) post about how nobody should ship jonelias because aus where Elias raises Jon as his dad are very common. Anyway they’re wrong and not only should Elias become a father to Jon he should also impregnate him. Thank you and goodnight.