I need to be a scientist in one of those human/monster testing facilities. I need to watch human test subjects getting wrapped in webs; filled with knots; fed aphrodisiacs and stuffed round and distended with eggs or reamed by as many tentacles as will fit inside them. It would be so hot to watch behind the reinforced glass and a one-way mirror, taking lots and lots of highly detailed notes and all the while knowing how wet I am.
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