rq-described:

atayart:

obsessed w the idea of them having an evil old man brunch club

[ID: A piece of digital art showing Elias Bouchard, Simon Fairchild, and Peter Lukas sitting around a table. Elias, sitting on the left of the table, is a pale, middle-aged man with a professional haircut, brown streaked with grey. He is dressed in a vest, dress shirt, and slacks. The vest and slacks are slightly varied shades of forest green, while the shirt is white, and his socks are mustard yellow. He has a dangling earring hanging from his visible ear, and a pencil moustache. He is reading a newspaper and looking toward the other two men with mild disdain. Simon, sitting at the middle of the table, is an old white man with drastically receding grey hair and a very slim build. He is dressed in a pale blue shirt, tan pants, and a blue bowtie. He is holding one hand out toward Elias’ face and seems to be wiggling it mockingly. In his other hand, he holds a dark brown cane. His expression seems mocking as well. Peter, sitting on the right of the table, is a large older man drawn in washed-out shades. He wears a high-collared blue jacket and grey pants. His hair is entirely white, and his skin tone is a similar pale grey. He has one leg crossed over the other, and is staring listlessly downward, chin resting in one hand. Each of the three men is sitting in a spindly metal and wood chair, and have a cup of coffee in front of them. /end ID]

au where after the apocalypse jmart become tiktok famous and nothing hurts

neon–mess:

:) (aggressive)

sometimes your ex-boyfriend from uni becomes the antichrist but its whatever

mag 200 in 12 hours how we feeling

spooksier:

mag 200 in 12 hours how we feeling

ok love somehow won and lost, jonny sims your days are numbered

ive decided that not only did jon and martin get thrown in some other world but oliver banks and annabelle cane did too and now theyre all intensely awkward roommates

disasterzoo-inactive:

trying to figure out how annabelle cane looks so i put her in fancy clothes and gave her little fangs bc i think that’s neat

you know what i am actually not too sure if i like this so if i wake up in the morning in a crummy mood i might delete this lol ☝️😜

+some funky little closeups of the heads bc digital platforms never do the halftone justice

happywastedyears:

highlights from the tma themed rq quiplash stream

+bonus that made me :(

this is the mag 200 ending jonny’s too afraid to show us

apparentlyso:

hyperfixationspam:

post-finale stream highlights

Lyd doing an impression of S1 Tim: I’M THE HOT ONE

Mike playing Among Us as S3 Tim: I’m not doing my tasks. It doesn’t matter anymore.

Jane Prentiss after a body was discovered: WASN’T ME. NO HOLES

Jane: I… LIKE… FANFIC! Helen: Yeah, me too!

Alex: Jon can’t be the impostor because we would all just hear “CEASELESS WATCHER” from the other side of the ship.

Playing Among Us with all Tims and they all just complimented each other

(after Martin gets ejected) “Well, he was a fire hazard anyway.” “Why?? Was he just carrying ignition sources around??” “Yes.”

Martyn, playing as Robin from MAG100: I’m a geologist! Alex: HOW DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?

Autumn: The questions were submitted by fans but I had to edit them because no one spelled John’s name with an H. They’re very stubborn.

Alex: The J in Alexander J Newall stands for K and the K in Martin K Blackwood stands for J.

Sasha Sienna: I’m Sasha, I played Georgie Barker. Not Sasha. And not Not Sasha. But I’m Sasha. And I’m Georgie.

Jonny: Alex, didn’t we cut out the cheese domain episode? Alex: It wasn’t cut, but there was a bug where everyone who listened to it forgot about it.

Annie saying Martin has a sweater that says “twink” and the entire chat yelling at her for it

Alex: MARTYN, STOP TRYING TO MAKE ROBIN LENNOX RELEVANT!

There’s nothing Sasha loves more than… being herself.

Jonny: I almost took the “good cows” line out because I knew I’d never hear the end of it.

Alex: Hi, I’m Alex. I was Martin Blackwood. Until. Ya know.

Alex: Jon and Martin aren’t going kayaking, they’re going canoeing.

Everyone arguing about what a cannoli is

“John’s secret hobby is… compliments or regrets?” Sasha: I’m going with compliments because the regrets aren’t a secret.

Jonny: I find Tiktok alienating and alarming. (long beat of silence)

Alex: I’ve managed to avoid “big boy man” up to this point. Alisdair: Oh, we’ll fix that.

Title of Annabelle’s cancelled show: The Muppets (dead)

“THIS EPISODE OF THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES IS SPONSORED BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS”

Mike: What did Jon say Martin would contribute to their work in episode 1? Annie: THICC THIGHS

Mike: What familiar object do Daisy and Jon share recurring nightmares of? Martyn: Tim. Mike: Minus one point

Mike: What is the name of the barista that became romantically involved with Agnes Montague? Martyn: Uhhh… Bobby Bobertson.

Annie: I’m making a spinoff with love entities. Gerry said there’s only fear entities and I said fuck you.

Mike: The answer is Fuckhands McMi- I mean Michael

Frank: My gender is spider (nonbinary)

Mike: Which character was hiding that they were Jonah Magnus through the previous seasons? Frank: Tim? Annie: The shiba in the control room.

Annie: I just know that if there was a live action adaptation of Magnus, Idris Elba would play Adelard Dekker.

Nico: I’m not allowed on AO3, but they specifically told me not to search Jon ribs Marilyn Manson. (various noises of disgust from everyone) Mike: MINUS TEN POINTS

Everyone saying “mahhhhhtin” over and over

Tim Meredith being revealed as the voice of the laughs in 189

Mike: How did it feel to have the last line of the show? Frank: VINDICATIONNNNNNN

Annie: Stay tuned for my Magnus AU romcom podcast, “Fuck You Gerard Keay.”

you forgot Mike ending the stream by saying “statement ends” in a Jarchivist-esque voice and then peacing out

itstootrashcollection:

pov: you’re a tape recorder after the apocalypse ended

anglrfish:

i still feel SO weird recommending TMA to people tho like. yeah it’s 200 episodes. yeah it contains the most fucked up shit imaginable. yeah it has a metaplot but it only makes sense by episode 111 (the gerry ep). also hooo boy does it have an ending. like you have to be at a specific intersection of Gay and Enjoyer Of Fucked Up If True Stuff to endure it

angelofdumpsterfires:

Dear Listeners, it appears we have some special new arrivals in town! be sure to give a warm Night Vale welcome to The Mother of Puppets, The Ceaseless Watcher, The Crawling Rot, The Twisting Deceit, The Lightless Flame, The Falling Titan, The Hunt, I Do Not Know You, The Slaughter, Viscera, Forever Deep Below Creation, The Forever Blind, The Terrible Change, The One Alone and last but certainly not least, Terminus! Oh? It appears that the local target employees have already taken to worshipping our new residents! How very neighbourly!

clown-cars-r-us: