full monster jarchivist because jonny, you cannot just give me canon confirmation that avatars can do buckwild shit with their body and not expect me to go insane.
obsessed w the idea of them having an evil old man brunch club
[ID: A piece of digital art showing Elias Bouchard, Simon Fairchild, and Peter Lukas sitting around a table. Elias, sitting on the left of the table, is a pale, middle-aged man with a professional haircut, brown streaked with grey. He is dressed in a vest, dress shirt, and slacks. The vest and slacks are slightly varied shades of forest green, while the shirt is white, and his socks are mustard yellow. He has a dangling earring hanging from his visible ear, and a pencil moustache. He is reading a newspaper and looking toward the other two men with mild disdain. Simon, sitting at the middle of the table, is an old white man with drastically receding grey hair and a very slim build. He is dressed in a pale blue shirt, tan pants, and a blue bowtie. He is holding one hand out toward Elias’ face and seems to be wiggling it mockingly. In his other hand, he holds a dark brown cane. His expression seems mocking as well. Peter, sitting on the right of the table, is a large older man drawn in washed-out shades. He wears a high-collared blue jacket and grey pants. His hair is entirely white, and his skin tone is a similar pale grey. He has one leg crossed over the other, and is staring listlessly downward, chin resting in one hand. Each of the three men is sitting in a spindly metal and wood chair, and have a cup of coffee in front of them. /end ID]
ive decided that not only did jon and martin get thrown in some other world but oliver banks and annabelle cane did too and now theyre all intensely awkward roommates
Lyd doing an impression of S1 Tim: I’M THE HOT ONE
Mike playing Among Us as S3 Tim: I’m not doing my tasks. It doesn’t matter anymore.
Jane Prentiss after a body was discovered: WASN’T ME. NO HOLES
Jane: I… LIKE… FANFIC! Helen: Yeah, me too!
Alex: Jon can’t be the impostor because we would all just hear “CEASELESS WATCHER” from the other side of the ship.
Playing Among Us with all Tims and they all just complimented each other
(after Martin gets ejected) “Well, he was a fire hazard anyway.” “Why?? Was he just carrying ignition sources around??” “Yes.”
Martyn, playing as Robin from MAG100: I’m a geologist! Alex: HOW DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?
Autumn: The questions were submitted by fans but I had to edit them because no one spelled John’s name with an H. They’re very stubborn.
Alex: The J in Alexander J Newall stands for K and the K in Martin K Blackwood stands for J.
Sasha Sienna: I’m Sasha, I played Georgie Barker. Not Sasha. And not Not Sasha. But I’m Sasha. And I’m Georgie.
Jonny: Alex, didn’t we cut out the cheese domain episode? Alex: It wasn’t cut, but there was a bug where everyone who listened to it forgot about it.
Annie saying Martin has a sweater that says “twink” and the entire chat yelling at her for it
Alex: MARTYN, STOP TRYING TO MAKE ROBIN LENNOX RELEVANT!
There’s nothing Sasha loves more than… being herself.
Jonny: I almost took the “good cows” line out because I knew I’d never hear the end of it.
Alex: Hi, I’m Alex. I was Martin Blackwood. Until. Ya know.
Alex: Jon and Martin aren’t going kayaking, they’re going canoeing.
Everyone arguing about what a cannoli is
“John’s secret hobby is… compliments or regrets?” Sasha: I’m going with compliments because the regrets aren’t a secret.
Jonny: I find Tiktok alienating and alarming. (long beat of silence)
Alex: I’ve managed to avoid “big boy man” up to this point. Alisdair: Oh, we’ll fix that.
Title of Annabelle’s cancelled show: The Muppets (dead)
“THIS EPISODE OF THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES IS SPONSORED BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS”
Mike: What did Jon say Martin would contribute to their work in episode 1? Annie: THICC THIGHS
Mike: What familiar object do Daisy and Jon share recurring nightmares of? Martyn: Tim. Mike: Minus one point
Mike: What is the name of the barista that became romantically involved with Agnes Montague? Martyn: Uhhh… Bobby Bobertson.
Annie: I’m making a spinoff with love entities. Gerry said there’s only fear entities and I said fuck you.
Mike: The answer is Fuckhands McMi- I mean Michael
Frank: My gender is spider (nonbinary)
Mike: Which character was hiding that they were Jonah Magnus through the previous seasons? Frank: Tim? Annie: The shiba in the control room.
Annie: I just know that if there was a live action adaptation of Magnus, Idris Elba would play Adelard Dekker.
Nico: I’m not allowed on AO3, but they specifically told me not to search Jon ribs Marilyn Manson. (various noises of disgust from everyone) Mike: MINUS TEN POINTS
Everyone saying “mahhhhhtin” over and over
Tim Meredith being revealed as the voice of the laughs in 189
Mike: How did it feel to have the last line of the show? Frank: VINDICATIONNNNNNN
Annie: Stay tuned for my Magnus AU romcom podcast, “Fuck You Gerard Keay.”
you forgot Mike ending the stream by saying “statement ends” in a Jarchivist-esque voice and then peacing out
i still feel SO weird recommending TMA to people tho like. yeah it’s 200 episodes. yeah it contains the most fucked up shit imaginable. yeah it has a metaplot but it only makes sense by episode 111 (the gerry ep). also hooo boy does it have an ending. like you have to be at a specific intersection of Gay and Enjoyer Of Fucked Up If True Stuff to endure it
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wwhat if,,, somehwere else,, is 90′s halloween purgatory…
[I.D. ten images of pencil drawings. the first image is of jon and martin from the magnus archives standing in a forest. they each have an arm around the other and are looking at something off-panel with their eyebrows raised. the second image reveals what they are looking at: wirt and greg from over the garden wall. they stand in the same forest looking back, wirt holding onto greg by his tea kettle hat and greg standing with one arm on his hip and the other holding his frog. the third image is of wirt making an irritated expression and grumbling “funderburker….” while greg stares at him. the fourth image is of martin elbowing jon and winking while he says “remind you of anyone?” jon is grabbing martin’s arm with a playful expression and saying, “oh, hush you!!” the fifth image is of martin and wirt looking at each other and making gestures with their hands and above them is labeled “talking about poetry”. the sixth image shows greg and jon looking at the two, greg held in jon’s arms and asking, “what are they talking about?” while jon has a fond expression and says, “i have no idea”. in the seventh image jon is still holding greg who has placed a hand on jon’s face. he asks, “how’d you get that one?” and jon answers, “worms.” greg asks, “and that one?” and jon responds, “also worms”. in the eighth image wirt asks, “greg, what are you doing?” the ninth image is back to jon and greg, who’s hand is still on jon’s face as he replies “askin’ about how he got those scars”. the tenth and final image is of wirt looking embarrased and saying “greg!! you can’t just ask people that!!” end I.D.]