March 2024

this is the gayest scene in tma and i meant that in the strictest definition possible. this is just two gay guys queening out at each other, 10/10 no notes

enough episodes of protocol are out, let’s stop wasting our time and get to the REAL questions

who is worse in an escape room?

OIAR gang

team archives

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ouroborosils:

Isle of Skye

spooksier:

spooksier:

enough episodes of protocol are out, let’s stop wasting our time and get to the REAL questions

who is worse in an escape room?

OIAR gang

team archives

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some ground rules to spice it up

“team archives” consists of all those bastards (jon, martin, tim, sasha, melanie, daisy, basira) and let’s just agree theyre at like…s3 era characterization (s1 for sasha obvi) IT ALSO INCLUDES ELIAS ! (and vice versa, the oiar gang includes lena)

there’s no eldritch power bullshit, this is for the pure sport of finding out which of them would do worse if put into an escape room as a corporate team building exercise im putting the psychic powers on a shelf

they die in that escape room btw 👍

wolfythewitch:

the vast

godsspecialestlittleguyskirmish:

god’s specialest little guy: semifinals

Jonathan Sims [god: The Ceaseless Watcher] (The Magnus Archives)

Kirby [god: Kirby] (Kirby)

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wolfythewitch:

And at last, the Archivist looks up.

laughable-umbrella:

LETS PLEASE NOT FORGET THAT MELANIE’S ACTUAL PLAN WAS TO KILL ELIAS THEN GO OUT FOR DRINKS WITH BASIRA AND MARTIN DIRECTLY AFTER

eridan-ampora:

i love it when characters are codependent. i love it when losing someone feels like losing a limb. i love it when two people “complete” each other so wholly and terribly that one can barely function without the other. i love it when the fear of losing the only person who understands them is so all-consuming they’ll destroy anything to stay together, including themselves.

hypnogogyc:

Oliver, Graham, and a little too much to drink

your art is. SO COOL. that is all i bid you jon sims dreams gn

heeha-must-die:

thank you. archivist be upon ye my friend

spooksier:

can everybody be quiet im working on my tma au where everything’s the same except theyre american now

theyre drinking big beverage and eating burger now….

spooksier:

spooksier:

can everybody be quiet im working on my tma au where everything’s the same except theyre american now

theyre drinking big beverage and eating burger now….

this au is rapidly leaving joke territory, good luck with that 6 month coma jon i know your ass doesnt have health insurance

basira from deerborn area is so important i never thought i’d see such a good michigan callout (especially from my home area) i’m so glad there’s people in our state with huge brains

im from michigan she belongs there bc (1) largest population of arab folks outside of the middle east (2) nobody in dearborn has ever taken anybody’s shit (they literally told joe biden to his face that he wasnt allowed in the city like a month ago. based.) (3) she deserves it

im glad everybody is seeing the comedy inherent in my american tma au and how many goddamn roadtrips those patriots would have to take. america is huge guys, i take your 3 hour roadtrip to great yarmouth and raise you this

they’d kill each other in that car

mindlessmedic:

Daisy and Jon are best friends, to me

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cosmicanger:

annabelle–cane:

I have no idea who said this or when, but I remember someone in the last like year or so asking when the first time jon used his compulsion powers was, and I am now 100% convinced it was in mag 61 with daisy:

Text reading, "Archivist: Right. Thank you. Um… are you quite all right? / Daisy: [angry] No. I never told that story to anyone except my old sergeant. / Archivist: I’m… not sure, I, er, uh – / Daisy: I should go. / Archivist: Yes, of course, I’ll see you out. Uh, there is one other thing – I’ve been meaning to ask Basira, but you might know better – / Daisy: I’m done. / Archivist: Oh – yes, it’s just, j– [quickly] do you know anything about vampires? / Daisy: Yeah."ALT

she was clearly averse to talking any more, but once he started asking direct questions she gave long, complete answers. there was no static with it, but I think I might put that down to not being very far along in the archivist becoming process, you need to have read statements for x number of hours before you’re inhuman enough that technology reacts weirdly to you.

chloejenkinsillustration:

Painted this while binging the magnus archives. I rarely do fanart, but this was very fun! I also highly recommend the magnus archives! It’s a horror podcast, cosmic horror specifically. It features short stories each episode with and overarching plot that is slowly revealed over time. It’s very well written!

wolfythewitch:

Georgie Barker

counttwinkula:

counttwinkula:

hey did you know that uhh

  • i. the monster’s body is a cultural body
  • ii. the monster always escapes
  • iii. the monster is the harbinger of category crisis
  • iv. the monster dwells at the gates of difference
  • v. the monster polices the borders of the possible
  • vi. fear of the monster is really a kind of desire
  • vii. the monster stands at the threshold… of becoming

oh shit i didn’t expect this to actually get notes lmao

these are all direct quotes from jeffrey jerome cohen’s “monster culture (seven theses)” (full pdf linked)
i highly encourage you to read it yourself!

that said, while i think cohen’s writing is evocative, it can be a little dense, so while i’m here, here’s my capsule summary (you can also hear me talk about this in the first episode of my podcast) (listen to @ghostswerepeopletoo)