post-finale stream highlights
Lyd doing an impression of S1 Tim: I’M THE HOT ONE
Mike playing Among Us as S3 Tim: I’m not doing my tasks. It doesn’t matter anymore.
Jane Prentiss after a body was discovered: WASN’T ME. NO HOLES
Jane: I… LIKE… FANFIC! Helen: Yeah, me too!
Alex: Jon can’t be the impostor because we would all just hear “CEASELESS WATCHER” from the other side of the ship.
Playing Among Us with all Tims and they all just complimented each other
(after Martin gets ejected) “Well, he was a fire hazard anyway.” “Why?? Was he just carrying ignition sources around??” “Yes.”
Martyn, playing as Robin from MAG100: I’m a geologist! Alex: HOW DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?
Autumn: The questions were submitted by fans but I had to edit them because no one spelled John’s name with an H. They’re very stubborn.
Alex: The J in Alexander J Newall stands for K and the K in Martin K Blackwood stands for J.
Sasha Sienna: I’m Sasha, I played Georgie Barker. Not Sasha. And not Not Sasha. But I’m Sasha. And I’m Georgie.
Jonny: Alex, didn’t we cut out the cheese domain episode? Alex: It wasn’t cut, but there was a bug where everyone who listened to it forgot about it.
Annie saying Martin has a sweater that says “twink” and the entire chat yelling at her for it
Alex: MARTYN, STOP TRYING TO MAKE ROBIN LENNOX RELEVANT!
There’s nothing Sasha loves more than… being herself.
Jonny: I almost took the “good cows” line out because I knew I’d never hear the end of it.
Alex: Hi, I’m Alex. I was Martin Blackwood. Until. Ya know.
Alex: Jon and Martin aren’t going kayaking, they’re going canoeing.
Everyone arguing about what a cannoli is
“John’s secret hobby is… compliments or regrets?” Sasha: I’m going with compliments because the regrets aren’t a secret.
Jonny: I find Tiktok alienating and alarming. (long beat of silence)
Alex: I’ve managed to avoid “big boy man” up to this point. Alisdair: Oh, we’ll fix that.
Title of Annabelle’s cancelled show: The Muppets (dead)
“THIS EPISODE OF THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES IS SPONSORED BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS”
Mike: What did Jon say Martin would contribute to their work in episode 1? Annie: THICC THIGHS
Mike: What familiar object do Daisy and Jon share recurring nightmares of? Martyn: Tim. Mike: Minus one point
Mike: What is the name of the barista that became romantically involved with Agnes Montague? Martyn: Uhhh… Bobby Bobertson.
Annie: I’m making a spinoff with love entities. Gerry said there’s only fear entities and I said fuck you.
Mike: The answer is Fuckhands McMi- I mean Michael
Frank: My gender is spider (nonbinary)
Mike: Which character was hiding that they were Jonah Magnus through the previous seasons? Frank: Tim? Annie: The shiba in the control room.
Annie: I just know that if there was a live action adaptation of Magnus, Idris Elba would play Adelard Dekker.
Nico: I’m not allowed on AO3, but they specifically told me not to search Jon ribs Marilyn Manson. (various noises of disgust from everyone) Mike: MINUS TEN POINTS
Everyone saying “mahhhhhtin” over and over
Tim Meredith being revealed as the voice of the laughs in 189
Mike: How did it feel to have the last line of the show? Frank: VINDICATIONNNNNNN
Annie: Stay tuned for my Magnus AU romcom podcast, “Fuck You Gerard Keay.”
you forgot Mike ending the stream by saying “statement ends” in a Jarchivist-esque voice and then peacing out