I am getting brainworms from your latest comic and imagining an au where Sam and Jon met when they were young and also dated (they'll make each other so much worse, they'll both encourage each other's bullshit and the series would have ended in season 1 cause Jon managed to get all the marks because he and Sam won't stop getting into bullshit)

jon and sam dating (😰) would just be them doing this to each other back and forth until one of them dies