I am on a mission for @anotheraccountonthisapp but unfortunately Terminal Velocity is literally the most fire ship name on earth and the absolute best I got for Jonelias is goddamn “FourEyes” which is also the most stupid shit I’ve ever written down 😭 EyeWatch?? EyeWait?? EyeListen?? Jonelias is just so concise but also has no sauce. EyeTrauma??

(Cursed thought that made me burst into laughter “EyeEyeCaptain” Jon Elias Peter, most fucked up wretched thruple from hell)

Someone, anyone, help me out with this