I know it’s probably just basic spooky stuff but after learning that it was the web not the eye making the tape players record…
Did anybody else just picture a little squad of spiders whose job is to wait until something is about to go down and then frantically trying to push the record button?
Like
-SHIT - Greg, the Archivist is coming into Martin’s office press it press it!
-I’M TRYING LARRY I ONLY WEIGH AN EIGHTH OF A GRAM
(Sniff) Not even livestock, like they just live out in the open and cuddle and become a sort of tourist trap-
“Those two gay highland cows out in the hills there”, there are mugs and shirts and the “ginger one” comes up and drinks tea from a cup if you have it, but the “dark one” kind of stares a little too hard like he knows your secrets so he’s not as popular except when he keeps nuzzling the ginger one and GOD JOHNNY just tell me they’re happy somewhere PLEASE 😭
Martin “wants kids but nervous about being a good dad due to his own shitty dad” Blackwood 🤝 Jonathan “never really thought about it but has an uncanny skill with children” Sims
Oh they would ROCK it - Martin is so good at caretaking and John would probably love to teach the kid anything and everything they were curious about.
👁👁👁👁 “CEASELESS WATCHER, SEE THIS CRAWLING THING. MAKE IT settle down and go the hell to sleep, please”
