(Sniff) Not even livestock, like they just live out in the open and cuddle and become a sort of tourist trap-
“Those two gay highland cows out in the hills there”, there are mugs and shirts and the “ginger one” comes up and drinks tea from a cup if you have it, but the “dark one” kind of stares a little too hard like he knows your secrets so he’s not as popular except when he keeps nuzzling the ginger one and GOD JOHNNY just tell me they’re happy somewhere PLEASE 😭
