2022-12-01 2:48:25 ¶ ●

## Happy December! Here’s what advent calendars I think the characters in TMA would have!

Jon: Socks, probably. Maybe ties? Something that would be advertised as “top advent calendar to get your grumpy husband 😜”. Martin bought it for him.

Martin: Teabags. I don’t think I need to elaborate.

Sasha: Something really elegant and cool like second hand books or handmade jewellery. She probably saw it on etsy and told Tim about it and he bought it for her.

Tim: One of the shitty aldi own brand ones…. Sasha bought it for him as a joke. (he was even happier with it than sasha was with what he got her.)

Melanie: Some kinda murder mystery one where you get a piece of evidence each day and you have to solve it before the 24th (if this isn’t already a thing it should be)

Basira: A coffee one with different flavours every day. Daisy got it for her.

Daisy: Same as Basira. They both got eachother the same one and they open it together each morning and discuss the flavours…

Elias: He has an original victorian paper one that he’s always used. He lets out a little chuckle every time he opens the pictures. Even though he knows exactly what each of them is.

2022-12-08 0:39:26 ¶ ●

The answer of any tory politician when you ask them what their favourite episode of The Magnus Archives is:

2022-12-15 3:21:41 ¶ ●

The variety in TMA is so wonderful because it means that there’s an episode for every flavour of mental breakdown!

2022-12-16 4:37:04 ¶ ●

I love artists that make TMA fanart because they’ll post the most exquisitely terrifying detailed full page piece of an eldritch horror captioned “he’s just a little guy 🥺” and then will turn around and post a chibi sketch captioned “I thought I’d have to stop listening after he brutally murdered that man, but I think the horror of it all just kept me enthralled.”

And both pieces are of the same character.

2022-12-27 2:21:10 ¶ ●

What’s the point in having an object of great power if it can’t bring festive joy?

2022-12-28 1:40:05 ¶ ●

Every “flaw” in the magnus archives is actually a really clever plot device. Just incase you didn’t know.

2022-12-31 5:13:07 ¶ ●

I love blogging about tma as a Londoner because the majority of the fandom don’t live here so I could say the most insane bullshit ever and it’d be really hard to disprove…

Anyways Breekon and Hope delivered my amazon package today how fucked up is that?