2022-08-14 0:24:52 ¶ ●

Everyone’s attracted to me because of my sexy English accent and my ungodly otherworldly powers.

2022-08-22 14:10:07 ¶ ●

Of all the toils and troubles that Martin had to suffer I’m so glad he never had to go through sitting opposite a cute dog on a crowded rush hour underground train. I’m not sure he would’ve ever been able to recover from that.

2022-08-22 16:16:39 ¶ ●

“I wish I could talk it through with Martin. Or Tim. Or Sasha. But we never really did that, did we?”

2022-08-24 0:50:52 ¶ ●

Uhh no I’m not really into music anymore. I prefer to have a depressed academic whisper horrors into my ear, thanks.

2022-08-25 14:34:50 ¶ ●

I know that your Leitner book caused irreparable damage and countless deaths, but mine is different! it would never do that, it’s changed!

2022-08-26 5:53:51 ¶ ●

How are you even supposed to fill out a return to work form after all that?