2022-09-08 2:18:11 ¶ ●

The real reason Jon was so easily kidnapped by Breekon and Hope is because he broke the sacred London code. Everyone knows you don’t stop for people talking to you on the street. Jon knew he was being stalked, and yet he still confirmed his identity and stopped for a chat! He was practically begging to be kidnapped!

2022-09-13 2:26:36 ¶ ●

The realest queer representation in The Magnus Archives is Jon and Martin going to live in a cabin in the countryside together immediately after becoming official.

2022-09-20 0:26:30 ¶ ●

## Okay, so I’m a fan of TMA as much as anyone else, but there’s something about it that’s not discussed often enough, and needs to be addressed:

Hello, John.

Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.

I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen.

Now, shall we turn the page and try again?