February 2023

Which Archive worker do you most relate to?

Jon

Martin

Sasha

Tim

Elias

Basira

Daisy

Melanie

Gertrude

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I like to think that outside of the archives Elias was known only as the silly, overenthusiastic, eccentric boss who enjoys paperwork way too much. Realistically he was equally feared by everyone but it makes the idea of Tim trying to expose the whole plot a lot funnier.

“Elias is evil and hes masterminding a terrible plan and if we don’t stop him we’ll all end up dead!”

“Elias….? Like, Elias Bouchard? The guy who religiously does his paperwork on the same day every week… The guy who once sat me down to ask if that weird plant in the hall was freaking me out?”

Completely irrelevant, incredibly specific headcanons I have for certain TMA characters

Rosie: Uses margarine instead of butter.

Daisy: Doesn’t turn the volume up in multiples of 5.

Martin: Hates that seam inside the toes of socks that kinda digs in sometimes.

Melanie: Always has a bottle or can of fizzy drink around.

Jon: Has a thing about the quality of paper.

Elias: Rhythmically taps the tip of his toe on the ground whilst waiting.

Basira: Likes notebooks.

Georgie: Has pink headphones.

Sasha: Always wears boots that click on the floor.

Tim: Ties his shoelaces weirdly.