August 2022

Everyone’s attracted to me because of my sexy English accent and my ungodly otherworldly powers.

Of all the toils and troubles that Martin had to suffer I’m so glad he never had to go through sitting opposite a cute dog on a crowded rush hour underground train. I’m not sure he would’ve ever been able to recover from that.

“I wish I could talk it through with Martin. Or Tim. Or Sasha. But we never really did that, did we?”

Uhh no I’m not really into music anymore. I prefer to have a depressed academic whisper horrors into my ear, thanks.

I know that your Leitner book caused irreparable damage and countless deaths, but mine is different! it would never do that, it’s changed!

How are you even supposed to fill out a return to work form after all that?