August 2022

Everyone’s attracted to me because of my sexy English accent and my ungodly otherworldly powers.

What if Jon had a Snapchat when he was staying with Georgie?

Of all the toils and troubles that Martin had to suffer I’m so glad he never had to go through sitting opposite a cute dog on a crowded rush hour underground train. I’m not sure he would’ve ever been able to recover from that.

“I wish I could talk it through with Martin. Or Tim. Or Sasha. But we never really did that, did we?”

Uhh no I’m not really into music anymore. I prefer to have a depressed academic whisper horrors into my ear, thanks.

I know that your Leitner book caused irreparable damage and countless deaths, but mine is different! it would never do that, it’s changed!

How are you even supposed to fill out a return to work form after all that?