2025-09-09 11:44:16 ¶ ● ⬈

the-final-sif:

> Hornet silksong is one of the single funniest protagonist ever. In no small part because she isn’t a silent protagonist at all. She’s in a nightmare apocalypse, but she was born and raised in one of those. She’s live most her life in a graveyard. This nightmare apocalypse is way nicer than the one she came from. She got kidnapped, seriously weakened/injured, and is in poor health. She decides “well if they kidnapped me I guess it’s important and I should check it out”. She tells people a zombie apocalypse is happening as one might comment on the weather. This is very normal for her. Her idea of regaining her strength is throwing herself at dangerous situations until she’s better. She has never heard of “taking a nap” in her life. She is so willing to run errands for other people, but do not imply she is a good person, this is a “tactical advantage”.

she’s also so greedy and I love that for her (for me) “hey do this thing for me” “nuh uh” “but there’s an…unspecified reward if you doooo…” “okay I’m listening.”