September 2025

ambition is a disease on the humanoid kind, the downfall of most people usually has the root cause of ambition. Elias bouchard? He was just, too ambitious. Tim? Too ambitious. Jon? Too ambitious. And I can here you (the void) saying, “but how was Jon or Tim or blah-blah-blah ambitious?” well: Tim, on a revenge fueled path began his journey of ambition, learning dying in the sakes of it. Because ambition means a lot of things, and for him it was a goal, a dream. Jon had always been ambitious, but his ambition was in wanting to save the others, a noble and worthless thing in the end but ambition is hard to ignore. Elias, is, obvious…in my opinion. But I think without ambition, humans are honestly quite worthless, but with ambition, we’re doomed to fail. Showcased well in Tma (I’m just going crazy.)

S1 jon sims walks in a bar, sees an evil freak monster made of not human and goes “well I don’t believe in that shit” and exits

s4 jon sims walks in a bar with three lesbians flanking him, two of them glaring at him like he’s the devil and he goes up to the evil freak monster and orders a whiskey

thinking about that one time I was listening to TMAGP and they kept fucking saying bulbous (least favourite word) so I started thinking of pregnancy making someone bloated and bulbous and then it spiraled into (”what if the corruption spread by pregnancy and they burrow under your skin and fester and lay and you grow and your bones and meat feel heavier with the weight of the child you carry and while your eyes and fat sag your youth feeds and Explodes out, feeding on you and going to impregnate a new mother”) and I literally fucking called that one episode actually.

guys can we just imagine all of tma s4 and s5 but with jonmartim. like things would be so much cooler…like no offence but I think the apocalypse would really put things into perspective for Tim, I think in Mag 195 - 200 Tim would’ve been able to be kept on Jon-Watch, I want this fanfic to exist. and they can all kiss. As a treat.