23/02/2020 20:40:21 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

helen-richardson:

> ionizedyeast:

> > helen-richardson:

> > > helen-richardson:

> > > > transjjester:

> > > > > iamalivenow:

> > > > > > helen-richardson:

> > > > > > > iamalivenow:

> > > > > > > > helen-richardson:

> > > > > > > > > helen-richardson:

> > > > > > > > > > jon keeping michael around to open packages for him so he doesn’t need to get scissors

> > > > > > > > > using michael’s horrible sharp fingers as letter openers

> > > > > > > > can opener

> > > > > > > YES! make michael chop vegetables too while you’re at it

> > > > > > get yourself a boyfriend who is also a blender

> > > > > Michael, wiping adhesive residue from his fingers: am i just a sharp edge to you :-(

> > > > jon eating healthy for once in his life because he can now absentmindedly pass michael a pile of fruit and a cup and get a hand mixed smoothie back in seconds

> > > you can’t quit from the magnus institute and so michael is technically still an archival assistant and therefore he has to make the archivist smoothies 😔

> > They open a Jamba Juice in the breakroom where Michael is the only employee.

> no one besides jon even WANTS the weird thoroughly fingered smoothie. michael is there anyway!