jon keeping michael around to open packages for him so he doesn’t need to get scissors
using michael’s horrible sharp fingers as letter openers
can opener
YES! make michael chop vegetables too while you’re at it
get yourself a boyfriend who is also a blender
Michael, wiping adhesive residue from his fingers: am i just a sharp edge to you :-(
jon eating healthy for once in his life because he can now absentmindedly pass michael a pile of fruit and a cup and get a hand mixed smoothie back in seconds
you can’t quit from the magnus institute and so michael is technically still an archival assistant and therefore he has to make the archivist smoothies 😔
They open a Jamba Juice in the breakroom where Michael is the only employee.
no one besides jon even WANTS the weird thoroughly fingered smoothie. michael is there anyway!