thegenderal:

Nikola, holding up two different things of moisturizer: this is CUTICLE cream! It goes on your CUTICLES and ONLY on your cuticles. This is FACE cream! It goes on your FACE and ONLY on your face! I know you’ve never USED these so i’m TEACHING you! You are SUCH a good STUDENT, Archivist, and now your hands won’t CRACK in the WINTER anymore! Wont that be NICE? Haha, not that you’ll need to DEAL with silly things like WINTER for much longer!

jon, tied to the chair and gagged, looking like a sad wet rat: