jordan: [smoking a cigarette] fucked up how “exterminator” is now, like, my shitty avatar title when i just started working in pest control bc it paid better than any job i could get with an art history degree
jon: you have a fucking art history degree?
jordan: [breathes out an ENORMOUS cloud of smoke. several ants crawl out of his mouth while he does so. he doesnt notice] i’m not proud of it
jon: i mean if it makes you feel any better i was like, so disgustingly unqualified for my archiving job
jordan: it doesn’t. get out of my tunnels