2024-08-26 22:09:28 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

checkadii:

> annabelle–cane:

> > [ring] [ring] [ring] Mum? you there? yeah, it’s me. well it’s bad news, I’m afraid. magnus sent him into the unknowing. yeah, like we thought. no, yeah, fully blown up. his body’s in tact, but he’s not getting up again, I think this thread’s dead. good thing magnus was working on that backu–what? well, no, he’s not brain dead, but his heart’s not beating. I’d imagine they tried defibrillation already. Mum, I don’t know how else to say this. he’s dead, we need to drop this. well yeah, one of Terminus’s children probably could, but his ex isn’t strong enough with it. hang on, what? no, Mum, he’s dead as well. middle of the fucking pacific ocean. satellite or something fell on him, he’s drowned at the very least. no I can’t “pull him out.” excuse me, you want me to–a row boat and a fishing pole?

> Sopping wet cat

> Wrote mom instead of mum but euahdh I’ve been giggling uncontrollably at this please

> AND THIS IM GOIGN TO WAKE MT GRANDMA UP GOD UAHSH HE GOT BETTER????