2025-03-29 22:10:58 ¶ ● ⬈

annabelle–cane:

> martin would get severed, not because he’s into the idea, but because he super needs the job and will acquiesce to about anything at this point. jon wouldn’t intend to get severed, but he’d be working somewhere at lumon and get promoted to head a different department that requires severance and he’d think “yep :) I’m fine with this :) there’s definitely nothing wrong with this situation that I’m stuffing into my subconscious and it tooootally won’t show up in my behavior the second I’m set to factory reset.” melanie genuinely thinks to herself “being severed will probably be fine, it’s just kinda weird” then comes up the elevator one day with fewer eyes than she went down with. georgie hears the word “lumon” and begins hissing like a cat and chanting death curses.