March 2024

polycoriad:

the other thing about elias is that he is like a tumblrina to me essentially. like he saw a wet mean little man he liked and he said oh he’s perfect i’m going to put him in a jar and shake him around i’m going to put him in so many hideous situations. like any time you want to put a man in the microwave it was then that elias bouchard carried you. but unlike tumblr bloggers he managed to leverage this for career advancement slash becoming king of the fucking world which no one here has ever accomplished. you know they say if you do what you love you never work a day in your life.

kiataika:

The Archivist

[Image description: art of Jonathan Sims with his hands pressed to his face, looking stressed. He has a cloud of yellow-green, bioluminescent eyes around his head. End image description]

cipheramnesia:

valtsv:

valtsv:

every so often i just think about how good it was that the most foolproof one-size-fits-all solution for dealing with basically any horrifyingly evil supernatural monster of the week in the magnus archives was just. burying them in concrete. like yeah i can believe that a few tons of grey brutalist slop would stop the wolfman or pretty much anything in its tracks to be honest. they use that shit on nuclear waste. do you honestly think you’re stronger than a nuke? a fucking nuke?

"I know everyone's like "the only way to kill Dracula is with a stake through the heart" but in modern times I think we should at least try hitting him with several tones of cement" (edited tweet originally posted by 'TOM @tomwalkerisgood'.ALT

Canonically this would not work on Cenobites.

elias-rights:

To Me, The Magnus Archives is about how people love to feel power over each other as a way to emulate safety—and how we grapple with fear and victimhood in various horrible ways.

elias-rights:

To me, what makes the Stranger scary and what differentiates it from the Spiral (inasmuch as any entity can be fully distinct from another) is that its manifestations (1) are purposefully pretending to be something they’re not and (2) they know that you know this. Like, there is something viscerally threatening about that specific situation.

streetlight-halo-deactivated202:

been thinking a lot about ms. montague recently

valtsv:

valtsv:

“it’s just a prank bro” results in 11 dead, 7 injured, and one man haunted by guilt and the consequences of his actions

[ID: a tag that says “average tma statement.” End ID]

bananonbinary:

bananonbinary:

guillermo/martin swap is so funny to think about with the massive tone differences like

basira: jon hunted someone. hurt them.

guillermo: oh shit was i supposed to help him with that

jon: if you work here you’ll become bound to and dependent on a cosmic entity of pure fear

guillermo: hell yeah

jon: no wait that was supposed to be bad news

The Lives and Deaths of Gertrude’s Assistants

jareths-whispering-puppets:

Gertrude’s Assistants

Fiona Law

Eric Delano

Emma Hardy

Michael Shelley

Sarah Carpenter

https://the-magnus-archives.fandom.com/wiki/The_Distortion#History

https://the-magnus-archives.fandom.com/wiki/MAG_167:_Curiosity