this is very shrimple. the web and the eye are in an unhappy but stable marriage where the eye thinks it’s the head honcho breadwinner of the family and has really let that self image go to its head but the web has that employment-childcare-household admin triple burden thing going on and is fully aware that if it took three days off of all its responsibilities then the entire family would come crashing down and has also let that go to its head, and it’s just waiting until their child comes of age and moves out so it can finally fucking divorce the eye and thrive on its own. their child is a beautiful baby girl named jonathan sims and his parents are giving him every trauma ever.
ALT