[ID: a drawing of jonathan sims and martin blackwood embracing each other, both of them have their faces turned to you and wear disgruntled expressions on their face. the color palette of the drawing is brown, orange and yellow only. martin is a light skinned tall fat man with curly blond hair and square glasses, his face and jacket are covered in blood. jon is a dark skinned person with short black and white hair. he has a thick beard and worm scars cover his face. his eyes are piercing and above him is a speech bubble that says “can we not have a moment?” end ID]
who tryna be the depressed professor lookin new boss of mine who ill spend four years pining for and get to date for like three weeks before the world ends? hmu serious enquiries only
ah it’s time to play the ‘try to guess what the hell happened on tma this time based on whatever your mutuals are reblogging’ game
Hey OP can you tell us everything you know about tma that you’ve learned from your mutuals
ah shit uhhh
okay so the thing my mutuals talk about the most is jon and martin so I’m guessing they were(are?) a couple
there was this tim(??) person but ppl don’t talk about them anymore and im 60% sure they died
violins play whenever bad stuff happens, entities are a thing(????), there’s someone named melanie, and I don’t know who michael is but every artwork i’ve seen abt them is tagged as eye strain
look i know theres no way tma and good omens can exist in the same universe but hear me out martin visits aziraphales bookshop while trying to find a book for researching a statement or sumn and aziraphale refuses to sell him a book but he can sense sadness rolling off this guy in waves so he sits him down and makes him tea and martin finds himself spilling all his worries abt his job and his crush and no one ever makes Him tea and oh gosh he just told a stranger that he lied on his cv but aziraphale just listens and nods and pats his hand sympathetically and ends up giving him the book he needed after all (very reluctantly) and martin leaves feeling confused but content and full of tea and just a little bit less lonely than when he’d gone in. thank you for coming to my ted talk
I’ve already done this for an episode, but this was incredible
[ID: Photo of a women overwhelmed at too many pancakes offered with the phrases “Annabelle,” “Jon being excited all episode,” “This is an adorable look on you,” “It’s just nice to see you like this,” “Lead on, Scooby, lets go solve a mystery oOo,” and “sexy graveyard statement” on each plate. End ID]
[ID: 4 drawings of jon and martin from the magnus archives that are all colored neon yellow with dark green outlines. martin is tall and fat white man, has curly, floppy hair, a bit of facial hair and wears square glasses and a jacket. jon is a small and thin south asian person with close cropped dark hair, a beard and multiple circular scars on his face. hes wearing a jacket, scarf and fingerless gloves. both of them are carrying backpacks while theyre walking.
the upper left one shows jon sitting between martins legs making a mocking face and raising his hands saying “i spy with my little eye…LITERALLY EVERYTHING” via a speech bubble above his head. martin looks very amused and very in love. the upper right one shows jon and martin walking, martin saying “just so you know this is an adorable look for you” and jon answering “yes yes yes yes yes” (both via speech bubble above their heads.) martin has a slightly teasing expression on his face while jon is blushing and smiling slightly. the lower left shows them holding hands. jon looks excited while martin looks super sappy while hes saying “its just nice to see you like this” via speech bubble to his left. the lower right shows both of them leaning against each other and sleeping. theres squiggly lines around them, implying that theyre both stinky and jon is drooling a little bit. end ID]