Doors

Therapist: so how are you feeling today?

Other person: like a concept.

Therapist: a… concept?

Other person: yes, and I dare you to attempt to perceive me,

Therapist: oh. OH. OH MY GOD. WHY WHY ARE YOU JUST A HORD OF DOORS? WHAT ARE YOU-

Door: now dear therapist, do you even know what a door is? Some food for thought.