March 2022

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hawkfurze:

Day 5 for @tmaappreciationweek and I went with “What If” Daisy didn’t Kill Mike for this one, specifically going back to a comment I made on one of the updates for Not Quite Somewhere Else where I said I think Jon would have killed Mike during his short avatar murder spree in Season 5 considering he killed Jared for something he asked Jared to do I don’t think it’s unlikely Jon would have forgotten about the time Mike threw him thousands of feet into the air.
I think Mike’s domain would have been filled with pylons cause I like Pylons and it fits his vibe to me.

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artificialdaydreamer:

The Sharkivist is In

For day five of @tmaappreciationweek, “what if” Jon has one of those plush blåhaj sharks from ikea

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The shark was sitting in his desk chair when Jon opened his office door. Actually sitting in it, with a “hello my name is” sticker stuck to it with “Jonathan Swims, Head Sharkivist” written on it in black marker. At first, Jon was annoyed, he had no idea where to put the shark as his office was already too crowded with filing cabinets and boxes of miscellaneous statements. Then a small, petty voice inside him whispered that he should just… go along with whatever scheme that the others had hatched. So Jon turned around and walked out of his office, sat down at one of the unoccupied desks, and pulled out a book from his bag.

There was a collective muttering from his assistants and Jon did his best to hide his smile. Tim was the first to speak up, his expression cheerful but there was a definite glint to his eyes. “What’re you doing out here, boss?”

Jon continued to read for a few seconds- for dramatic effect of course- before glancing up at Tim. “Oh, sorry. Were you talking to me?”

“Yeah,” to Jon’s delight the assistants seemed confused. “Why aren’t you in your office?”

“It would appear,” it was getting harder to keep from smiling. “I’ve been demoted. Someone else was in my office, and he seems to be doing a rather good job, so…” With a shrug, Jon returned to the book. “I guess I’ll wait to see what he wants me to do.”

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j0llyb3rnzy:

Day 5 of @tmaappreciationweek , What If…

What if Annabelle had been chosen to be the Archivist and Jon had been the Web avatar?👁🔄🕸

💖Reblogs would be greatly appreciated💖

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lycanlovingvampyre:

Happy stabby one year anniversary! But now it’s time for a different stabby for Day 5 of @tmaappreciationweek : What if? from Season Four! What if Martin stabbed Jonah’s body in MAG 158 and took his place in the Panopticon? We know from MAG 200 that Jon became part of it after he took Jonah’s place, so I think it would probably not have been too kind on Martin either.