March 2025

entities-of-posts:

newmoonwastaken:

cartoonscientist:

paperandpencilsandskips:

oswednesday:

oswednesday:

oswednesday:

youre invited to a baby shower and the banner reads “its a worms”

the gender reveal cake its cut and its worms

youre being encouraged to take a swing at a pinata which is baby shaped with the bat which is penis shaped this whole thing seems really poorly thought out but the haha go on go ons are getting to you so you take a swing and–yes its worms!!!!

What a beautiful world

twenty-one years later you have finally cleaned most of the worms from the piñata out of your car and body. you are past the time in your life of going to baby showers and are now a wizened and haunted bartender because of life. a beautiful person in a latex catsuit and dark trenchcoat sits down at the bar and asks if you remember meeting their parents. they pull down their n95 mask and big sunglasses and oh my god it’s worms

@entities-of-posts the corruption?

Seconded