2020-09-23 19:24:59 ¶ ●

## UNFILED SUNDRY:

SUBJECT: GERRY KEAY’S TATTOOS

Why is it that only one person in the history of this podcast has drawn attention to Gerry Keay’s tattoos? Everyone’s falling over themselves to comment on his bad dye job, but literal eyes tattooed unto every joint on his body? Nah. Not worth mentioning.

Are they invisible most of the time?

Does said invisibility only work when he’s conscious (and not laid out in a hospital bed after a tête-à-tête with Diego Molina?).
Is his dye job just that bad?

I have so many questions.