2025-03-07 5:57:25 ¶ ●

Dumb Ways to Die (Archivist Edition)SPOILERS Seriously. Do Not Listen to Before MAG 200 - “Last Words”

(departure from my usual content, apologies for the self-indulgence)

SPOILERS FOR THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES - SEASON FINALE
Lyrics under the cut:

Find a Leitner when you’re eight
Take a job at a spooky place
Start smoking again way too late
Run back toward the worms to grab a tape
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Spun by the eye-eye-eye
So many dumb ways to die
Wander tunnels after dark
Chop a fractal table into parts
Let yourself be framed
Shake the hand of an angry living flame
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Spun by the eye-eye-eye
So many dumb ways to die
Don’t let Michael Crew be polite
Find yourself facing Daisy’s knife
Get skincare advice from a plastic face
Decide Distortion is a good escape
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Spun by the eye-eye-eye
So many dumb ways to die
Steal a ghost from the hunter’s den
Bring a bunch of C4 to The Stranger’s dance
Let a man dig in your chest
You know, who said you need all your ribs?
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Spun by the eye-eye-eye-eye
So many dumb ways to die
Walk into a coffin to save someone
Look into the heart of a blackened sun
Gouge out your eyes in a half-baked flight plan
Step into the Lonely cuz it’s taken your man
And when it all comes down the that last ending
At Martin’s hand, it’s quite possibly
The roughest way to die
The roughest way die
Roughest way to die-ie-ie-ie
So many dumb-
So many dumb ways to die
Be safe around webs. A message from the Archives.