2024-04-15 0:54:48 ¶ ● ⬈

vampantheon:

> when your boss rejects you. call that elias discard.

> when he’s the captain of a sci-fi ship. elias picard

> when he starts singing at the tavern that’s elias the bard

> when there’s gunfire at the workplace on christmas day that’s elias diehard

when he wields a sword up at you. elias en garde

when he’s meeting peter lukas. at the elias shipyard

he’s mad you clocked in late using the elias timecard

and he has to wear glasses cuz he’s elias binoclard