April 2024

if i play this tmagp update and it’s an april fool’s joke there will be blood on my hands

vampantheon:

if i play this tmagp update and it’s an april fool’s joke there will be blood on my hands

okay i can’t even be mad. the song fucks

vampantheon:

make your statement

vampantheon:

vampantheon:

if i play this tmagp update and it’s an april fool’s joke there will be blood on my hands

okay i can’t even be mad. the song fucks

MR BONZO’S ON HIS WAY HE WANTS TO STAY HE WANTS TO PLAY WITH YOU MR BONZO’S ON HIS WAY HE WANTS TO STAY HE WANTS TO PLAY WITH YOU MR BONZO’S ON HIS WAY HE WANTS TO STAY HE WANTS TO—

my favorite part of the tmagp easter fluff special is when mr bonzo bonzed all over the place

i’m dying my hair soon but you get to pick

dye it like jon ⬆️

dye it like martin ⬇️

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vampantheon:

i’m dying my hair soon but you get to pick

dye it like jon ⬆️

dye it like martin ⬇️

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follow-up question: martin is winning because…

OP has martin-y vibes

i like martin’s hair more than jon’s

a secret third thing

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Jmart

Based on @vampyr-bats designs

eira-kuso:

If anyone wants me to say my opinion on a character with this bingo

elias bouchard character bingo

the only reason i haven’t really drawn him is because he is SO hard to design. it’s difficult to find that middle ground where he looks like Just Your Boss! while still maintaining that elias bouchard energy™️ i am too obsessed with him to fuck it up. help. i’m scared

atleasttheyvegotstars:

vampantheon:

vampantheon:

vampantheon:

i just had a killer idea for homophobic vase art wait up

homophobic vase.

me when the vase takes my husband

@ringhoarder “what the fuck is tma about???” <- homophobic vase of course

tell them about the drawer rib, eyesplosions, and the headless gym cryptid that skips leg day next

arthur. we are in a vast scottish countryside. the sky is dark and cloudy, and… it’s watching us with a big stupid eye.

wait! to your left. there’s a cabin. there are two men standing outside of it, wearing dumb little backpacks as if they are going on a trip despite the treacherous current weather, arthur. arthur i think they’re holding hands, which is disgusting, considering the shorter one, well… he’s all eyes, arthur

vampantheon:

arthur. we are in a vast scottish countryside. the sky is dark and cloudy, and… it’s watching us with a big stupid eye.

wait! to your left. there’s a cabin. there are two men standing outside of it, wearing dumb little backpacks as if they are going on a trip despite the treacherous current weather, arthur. arthur i think they’re holding hands, which is disgusting, considering the shorter one, well… he’s all eyes, arthur

arthur i see some good cows

my martin design but from memory

i’ll never get over how martin blackwood’s manipulation method was basically just him being like “oh, sorry, you think i’m just a little guy? sure! let’s go with that, look at me, i’m just a little guy. i’m not a threat to your evil plans, pinky promise”

vampantheon:

my martin design but from memory

i love when people draw jon like someone really aggressively rubbed a balloon on his head and the static electricity made his hair stand up

tim stoker… save me tim… save me tim stoker save me

@vvviktor on mag 39

vampantheon:

@vvviktor on mag 39

sometimes i listen to mag 161 just to feel something

mehhh-11-deactivated20250304:

vampantheon:

sometimes i listen to mag 161 just to feel something

how

how often op

(spoken with audible sobbing) knock knock. double boss! elias? i’m not too late for cake, am i? there’s a cake? martin, that was a secret! i didn’t say anything! he didn’t have to, nothing escapes my notice, i keep an eye out for that sort of thing

mehhh-11-deactivated20250304:

vampantheon:

mehhh-11-deactivated20250304:

vampantheon:

sometimes i listen to mag 161 just to feel something

how

how often op

(spoken with audible sobbing) knock knock. double boss! elias? i’m not too late for cake, am i? there’s a cake? martin, that was a secret! i didn’t say anything! he didn’t have to, nothing escapes my notice, i keep an eye out for that sort of thing

(sighs in Martin) oh OP…

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeuLjfyo/

there are cameras in my phone and they have for you’d my fyp and i wanted to share with the class

the universe is sending me a message. and the message is to relisten to mag 161 again

vvviktor:

vampantheon:

@vvviktor on mag 39

the tables did truly turntable

everything is so normal viktor i promise!!!

I love your martin design btw. I want to hold him in my hand

i will allow it

elias bouchard:

fuck

marry

kill

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vampantheon:

elias bouchard:

fuck

marry

kill

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MORE FOR ME

when your boss rejects you. call that elias discard.

when he’s the captain of a sci-fi ship. elias picard

when he starts singing at the tavern that’s elias the bard

when there’s gunfire at the workplace on christmas day that’s elias diehard

vampantheon:

when your boss rejects you. call that elias discard.

when he’s the captain of a sci-fi ship. elias picard

when he starts singing at the tavern that’s elias the bard

when there’s gunfire at the workplace on christmas day that’s elias diehard

when he wields a sword up at you. elias en garde

when he’s meeting peter lukas. at the elias shipyard

he’s mad you clocked in late using the elias timecard

and he has to wear glasses cuz he’s elias binoclard

your martin could literally brutally murder me and i'd still think he did nothing wrong. i'd give the man a cookie. he deserves one i think.

i don’t think he’d actually hurt someone himself, but he does deserve a little violence. as a treat. just like that cookie

@insanitydog25 mike crew cosplay go brr

tildexart-deactivated20240902:

“I had to borrow this one?!?!” 🎭🎡✨

c0l0ure-deactivated20240613:

HAPPY MAG 200 ANNIVERSARY!

demonic-panini:

urjover:

demonic-panini:

urjover:

smidgen-of-hotboy:

urjover:

ceaseless-watchers-special-girl:

ceaseless-watchers-special-girl:

ceaseless-watchers-special-girl:

hope this helps

@peternureyevplsdontbetraythecrew PREV WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING HOLY FUCK HAVE YOU WROUGHT ON THIS WORLD

@urjover what. what do you have to say about this. i’m already terrified

they should kiss. lol. :)

Slippy style.

yeah

Hmmmmmmm. One moment

waiting

i have decided that this is actually too cursed for the public to see

y'all this post is untagged ai. a lot of people aren’t realizing it, but if you take a second to look at it, it becomes very clear

tumblr keeps showing it to me and OP has refused to tag it, so when you go in the reblogs it’s a bunch of people who don’t seem to realize that it’s ai either. i recognized a lot of usernames in the reblogs, from people who i definitely know are against ai stuff. so if you’ve reblogged this thinking a human made it because OP refuses to edit the original post for transparency— now you know.

vampantheon:

y'all this post is untagged ai. a lot of people aren’t realizing it, but if you take a second to look at it, it becomes very clear

tumblr keeps showing it to me and OP has refused to tag it, so when you go in the reblogs it’s a bunch of people who don’t seem to realize that it’s ai either. i recognized a lot of usernames in the reblogs, from people who i definitely know are against ai stuff. so if you’ve reblogged this thinking a human made it because OP refuses to edit the original post for transparency— now you know.

there are a lot of people praising OP in the reblogs for their painting skills or being shocked and impressed because it looked like it could be a photo at first glance. this is because OP did not draw it.

multiple people have asked them to tag it as ai and they are deliberately ignoring those requests, which comes across as intentionally deceitful. they do not correct the people complimenting their art skills or referring to them as DaVinci.

this is very much a purposeful attempt on OP’s part to make people think, at first glance, that they drew it— while keeping the plausible deniability of “well, i didn’t delete the comments of people calling me out, so technically i’m not hiding it”

vampantheon:

vampantheon:

y'all this post is untagged ai. a lot of people aren’t realizing it, but if you take a second to look at it, it becomes very clear

tumblr keeps showing it to me and OP has refused to tag it, so when you go in the reblogs it’s a bunch of people who don’t seem to realize that it’s ai either. i recognized a lot of usernames in the reblogs, from people who i definitely know are against ai stuff. so if you’ve reblogged this thinking a human made it because OP refuses to edit the original post for transparency— now you know.

there are a lot of people praising OP in the reblogs for their painting skills or being shocked and impressed because it looked like it could be a photo at first glance. this is because OP did not draw it.

multiple people have asked them to tag it as ai and they are deliberately ignoring those requests, which comes across as intentionally deceitful. they do not correct the people complimenting their art skills or referring to them as DaVinci.

this is very much a purposeful attempt on OP’s part to make people think, at first glance, that they drew it— while keeping the plausible deniability of “well, i didn’t delete the comments of people calling me out, so technically i’m not hiding it”

you know what would make it a lot easier to not interact with? tagging your shit correctly! like multiple people have asked you to!