when your boss rejects you. call that elias discard.
when he’s the captain of a sci-fi ship. elias picard
when he starts singing at the tavern that’s elias the bard
when there’s gunfire at the workplace on christmas day that’s elias diehard
when he wields a sword up at you. elias en garde
when he’s meeting peter lukas. at the elias shipyard
he’s mad you clocked in late using the elias timecard
and he has to wear glasses cuz he’s elias binoclard