July 2023

just7frogsinapeoplesuit:

wartips:

Death is a natural part of life. Not your death though. Your death is gonna be super fucked up.

@vague-magnus-archives

runefells:

Elias Week Day 7: Favorite Character Dynamics

Is anyone surprised?

ruby-cloud:

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dingdongyouarewrong:

dingdongyouarewrong:

“lovers to enemies?? uhhhh you realize that’s just what a breakup is, right?” you don’t get it.

I Want Them To Literally Stab Each Other With Actual Knives.

caligulacoded:

i dont really read fix-it fics because I don’t care but there’s one specific flavor that appeals to me, as corny as it might be. basically the characters getting a glimpse of the future. I would hate if that happened in canon (where I really do not want things to be fixed and I hate time travel in general), but to have the characters see themselves in the future and find out how much their paths have taken a much more tragic route than expected, all their wishes and desires torn to shreds… it does things to me

so-you-read-the-usernames:

Female characters who are the sole voice of reason <<<<<<< Female characters who think of themselves as the sole voice of reason but who are actually just as insane as those around them

martins-canned-peaches:

The TMA fandom has made it literally impossible to see spoilers because of just how incomprehensible every shitpost is. I’ll scroll on Pinterest seeing TMA memes I don’t understand and later realize I was staring at the worlds biggest spoiler. It’s like searching for your glasses only to find that they’re on your head the whole time

wormcosmologies:

free my man he did all of it but i dont care

csny:

csny:

nonbinaryeye:

jupiter-mechanism:

nonbinaryeye:

After dedicating his life to the Lonely Mordechai Lukas invited Jonah Magnus to visit him in Moorland house exactly twice.

First time he only welcomed him and then made sure not to see him at all for the rest of his stay. He was just feeding on his loneliness while Jonah was frustrated wandering alone through his home.

He invited him again few years later but he forgot to consider that Jonah has his own patron he serves and in those years he got much better grasp of his own powers. The entirity of his stay Jonah was just running into Mordechai because he Knew where he was. Of course Jonah always pretended that he rin into him totally on accident and what a coincidence it is to meet on some very unusual place Mordechai was hiding at the moment…

“Oh, hello, Mordechai. Fancy meeting you here, at the back of this linen closet.”

Thanks for the addition @jupiter-mechanism

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist:

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist:

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist:

there should be an alternative to marriage where you just ritualistically vow to have an on-again-off-again relationship for as long as you two shall live

ok sure whatever hades and persephone have going on

#divorced but we share custody of the relationship

parkchanwoohoo:

me being strangled by someone who rightfully wants me dead: lmaooo i can’t believe how bad u wanna fuck me