Look at the sky. It’s looking back.
Look at the sky. It’s looking back.
Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday
he’s on his way
I like how you refer to having sex as "the task at hand". Corporate email core
call me microsoft office the way i excel at spreading those sheets. to have sex in there. Word
Before you post on Tumblr, THINK!
T – Is it Terrible?
H – Is it Horny?
I – Is it Ignorant?
N – Is it Nautically themed?
K – Is it Kringe?Rebloggers are evenly divided as to whether these are necessary or sufficient conditions to post, or necessary or sufficient conditions not to post.
it’s always “you gnawed off your own leg to escape like an animal caught in a trap” and never “why didn’t anyone try to help you out of the trap” or “why weren’t you provided with any other resources to escape the trap with except for your own teeth”

shitty boss man
I always feel like somebody’s watching me.
my horrible horrible wife (regency twink obsessed with horrors beyond human comprehension)
enough with the forcefem and the forcemasc, I’m trying out forcestrange
I’m gonna turn you into something unrecognizable and inhuman, and you’re gonna like it

shitty boss man
ancient


I cannot simply “explain” an origin story for my avatarsona. I HAVE to give you a handful of ominous images with vague text.