I forget that most people ship things because they want characters to be in a happy relationship and not because they want them to have weird sex things with atrocious psychological consequences
Getting back into TMA (by reading fanfic) and yet again, every time I see someone’s headcanon that Elias owns a fancy car I’m like, lol? No? You can’t change my mind: Elias is terrified of automobiles and the possibility of dying in or because of one. Car-hater Elias is so real to me.
I read through all of Elias/Jonah’s dialogue (as you do) plus some relistening and mentions of him, so here’s a big list of some fun things and behaviors I noted!
I thought he made a lot of eye puns/jokes, but he only does it once in mag161, however he does enjoy making jokes. “Creativity never was their forte.” from mag80, “You want my account? My sworn testimony? My statement?” from 82, “If you die, I’m afraid you probably won’t be able to claim your expenses.” in 116 and “I only have two eyes, after all.” in 120. no one ever laughs at his jokes only he finds them amusing