I want to see Jonah Magnus fics with 1800s slang. Jonah deserves to be called a Church Bell for talking too much, or have him start gossiping about the idiot Foozler who works for Mordechai. Even better yet, Elias(Jonah) using 1800s slang when he is stressed out, and no one understanding what he is saying at all. Maybe Simon understands, maybe he doesnt. Maybe Elias’ loving husband understands a bit of what he is saying, but not enough to actually pay attention. Please, someone write this for me, because I have no ability to write fics.