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a collection of very serious lonelyeyes comics 😌 the last one is forever my favorite tma thing of all time

[Start ID: Three comics of Elias and Peter from the Magnus Archives. Elias has slicked back hair and wears dangly earrings with a closed eye at the end. He also wears a suit with a vest and tie. Peter has short hair pulled back into a ponytail and wears a sea captain’s coat along with a turtleneck sweater. He has a full beard.

1st comic: Peter looks at Elias with a serious expression and says, “Elias, I’m not budging on this. You can’t claim CO2 canisters as work expenses.”. In the next panel, Elias hums, clearly displeased. In the next panel, Elias takes out a planner and a pen, and says “Pardon me one moment.”. In the next panel he looks up at Peter with disdain and scribbles into the planner. In the last panel, Peter looks on in worry with a small blush and asks, “Wh - What are you crossing out? Elias…”. We can view Elias’ schedule within his planner that is as follows:

0900: Behold

1030: Meeting with Peter

The times are cut off the rest but the next line states “Give Peter a blowjob” and this is actively being crossed out. The next line says “Behold” which is what he intended to do after the previous line.

2nd comic: In the first panel, Elias is handing a document envelope to Jon’s hand, stating “Here are those new statements, Archivist.”. Jon accepts them and says “Yes, thank you.”. In the next panel, Jon begins to take out the statements from the envelope, saying “Huh - lighter than usual…”. Jon has short curly hair and wears rectangular glasses. In the next panel, Jon looks down in horror as what he pulls out is a photograph addressed “To Elias” with a heart next to it. Jon stutters “I-”. In the next panel, Elias looks at the photo with comically large eyes that have red in the pupils and an even more horrified expression than Jon’s. From the view of the photograph, it appears to be Peter in nothing but a hat. In the next panel, Elias dramatically snatches the photograph out of Jon’s hands with an angry expression. In the next panel, Elias holds up a different document envelope with an embarrassed expression, sweating and shaking profusely, he says “Apologies. It seems I mislabeled some files. This one is correct.”. In the final panel, there is a box with the word “Later” in it. Next to it, Elias’ face is blurred from motion and his hands are outstretched towards Peter ready to strangle him. Elias has a red slit for an eye and has a few disembodied red eyes behind him. Peter stands in front of him blissfully unaware and asks with a blush, “Hey, did you like those pictures-?”.

3rd comic: In the first panel, Elias is frothing mad, his teeth sharp and grey steam coming off him. He angrily demands, “Peter. Give me the alimony check now.” In the next panel, Peter’s disembodied hand holds up a check that Elias looks at furiously in the background. Peter asks, “Oh, this check?”. Elias is growling in the background. In the next panel, Peter waves the check with an amuses expression, saying “You have to be quicker than that, Elias”. His sentence is punctuated with a heart. In the next panel, Peter holds the check out to the side at an arm’s length with a smile. He thinks to himself, “Oh man. Heh, heh. He looks furious.”. Elias is not in the panel but his gradual scream is represented by several lowercase a’s followed by several uppercase A’s. At the rightmost side of the panel, there is a large dialogue bubble where Elias screams, “Peter!!!”. In the last panel, Peter has turned semi-transparent with clouds of fog around him. There is a loud crash and an Elias shaped hole is in the wall behind his arm, several cracks are coming off the hole as well. Peter laughs, “Holy shit, haha.” in all caps.

End ID.]